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PostgreSQL Slammed by PHP Creator

leifbk writes "'The Web is broken and it's all your fault' says Rasmus Lerdorf, the creator of PHP. He talks about not trusting user input, and the brokenness of IE, which is all fine. Then he makes a statement about MySQL vs PostgreSQL: 'If you can fit your problem into what MySQL can handle it's very fast,' Lerdorf said. 'You can gain quite a bit of performance.' For the items that MySQL doesn't handle as well as PostgreSQL, Lerdorf noted that some features can be emulated in PHP itself, and you still end up with a net performance boost. Naturally, the PostgreSQL community is rather unimpressed. One of the more amusing replies: 'I wasn't able to find anything the article worth discussing. If you give up A, C, I, and D, of course you get better performance- just like you can get better performance from a wheel-less Yugo if you slide it down a luge track.'"

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  1. Avoid databases... by DreddUK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honestly, just avoid this discussion by using flat files.

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    1. Re:Avoid databases... by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      You kids and your fancy flat files. Back in my day, we kept our data in huge honking boxes of punchcards, and we were grateful!

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    2. Re:Avoid databases... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had boxes?

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    3. Re:Avoid databases... by beavt8r · · Score: 5, Funny

      We were supposed to keep that stuff?

    4. Re:Avoid databases... by dextromulous · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had binary? We had to get about with only zeros, and some days we didn't even have those!

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    5. Re:Avoid databases... by rk · · Score: 5, Funny

      We only had ones because the zeros were too fat to fit through our tiny wires.

    6. Re:Avoid databases... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 5, Funny
      You had paper? We recorded everything on slabs of rock.

      ...When the system crashed, you knew it crashed. That's how we lost Ug, we really miss Ug.

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    7. Re:Avoid databases... by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pfft. I was a sysadmin for the Tower of Babel. When that thing divided by zero, man, nobody could even talk anymore.

    8. Re:Avoid databases... by paranode · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had stuff?

    9. Re:Avoid databases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Back in my day, we no fancy verbs! And we it!

    10. Re:Avoid databases... by crawling_chaos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just be glad that you missed the 40 day and night core dump. Boostrapping a planet takes forever and they hadn't invented overtime yet.

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    11. Re:Avoid databases... by paranode · · Score: 5, Funny

      You it?

      Maybe this too far...

  2. There ARE other scriping languages besides PHP ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Rasmus Lerdorf, the creator of PHP ... said the current state of the Internet includes a litany of broken items, but with a little help from PHP there may well be some hope for the Web yet."

    I wonder if he has ever consider using Perl ...

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  3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by syntaxglitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    But with PHP and MySQL, you can hammer screws much faster! :D

  4. Huh? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "just like you can get better performance from a wheel-less Yugo if you slide it down a luge track."

    I am sick and tired of seeing these sweeping, baseless statements on Slashdot. The body of a Yugo is much too wide to sit flat on the ice of a luge track.

    Editors, please start doing some fact checking before posting this stuff.

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