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Sony Announces Global Battery Recall
snafu109 writes "Since the laptop battery recalls initiated by Dell, Apple, IBM/Lenovo, Toshiba & Fujitsu, some may have wondered whether the entire lot should be recalled. Well, over at MarketWatch, a new article reports just that. 'Sony said Thursday it will initiate a global replacement program for certain battery packs that use its lithium-ion cells in notebook computers in order to address concerns related to recent over-heating incidents.' In related news, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has released some tips on how to lower the risk of your laptop batteries exploding, no matter who the manufacturer."
but this is still going to be one hell of a bill.
-Rick
"Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
Favorite Quote from the Consumer Products Safety Comission: "Computer batteries can get hot during normal use. Do not use your computer on your lap." Not much good as a LAPtop, then.
Ok, here's the deal. Now sony is going to have millions of highly explosive batteries. Who thinks this might not be a good thing...
Today: Rootkits, and DRM
Tomorrow: Holding the world hostage with boiling lithium..
eeek...
As a rule, I never trust dark brown ketchup.
It looks to me like they are trying to save face here.. though i don't think it will help much..
Sony just keeps digging a bigger hole each way you look... I have to wonder if the exec's arn't stipping the company apart from the inside
'...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
Sony announced today that, as part of their Global Replacement Program, they will be replacing the entire globe. "Yes, we screwed up so badly, that it is cheaper to leave and start a new planet than to fix everything that Sony has done wrong," said a Sony representative. Among Sony's past transgressions include rootkit-enabled laptop batteries, exploding CDs, and firing Nellie McKay. "On our new planet, we will build a Sonyful utopia, a planet by Sony, for Sony forever. A DRMed paradise for all to behold."
Unknown host pong.
PS3 fiasco
Rootkit
Laptop batteries
BluRay
RIAA/MPAA support
Sony is looking more and more like a company that is poorly led and one that maybe can't be trusted. These are all (so far) huge public relation disasters. I think they need to rethink their strategy, in the meantime, I will be politely avoiding their products.
Laboratree - Scientific collaboration based on OpenSocial.
And yet no recall on the batteries in my Sony Vaio laptop?
Not only do they have to do a full recall, but it gets dragged out through months of bad press. People will be calling their relatives asking if their laptops have Sony batteries in them. Do you think the laptop companies are going to blame anyone but Sony?
Sony should have seen this coming and bit the bullet at that point. This has turned into a PR disaster. Most people don't understand the concept of a root kit, but they do understand "can't bring laptop on a plane, because it might bring the plane down" (Virgin Atlantic did ban several brands of laptops because of this issue) or "laptop bursts into flame, everybody blames Sony". It's a very simple concept and everybody can understand it. When technology doesn't work properly or worse becomes a hazard, people become angry and scared. And the last thing a company wants is to have its name associated with fear and pain.
So, taking a low-ball figure of 20 million for total notebooks in use from 1/01 thorugh 8/06, that's still just over 2 incidents per million notebooks... I wonder how many incidents there would be per million notebook-use-hours.
To contrast, the rail system in the US was very pround when, in 1993, they were able to reduce reportable safety incidents below 3.0 per million train miles.
What I'm trying to say is that people are getting very worked up over a not-very-big deal (not that the goal shouldn't be 0 incidents per million hours) -- and considering the minor harm that such fires are likely to cause, is it worth the economic and financial impact of these recalls?
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
* apologies to Happy Fun Ball/SNL
Sony Batteries
-only $14.95-
* Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Sony Batteries.
* Caution: Sony Batteries may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
* Sony Batteries Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
* Do not use Sony Batteries on concrete.
Discontinue use of Sony Batteries if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse sweating
* Heart palpitations
If Sony Batteries begin to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Sony Batteries may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Sony Batteries should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Sony Batteries, Sony Corporation, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Sony Batteries include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Sony Batteries have been shipped to our troops in Afghanistan and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Sony Batteries.
Sony Batteries come with a lifetime guarantee.
Sony Batteries
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
My Dell was one of the laptops with the recalled battery, so I promptly sent for a replacement. Mind you, I never had any problems with the battery at all - the computer ran cool as a cucumber (And never exploded). Of course, why would I turn down the chance for a new batter, if for no other reason than it should be better at holding a charge then my 18 month old one. Got my new battery in the mail last week, and guess what? The darn thing runs so hot, even when the laptop is running of of A/C power, that I'm practially burning my left palm everytime I use it. Is it too late to get my old battery back?
Good thing there wasn't a trigger happy air marshall there! If only he had some water to put out the... oh, wait. If I were this guy I'd be thankful to be alive.
Just in case some of you are wondering why these batteries explode. A scientific summary would be: They become overcharged.
And if you are wondering how overcharging can create an explosion. Another scientific summary would be: If you put more energy into an environment which cannot handle it. It becomes unstable.
If you are wondering why an environment becomes unstable when too much energy is involved: It comes down to atomic science.
Wondering why it comes down to atomic science? You might want to think about going back to school, we need more scientific minds like you.
Why don't they just market their batteries under the Sony Xplod brand?
cat /proc/acpi/battery/BAT0
!ERR: Signature not found.
It is interesting that everyone is blaming Sony and no one talks about Toshiba here. Back when Apple recalled batteries, quite a few people in this forum bitched about Apple. Now that Apple, Dell, Lenovo, and Toshiba have recalled batteries, people do realize who's fault it is.
If I had been Sony, I would have asked the manufacturers to recall batteries all at the same time. Instead, they are getting bad press four times in a row as all the reputable manufacturers recall their batteries. What a PR disaster!
I write this on a 12" Powerbook G4 1.5GHz; Apple recalled my first battery a year ago (it was an LG battery) and replaced it with a faulty Sony. I am currently awaiting the second replacement battery for this faulty Sony.