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UK's Biggest Supermarket Challenges Microsoft

An anonymous reader writes "The UK's equivalent of Walmart is taking on Microsoft in the software game. Tesco is famous for it's cheap 'value' food, but it's now offering 'value' alternatives to Microsoft's biggest products. From the article: 'Now, when you traverse the aisles in search of baked beans, sanitary towels and two-for-one packs of raw mince (hamburger), you can grab yourself a copy of Tesco Office (£20) — an alternative to the almost de-facto standard that is Microsoft Office — or Tesco Antivirus (£10), which is designed to keep your PC free of malware.' Tesco apparently 'takes one in every eight pounds spent in the UK'."

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  1. If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by Winckle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then why don't they just use free alternatives from the internet. Open source or just plain freeware?

    1. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by cliffski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because the kind of person that will buy anti-virus software in a supermarket is not likely to know what to do with downloaded zip or rar file they will get from sourceforge.

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    2. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sounds like the companies that sell open source software should follow the lead.

      That is, sell their own software in supermarkets.

      It'll be a lot easier to make progress there than at hardware sellers (Dell, HP, etc.)

      It just needs to be sold as a way to extend the life of old PCs.

    3. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by NSIM · · Score: 5, Insightful
      >Then why don't they just use free alternatives from the
      >internet. Open source or just plain freeware?

      Because the vast majority of people wouldn't know where to look for such software if you gave 'em a map, and a high percentage of those who did find "free" software would manage to download all sorts of spyware and other crap in the process.

      Perhaps Sourceforge should put up a "PC Essentials" list with the more mature free/open source products list on it, today I defy defy the average PC user who doesn't know specifically what they are looking for to find safe free sources of software and get what they need without spending a lot of time and effort.

    4. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by massysett · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bah, this whole thread contains the wrong question. It's obvious why the supermarket shoppers aren't using free alternatives; a better question is, why isn't Tesco selling a CD with Free/Open Source software? Slap OOo on there and charge $20 for it. None of the supermarket shoppers would be the wiser, and it saves Tesco money.

    5. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by NSIM · · Score: 2

      You vastly over estimate the ease with which people find what they are looking for on Sourceforge, it's a marvelllous repository of software, but only if you have a pretty good idea of what you want in the first place or can spend your time browsing through the hundreds of packages with cryptic descriptions and varying levels of maturity to find what you want.
      If you really want to get people hooked on free/open source software then you need to make it REALLY easy for Joe Public to find it.

    6. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by FireFury03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You vastly over estimate the ease with which people find what they are looking for on Sourceforge

      I don't think I've actually ever looked for software on sourceforge - usually I find a reference to software through some other source and may end up on sourceforge but I don't _start_ my search for something there.

      However, I think my comment still stands - people who know about sourceforge almost certainly already know about the high profile FOSS projects and are aware that free software can be top quality. This is not the market that Tesco are aiming at - they're aiming at the people who don't realise there are cheaper alternatives to MS Office (it never even occurs to them), let alone *free* alternatives.

    7. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by egypt_jimbob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...people who still think Internet Explorer is the best thing since sliced bread.

      I don't know anybody who thinks IE is the best. The people I know who use it are those that are required to (company IT policies) and those who think the big blue "e" on their desktop actually is The Internet.

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    8. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by moggie_xev · · Score: 3, Funny
      http://download.openoffice.org/2.0.3/index.html

      So the big green area doesn't say download ?

    9. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by lpointal · · Score: 2, Informative

      In france, we have such a site, its called Framasoft it contains not only a nice classification of softwares by domain (for Windows, Linux, MacOS), but also some articles, manuals.

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    10. Re:If people want an alternative to the de facto.. by drsquare · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you ever considered that Open Office doesn't suit their purposes? Last time I used it (about a year ago), it was very bloated and convoluted.

      Maybe their Tesco Office is leaner and simpler, so support is easier and people will be more satisfied with it.

  2. antivirus for food? by whizzard · · Score: 2, Funny
    or Tesco Antivirus (£10), which is designed to keep your PC free of malware.


    Now they can get to work on an antivirus for the food they sell!
  3. Profits by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    'takes one in every eight pounds spent in the UK'.

