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PC World's 25 Worst Web Sites

Cilibrin writes "PC World has posted a story on the 25 dumbest dot-coms and silliest sites. Among those to make the list are the pet-related Neuticles — a site for testicular implants for pets — and every child's favorite, Rabies for Kids." From the article: "As venture capitalists scramble to throw money at anything labeled Ajax or Web 2.0, and Web publishing becomes so simple that anyone with a working mouse hand can put up a site, we offer our list of the 25 worst Web sites of all time. Many of our bottom 25 date from the dot-com boom, when no bad idea went unfunded. Some sites were outright scams — at least two of our featured Net entrepreneurs spent some time in the pokey. Others are just examples of bad design, or sites that got a little too careless with users' information, or tried to demand far too much personal data for too little benefit. And to prove we're not afraid to pick on somebody much bigger than us, our pick for the worst Web site may be the hottest cyberspot on the planet right now. "

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  1. Myspace... by Patik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should've taken all 25 spots.

  2. YES! by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm glad it made number one. I work in a computer lab as a student at a university, and Myspace is responsible for more browser hangs than everything else combined. That site is a festering cyst on the asshole of the internet.

  3. The full list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    25. Rentmychest.com.
    24. IKissYou.org
    23. InmatesForYou.com
    22. Digital entertainment network (den.com)
    21. Golden Palace Casino
    20. Hotmail.com
    19. WebVan
    18. Beenz.com and Flooz.com (tie)
    17. Boo.com
    16. Microsoft Windows Update
    15. Neuticles.com
    14. BidForSurgery.com
    13. Whitehouse.com
    12. The Dancing Baby
    11. Rabies for Kids
    10. MyLackey.com.
    9. HamsterDance.com
    8. BonziBuddy
    7. Pets.com
    6. Pixelon.com
    5. AllAdvantage
    4. CD Universe
    3. Cartoonnetwok.com
    2. CyberRebate
    1. MySpace.com

    1. Re:The full list by grammar+fascist · · Score: 5, Funny

      They TOTALLY left out Association of International Glaucoma Societies!

      Maybe it's because they cleaned up their act. They no longer play the Glaucoma Hymn upon visit - you have to click on something now. They've still got the frames, the horrendous color scheme, and the bobbing heads, which I suppose represent people with Glaucoma.

      Glaucoma, Glaucoma, Glaucoma
      Constricting vision slowly
      Halted by progress of science
      Vision of a world united
      Beyond all science knowing...

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    2. Re:The full list by Danga · · Score: 4, Funny

      dude, you look like a simpsons character!

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      Hey, there is only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi.
    3. Re:The full list by rahmza · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but the worst website I have ever seen has to be http://hosanna1.com/

  4. Worst website according to Digg... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In a story with 1500+ votes, Digg users acknowledged THIS to be the worst web site ever:
    http://www.kwota.net/cdc/default.htm

    A quote: "I feel like I lost a part of my web design soul just by viewing this site."

    1. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by dufachi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I am going to have to agree that the site in question should be on the top 10, considering that they claim on their hideous-looking site that they are both elite and elitists. Apparently, the elite are color-blind.

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      -Kinsey
  5. 23. InmatesForYou.com by owlman17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "23. InmatesForYou.com

    This site helps you find that special someone, even if you have to wait 13 years for her parole to come up."

    I tried clicking on the link but it says "Service Unavailable."

    I hope this wasn't slashdotted.

  6. Glass houses... by Griim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best part is PCWorld's site sucks.

    I don't know what their minimum requirement is, but I don't like to maximize my browser window, so I can see what's going on in the background. I have a large screen though, so most sites will fit in a window that's roughly 1024 across...not this site though!

    And who doesn't love an article that's broken down into at least 5 separate pages? I know there's nothing I love more than clicking and waiting 5 times, just to read a single article.

  7. Re:Not enough silly by Gamefreak99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    BonziBuddy is about as silly as the Spawn of Satan.

  8. Discerning Dogs Can't Tell by Ranger · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love Neuticles. I think they are one of the best products on the market for dogs. I can picture this endorsement:

    Customer: After I had my first dog, Scamp, snipped, he just didn't lick himself with the same enthusiasm. When we were going to get our second dog, Arny, snipped we heard about neuticles. After they removed his manhood, we had the install a big ole pair of neuticles. He was unsure of himself for a few days. He sniffed at them tentatively, gave them a lick and he was hooked. I decided to get a pair for Scamp installed. And boy was he happy. Now, both dogs lick themselves with the same enthusiasm as if they had real balls.

    Arny & Scamp: (in unison) Woof! Woof!

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    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  9. Windows Update? by raezr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've never known anyone to have trouble with it. How is it difficult to click the "update" button and let it do everything for you?

    This sounds more like a lame attempt to bash "Micro$oft" yet again.

  10. Re: myspace by klenwell · · Score: 4, Informative

    Resistance is afoot:

    http://code.google.com/p/moshi/

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    Innovation makes enemies of all those who prospered under the old regime... -- Machiavelli
  11. Best part by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What I really love about that site is their business motto:
    IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH FINISHED PROJECT YOU TAKE IT AND PAY US.
    I swear I've done business with these guys.
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    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  12. Truth in Domain Names Act? by Perseid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    FTA: "In 2003 Zuccarini pleaded guilty to violating the Truth in Domain Names Act and was sentenced to 2.5 years in the federal pen."

    What? Truth in Domain Names Act? So if I create a site about rocket launchers and register it to fuzzybunnies.com I can go to jail? Can fuzzybunnies be a porn site?

  13. Sigh by mqduck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Like perhaps most people, I skipped first to #1.

    The ease with which anyone of any age can create a page, upload photos, share deeply personal details of their lives, and make new "friends" quickly turned MySpace into a one-stop shopping mall for online predators.

    I lost interest in the article right about here. thinkofthechildren, etc.
    (Come to think of it, aren't shopping malls one-stop shopping malls for "predators"? Oh, teh irony!)

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