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An Interview with a Cheater

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the live-and-learn dept.

Dan writes to mention a post at the Aeropause site. Author Richard was recently given the rare opportunity to interview a cheater, shining a light into the dark recesses of a conflicted mind. The article explores why the cheater cheats, and the great excuses they use to be able to look themselves in the mirror. From the article: "Aeropause: What made you decide to mod your Xbox to gain an unfair advantage in games like Halo 2? Schmuck5000: Modding is not an unfair advantage. There is just as much chance that there will be a modder on the other team. I am there to even things out. Halo 2 is beginning to get old, us modders are just making it more funner."

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  1. That old idiom. by Kirin+Fenrir · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cheaters never win. Okay, well, they always win, but that's what makes them losers.

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  2. I know what he means by svunt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Schmuck5000: Modding is not an unfair advantage. There is just as much chance that there will be a modder on the other team. I am there to even things out.


    Exactly. This is why I carry $1000 in Monopoly money in my underpants at all times.

  3. New for XBox 360 by Siberwulf · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Speak Easy 2: Haxxing"



    You to can make ur games much more funner then before! Plug in yer haxx and away yous go! Cal Now!

  4. Cheat or cheater by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought a person who acts unsportingly was a cheat. Whereas a cheater's sort of like a leopard.

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    1. Re:Cheat or cheater by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whereas a cheater's sort of like a leopard.

      Correct. It's very similar to the other Southern Appalachian big cat, the lyin'.

  5. The subject was then told that by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    he cannot "mod" the English language as easily as he can his XBox.

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  6. Re:Weeeoooeeeoooeeooo... by revlayle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, I bet those were the words of THE CHEATER.

    See kids: IF YOU cheat at Halo 2 OR become a Slashdot Editor, your grammar skills *will* slip.

    (There's a moral here, but damned if I could figure it out!)

  7. Bad grammar, imaturity, poor spelling..... by Prien715 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Schmuck5000: Modding is not an unfair advantage. There is just as much chance that there will be a modder on the other team. I am there to even things out. Halo 2 is beginning to get old, us modders are just making it more funner.

    Bad grammar, immaturity, poor spelling...Quick Taco! You've found a new Slashdot editor!

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  8. Re:Note to Self by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

    People who say "recursive" are more funner.

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  9. I sense a disturbance in the force... by musicon · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... as if millions of grammar nazies cried out in terror, and were silenced.

    "more funner" indeed.

  10. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen: by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rarely is the question asked: Is our players modding?