    I hear this figure quoted regularly, but noone ever backs it up with a source; however they must be doing somthing right, they've made £1.1bn in profts in the last six months

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  4. Anyone tried these yet? by danmart · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the article: The software is manufactured by a combination of Panda Software, Filestream, Ability and Software Dialog. I've used the panda software, but haven't heard of the others.

  5. no mention on the website by oscartheduck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anyone been to a tesco and confirmed this? I checked their website and the nearest they had for office http://direct.tesco.com/search/default.aspx?search =office&confirm.x=0&confirm.y=0was office chairs. Google mentions press releases that confirm this, but no one seems to know exactly what the office suite contains, and most importantly I couldn't find any mention of compatability with MS Office. If it *is* compatible with Office, that'd be kind of neat.

    Of course, I suspect, like many others, that's it's just repackaged OpenOffice.org, but we'll have to see.

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    1. Re:no mention on the website by tolan-b · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The software is developed by Crawley-based Formjet PLC, which includes the anti-virus developer Panda Software and Ability Software, maker of the Ability office suite."

      http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=34 800

    2. Re:no mention on the website by oscartheduck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, the software they're distributing not only claims office compatability, it claims to look like office too:
      http://www.ability.com/v4/newv4.php?ln=us

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  6. Alternatives by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having alternatives is nice, and I'm all for breaking MS's near-monopoly in this area, but the big question is about quality: do these products do the job, and do it well? Do they offer analogs to the features that many MS Office users have come to love and depend on? Do they read Office formats?

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  7. Summary by bfree · · Score: 2, Interesting
    by the guys ... who make ... Ability Office and Panda Antivirus ... Tesco-specific products ... unique in design.
    I wonder if they will get their PC suppliers to install their software by default?
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    1. Re:Summary by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tesco are a PC supplier. When you walk into a large Tesco, the first thing you see is a large row of shelves stacked high with boxed PCs. I haven't checked to see if there are Tesco Value PCs, but I wouldn't be at all surprised. With the volumes they ship, I would imagine they can ask their wholesaler to bundle pretty much whatever they want.

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  8. Am I the only one ... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who thinks that the vast majority of MS Office purchases (like 95%) are businesses? last time I checked, businesses didn't shop at Walmart or their equivalent when purchasing their software. Now perhaps Joe Random User might buy this stuff, but that won't put a dent in MS sales, other than perhaps the "Student Edition" of Office.

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  9. They undercut Apple too by Andy_R · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tesco here in Britain have Apple iBooks for an amazing £0.03 less than the Apple website price!

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    1. Re:They undercut Apple too by igorthefiend · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but you get a buttload of Clubcard points with that.

  10. Re:old news... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where do you think Zonk gets all of the "Anonymousy Submitted" stories that he puts up as editor?

    From the anonymous coward who claims he submitted this story three days ago?

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  11. tone? by kebes · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The tone of TFA confuses me. It's clearly anti-tesco (anti-big-business?), with phrases such as:
    The supermarket chain may be saving the consumer hundreds of pounds (MS Office can cost in excess of £300), but it's already making more money than it presumably knows what to do with.

    Huh? Since when do companies make more money than they know what to do with? The profits are reinvested and/or end up with investors. And since when is it a "bad thing" for a company to turn a profit.

    I understand the anti-Wallmart argument where 'the little guy' is driven out of business, but TFA is describing how Tesco undercuts Microsoft and (see 'update' at the bottom) major media outlets. It is acting as if competition between massive multinational, multi-billion dollar companies is 'mean' and 'not fair.'

    That, to me, makes no sense. Competition in any marketplace is typically good for the consumers since it keeps prices at a reasonable level, forces companies to innovate, and forces companies to compete for customers!

    I wish Tesco plenty of success in their attempt to undercut software in this fashion. If they can use their brand-name to get people to realize that software needn't be so expensive (and moreover to realize that alternatives are viable), this is a net positive.
    1. Re:tone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree with you and think the company should offer whatever product it thinks will increase its customer base and profits. However it is a common phenomenon for large companies to have more money than they know what to do with. Investors only rarely get their money back in this way. In the early 80's companies figured out that people had stopped investing in companies and started trading stocks. This means people made money of the stock price not the actual return on investment so dividends dried up and the culture of short term gain for stock price goodness was born. Happily the dot com crash did bring the "investor" back into vogue and companies are starting to rediscover the wisdom of the build a strong business that returns its profits to investors strategy. If this continues we should see a decrease in market volitility in exchange for dividends being brought back and licked to actual profitablilty.

      Anyway back to the point. Very large profitable companies (we should all have this problem) sometimes make more money than they have ideas to spend it on. Different companies handle this differently Wal Mart, Microsoft and the oil companies tend to store massive cash reserves and keep doing business as usual contributing to the stagnation of the economy. More resposable companies hire better management with new ideas and some companies like Google just throw money at every crazy Idea they can until something sticks and makes more money.

      SO after that rambeling mess it currently is not popular to return money to investors and soemtimes it is just hard to spend the huge wave of cash that some large succesful businesses generate.

      Although if they wish to remain on top they will need to distribute the money in reserve properly. Since this is Slashdot I should mention perhaps Microsoft should have spent a little more of that massive reserve on making Vista not suck.

  12. Some background information by lonesometrainer · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to: http://www.digitmag.co.uk/news/index.cfm?NewsID=62 27 the company coopertating with Tesco is FormJet. They'll distribute via http://www.tescosoftware.com/. FormJet has a Website online (a bit difficult to find from their homepage) where the products are listed: http://www.formjetplc.com/500-products.htm. They list an office suite there called "Ability Office".

    The "Ability Office" website is at: http://www.ability.com/sales/products/office.php?l n=en and has a wikipedia article at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ability_Office.

    This is not just one of the usual OpenOffice forks.

    1. Re:Some background information by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish Bank Street Writer would make a comeback.

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    2. Re:Some background information by LordSnooty · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed, wiki tells us it was first released in 1985 - it's nearly as old as Word itself.

  13. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    What sort of person buys their software at a supermarket?

    Yeah, I better grab some milk.. Brown eggs. Not white eggs.. A loaf of whole wheat.. Tampons.. Hey! An office suite!

    Who are these people?

  14. Office Software by tyleroar · · Score: 5, Informative

    The office software is called Ability and will just be branded as Tesco. More information about Ability here. The website lists their entire office suite at a cost of $70 (US). The individual packages (Word processing, spreadsheet, database, paint, presentation, photo album) are available for $27.90 each. 20 Pounds = $37 so that's considerable savings. The interface is appears to be a straight clone of Microsoft's office suite. It is able to open and save to Microsoft Office formats, no idea on how well, tho.

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  15. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You are seriously missing how branding works. This is not aimed at people like you. You know what Microsoft Office is, and you could probably list half a dozen competitors easily.

    The average person knows more-or-less what an office suite is for (typing letters, right?). They have probably heard or the Microsoft brand. They have definitely heard of the Tesco brand. They are unlikely to have heard of the OpenOffice.org brand, or the StarOffice brand, or the AbiWord brand (or whatever). They will go into a supermarket and see 'Microsoft Office: £200, Tesco Value Office: £20.' They will know that most other Tesco Value products are similar quality (sometimes slightly lower, but not too much) than their branded equivalents, and decide that it's not worth paying an extra £180 for a branded office suite to go with their £200 computer.

    The Tesco Value brand used to just be for food, but it's increased a lot recently. I own a Tesco Value toaster; it was a sixth of the price of the one it replaced, and has lasted longer. They also make most other home appliances (washing machines, etc). Typically, they fall into the no-frills-but-functional category.

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  16. Re:Microsoft new slogan by DurendalMac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dunno, but if these guys are a Wal-Mart UK equivelant, then I wouldn't want their software anywhere NEAR my computer.

  17. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd be agreeing with you if not for two things.

    1) Most users use the office suite that was bundled with their computer. Since most users buy their computers pre-configured, they already have their office suite needs fulfilled.

    2) Most users who aren't savvy enough to download AV software are quite happy to run without it. They have no incentive to blow 10 quid on some fancy program.

    I'm not saying that Tesco should be stocking OO and AVG and reaping the increased margins. I'm just saying that anyone who would be interested in a Microsoft alternative is already savvy enough to get OO and AVG on their own. Everyone else will stick with their bundled MS Works suite.

  18. Re:old news... by gsmraxe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you seen that commercial, where the employees are sitting at a meeting and one says to use fedex shipping to save money? Everyone ignores him, the guy sitting at the head of the table says the same thing and everyone agrees. Because he made a hand motion. Next time, make a hand motion and maybe you'll get your story posted =D

  19. Re:Microsoft new slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As the article says, they're selling Ability Office - see http://www.ability.com/

    Ability charge 30 quid for it (the basic version); Tesco selling it en masse for 20 seems credible. That's certainly a lot less than MS Office, but it's not the 20 vs 300 numbers that some people quote - you can get MS Office Basic (word and excel only) for around 145

    It's probably not competition for Office in the workplace (where any file incompatibility sends folks into something of a tailspin), but it's solid competition for the abomination that is Works - particularly if Tesco preload it on the large number of (really pretty good quality) Acer PCs and laptops they also sell.

  20. Re:Their website is near-useless... by julesh · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think this is because the range hasn't actually launched yet. See pre-launch web site here.

    Anyway, speaking as someone from the UK who shops at tesco regularly... yep, their website sucks.

  21. Tesco is using... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Formjet PLC for the software, Formjet owns:
            * Panda Software (UK) distributes Panda Software antivirus and security products in the UK.

            * Ability Software International distributes a powerful suite of office products.

            * FileStream (UK) is involved in applications ranging from the backup of computer resources to highly sophistcated graphics solutions.

            * Software Dialog UK is a specialist security reseller to the corporate marketplace.

            * South Coast Distribution is an established supplier to the OEM market.

            * Ideal Innovations.co.uk is an online marketplace. It services the electronic trading requirements of the Formjet Group and third party vendors.

    So I think we can see where this is going, Panda Anti-Virus, and Ability Office 4 branded for Tesco... c'est la vie say the old folks, it just goes to show you never can tell.

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  22. Re:UK equivalent of Wal-Mart?!!?!? by squidreplicator · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think "equivalent" in this case means "massive leader in the supermarket industry" in the UK... which they are.

  23. Because Tescos is a trusted brand name by fantomas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because the UK media have been telling people "careful about what you click on when go online, there are bad people out there". People don't trust little weird geeky sites which assume knowledgeable users.

    It's way confusing out there for non-geeks. It took me a long time to explain to my dad the difference between "being online" and "the web" (...the blue E button isn't the internet, dad, it's a program you can see some of the internet with, yes I know it's weird it's called Internet Explorer but it's not exploring all the internet ...). Hey I don't mind. Internal combustion engines confuse the hell out of me and don't even get me started on different washing cycles on the washing machines... technology eh?!

    Lots of people trust the biggest supermarket in the country, it sells them food they trust, clothes they trust, and they sell computers these days. So they'll trust "Tesco software".

    1. Re:Because Tescos is a trusted brand name by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If Tesco can do this in the U.K., why can't Wal-Mart do it here? Or Costco? Or BestBuy? Or Fry's?

      Jes' thinkin'...

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    2. Re:Because Tescos is a trusted brand name by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because the UK media have been telling people "careful about what you click on when go online, there are bad people out there".

      But you say that like it's a bad thing! It's actually true, even if it's a lot more nuanced than as presented - just like everything you get from aimed-at-a-large-audience news/communication. Economics, legal matters, cosmology, genetics, giant multi-million-node internetworked systems... I think it's better they say "careful!" than say "there are free things out there that can work well for you, start looking."

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    3. Re:Because Tescos is a trusted brand name by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because WalMart is practically in bed with Microsoft, and Tesco is not?

      If Tesco had the sort of "relationship" that Walmart does, and were making as much money off of selling MS software to begin with, they wouldn't bother cooking up their own 'Tesco Office' to sell.

      If Walmart wanted to do something like this, they could probably muscle MS into making them a Walmart-branded version of Office and sell it. Apparently they don't want to associate their company name with computer software (something that many Americans associate with obnoxiousness), and they're content to just sell the MS-branded boxes.

      You don't "insource" when you're making perfectly good money selling the other guy's stuff already. That Tesco is doing this indicates to me that they aren't as cozy with MS as the U.S. retailers are.

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  24. Re:Mince == Hamburger? by radish · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, mince is called hamburger in the US. Kind of like ground pork in the UK is usually called sausage meat even though it can be used for more than just sausages. So the summary was translating for the USians as mince doesn't really mean much as a noun here.

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  25. Re:old news... by WasteOfAmmo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I usually make a hand motion everytime my submissions get rejected. :)

  26. Re:Their website is near-useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ability Software (makers of the office suite) has a web site with a comparison to MS Office and screen shots here:

    http://www.ability.com/sales/products/abvsms_tech. php?ln=us

  27. Re:Their webserver is Windows Server 2003 IIS!!! by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    But Netcraft is reporting that their website runs Windows Server 2003. Yeah, they wont use free market leading webserver Apache.

    Huh? Apache is a weberver. Windows Server is an OS. I could understand, "They run Windows Server. Why not use Linux?" Or, "Their website is on IIS. They don't use Apache."

    But you're saying, they drive a Volvo. Why not wear blue jeans?

  28. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by displaced80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're people who buy TVs, clothes, insurance (house, car and pet), credit cards, furniture, DVD players, internet access, mobile phones (Tesco are also an MVNO) and pretty much everything under the sun from a supermarket such as Tesco.

    I'm actually quite happy to see this happen. For Windows users, there's a triumvirate of Microsoft (OS, apps), Symantec ('security') and PC World (for the purchases). For the layman computer user, It's always the same product, bought from the same places.

    This model has existed (as far as I know, commenting just on the UK, since that's where I live) since the beginning of the current era of computer use. The potential for Tesco to disrupt this most certainly exists. Tesco have a good track record - profit has risen from £1bn/year to £2.2bn/year in just a few years on top of well-executed moves into offering diverse ranges and expanding abroad. This will raise some eyebrows at Redmond and Wherever-the-hell-Symantec-are-based. As I noted above, every 'walk-in' PC store here offers the same old stuff no matter what. Tesco will be exposing competing products in a way that the retail PC sector hasn't yet seen (over here, at least).

    Sure, it's not Open Source, and the software may not even be all that good. But I can see it selling in large numbers.

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  29. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by radish · · Score: 2, Informative

    Windows yes, Office not usually. But that's the same in the US - you get Works if you're "lucky" but I've never seen Office as anything but an extra-cost option for consumer PCs.

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  30. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by Strolls · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I may be missing something crucial. Are PCs in the UK not bundled with MS software?
    Yup, but the kind of customer who buys this will be the families who have resentfully spent £300 to replace their 5-year-old Windows 98 PC and didn't realise that Word isn't a part of Windows.

    They only found out that they had to buy Office as an additional component when they were unable to find it on their new PC and asked someone else for help. A friend probably installed a copy of Office 97 for them 5 years ago, and they haven't thought about it since. When the cost of a computer is a week's wages you're unlikely to want to spend another 2/3 as much again "just for some software", and Tesco have priced these offerings perfectly.

    Stroller.

  31. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by bunions · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Who are these people?

    Mom, dad, meet BadAnalogyGuy. BadAnalogyGuy, this is Marty and Doris.

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  32. Re:old news... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's amazing how often stating the completely (and idiotically) obvious will get you modded up as 'funny' around here...

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  33. Re:What is Tesco? by mormop · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yep, Tesco are a Public Limited Company(PLC) meaning their shares are traded on the open stockmarket.

    As for their behaviour, they seem no better/worse than anyone else. More expensive than Asda (Walmart) and cheaper than their main competitor (Sainsburys) they sell groceries and, in their bigger stores, clothing and domestic goods. As you'd imagine, made in China is the order of the day and as with most supermarkets, wages are kept as low as possible to keep prices down. Aside from that, I can't say that much negative PR leaks out although I seem to remember they cut Sunday pay rates for staff on the grounds that Sunday is no different to any other day.

    Their value range is the usual no-frills stuff, plain packaging, basic stuff.

    As for software I can't wait for Tescux, not so much through some zealous desire to plug Linux but just to see the irritating characters from their TV ads go through the indignity of having to dress as Penguins.

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  34. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You must live in a tough neighborhood.


    Wal-Mart has made their money in the grocery business in part by offering a purposely limited selection in order to drive down their costs. The last time I was in one I tried to find a mango and was met with both the absence of any mangos and widespread disbelief among the staff that such a thing as a mango even existed, which is probably part of the ploy to get people to accept the hobbled selection.

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  35. Dude, you've misplaced a zero or two by melted · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://finance.google.com/finance?q=MSFT

    They've made 12,599.00 MUSD in profit in FY06.

  36. Re:Great Idea by dave420 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They're just as bad as Microsoft. They bought up a large section of London's Chinatown, under the guise of creating a massive supermarket in the centre. The shops were sold, their chinese tenants evicted, and then the shops were re-opened with much higher rent (which was far higher than could be paid by the current tenants), causing half of Chinatown to stop being Chinese. Fuck Tesco.

  37. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On a related note just how good/bad is Ability Office that Tesco are repackaging? Panda AV is ok, but does Ability (for example) read Microsoft Office files?

    For the average non-business user, who cares? Provided you can write a letter to aunt flo then it's good enough.

  38. Re:Great Idea by thelost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is that alternative or Alternative? The software they are distributing is not that interesting in itself, nor foss, so I guess you meant little 'a'.

    A much cooler reason that this is cool is that any potential threat to MS's monopoly on the home office forces MS to innovate to stay in the competition.

    I'm of the opinion though that MS Office is already an extremely good product, I just don't find the price attractive.

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  39. Re:Without seeing the software... by Andrewkov · · Score: 2, Funny
    We already know that Joe Sixpack doesn't like learning new software.

    In the UK he's called Henry Six-pints.

  40. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But for food, walmart has the highest quality produce and the largest selection of packaged goods of any store within 20 miles, and it's the closest non-gas-station food source to where I live.

    What is interesting is that Walmart thrives on knocking down less competitive stores and becoming the only one in a twenty mile radius. They completely avoid more urban ares because they can't compete. I've been to the nearest Walmart. If their produce is of the same quality as the one near you, and that is your best option, I truly pity you. I'm partial to whole foods whose quality is leaps and bounds beyond Walmart, for a miniscule amount more.

    Their lawn chairs (and such) are the highest quality I can buy within around 50 miles, excepting the high-end places I can't afford where they would cost more than ten times as much.

    The Walmart business model is to partner with or buy people with medium quality products, or a well respected brand name. They order as much from that company as all their other customers combined, forcing that company to build or buy new production facilities, often overseas. Then, once that company has loans to pay off on those facilities, they demand they lower their prices, every year running. At this point manufacturers are trapped. They can take a huge loss and try to get rid of their new facilities, or lower quality. Almost all of them lower their quality and cut corners. Fire the guys who write the instructions, we can just ship instructions for a model we made 5 years ago. Buy cheaper parts and forget about quality assurance. In some cases Walmart has recommended to companies with profitable, respected brands that they should just slap their name on really cheap, low quality imports. In any case, the result is quality that drops constantly for each product until it is cheap crap.

    I know. I had a summer job assembling lawn mowers and the like for them. It was not unusual to need three sets of parts for a single machine, simply to get enough parts properly machined enough to actually hold together. For the most part, everything they sell is junk, not just clothes. I don't shop their out of pure self-interest. Luckily, I now live somewhere where I have a number of reasonable alternatives

  41. Re:Their website is near-useless... by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every little bit helps. Sentences need a subject and a verb. This one pisses me off almost as much as Apple's "Think Different". Different is an adverb! It modifies Think and therefore, should be differently!

    Gah!

    Aaaaaaaaaugh!

    Khaaaaaaaan!

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  42. smart idea by backwardMechanic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That is a damn fine idea. Sourceforge is a terrifying experience for even half-hardy users you've never been there. When I recently helped a friend install Inkscape, she ask "Why's it listing all these different countries, where do I click?" with mild panic. She has a PhD in engineering - she's just not familiar with open-source.

    A simple site, aimed at your gran with her first computer, listing one package for each main task. Well, maybe three packages, but make it absolutely clear that they all work, and do the same thing. I like the firefox/thunderbird download sites that guess what OS you're using - fewer options is good here. Maybe something like freedesktop.org, but cross platform (i.e. you only get listed if you work on all of Linux/Mac/Windows).

  43. Re:Their website is near-useless... by leenoble_uk · · Score: 2, Funny

    BTW it appears on just about everything: "Tesco: Every little helps". It's not always the most appropriate little motto. I once saw a poster in a store window. Large type:

        THIS STORE WILL BE
        CLOSED FOR 3 WEEKS
        STARTING 10/10/1998

                    Tesco
          every little helps

    So how does that help exactly?

  44. It's the taxes, stupid. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To be fair the tax treatment of dividends in the US was quite poor and encourage companies to avoid providing dividends.

    Bingo. The tax structure in the U.S. favors gains in the share price over dividends, so as an investor, I would prefer that a company reinvest its profits (thereby hopefully raising the share price later) than give me the profit as a dividend, so that the government can come and screw me for most of it. Prior to 2003, there were situations you could get into where the tax rate on dividends could be twice that of capital gains. It's been ameliorated somewhat by the Tax Act of '03, but I think it's still somewhat more advantageous to have a capital gain than a dividend in the same dollar amount. (And even if it's not, many investors think that it is, which has the same effect.)

    If you treated dividends the same way as capital gains are now -- or better yet, if you just treated all of them like simple income -- you would probably see investors demand different things from the companies that they hold, and the companies would respond eventually.

    The real question is how do you want to encourage companies to be? Do you want to encourage reinvestment (and large-scale infrastructure development), or do you want to favor leaner "cash cow" corporations, which make a profit and turn it over to the investors more directly? I don't think that either route is clearly superior universally.

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  45. three choices too many by fantomas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really, I know this sounds silly, but justify three choices. If you're going to offer people choices, and you want them to go to your site/ shop and pick one of them, then make it clear what differentiates the three. Otherwise people will choose the first one. Many people just want to type a letter, check the football scores on the web and buy something on ebay, email their friend. They don't give a damn that there are a 100 word processors/web browsers/mail clients out there.

  46. Re:Microsoft will not be unseated by theskipper · · Score: 2, Informative

    Fight back. Buy from companies that resist Walmart.

    http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/102/open_snapp er.html

  47. Re:What is Tesco? by RahoulB · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Tesco Value" is their cheapo in-house brand (they also do plain Tesco brand stuff).

    They do very nice cheese but I prefer Sainsburys' sausages.

    The name Tesco comes from the founder's wife - Tessa Cohen.

  48. "Free" is not a trusted brand name. by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Because the UK media have been telling people "careful about what you click on when go online, there are bad people out there". People don't trust little weird geeky sites which assume knowledgeable users.

    They also are told not to download lots of stuff online and be wary of software being offered for free. People don't expect quality software to come without a price tag and are suspicious of free office programs and free operating systems, thinkng they are loaded with spyware or unsecure in some other way.

    Maybe what OSS needs to do is ironically enough, start charging people (even if it's just ten bucks) pool resources and lease some space on a grocery store display if they want to increase marketshare, rather than directing people to a free download.
  49. Re:Microsoft new slogan by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I would suspect that what makes Ability office more attractive than OOo is that Ability is a closed-source product that requires a registration key to function, whereas OOo is licensed under the LGPL and therefore while you can charge for support, you can't legally prevent people from just copying it around as much as they like, or even just being told that "Tesco Office is really just this great free product, so why the hell should you shell out £20 for it!".

    Tesco DO have a rosier image than Wal-Mart in this country, but if anything they are in a more powerful position ; they hold a whopping 31% of the grocery market, something that Wal-Mart can only consider a wet dream, even in it's home country where it commands a "mere" 19% of the market. It is commonly said that of every £7 spent in the UK, one of them is spent in Tesco.

    As great as OOo is, I can't see an organization that commercially powerful choosing to put it on their shelves as a product, as the competition can undercut them every time (download the same software for zero marginal cost).

    Ability must be thanking their lucky stars though.

  50. Can you spell monopoly? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope so.

    Their are using their strong market position in order to become a monopoly.

    I will be redundant here, but I think it is necessary.

    In the US there are places where you can drive for a couple of hours (hello Texas) and you will not find much constructed along the way.

    In the UK you can drive for the same period and 95% of the time you are in view of fully populated areas.

    That is why this shameless monopolical speculation is worng, ammoral and pehaprs even illegal.

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