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HOWTO Commit Corporate Espionage

bart_scriv writes "Worried about who might be spying at your company? Businessweek looks at the latest in espionage gadgets and technology in response to the recent HP boardroom scandal. The article looks at devices designed for counter-espionage, which range from mundane confidential email services to sophisticated camera and listening-device detectors. '...for every method of spying, there's a counteroffensive. One of them is the eavesdropping protection kit, manufactured by Dynasound in Norcross, Ga. To secure a room in an office building, devices are placed on ceiling plenums, floors, HVAC ducts, doors, walls or windows — basically anywhere voices can travel.'"

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  1. Get smart phone. by krell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do these guys also sell a cell phone built into a shoe, go to with the cone of silence?

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  2. Serve them right by tygerstripes · · Score: 5, Funny

    God knows I don't get anything out of our meetings, so how some industrial spy is supposed to is beyond me. Serve them right if they absorb non-productivity osmotically...

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  3. Fixed 40 Years Ago by dankstick · · Score: 5, Funny
  4. Re:Great lengths at great heights by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fool. Windows can't stop ninjas.

  5. Re:Great lengths at great heights by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's the fool? Ninjas are stopped just fine with Windows. It's pirates that Windows can't stop.

  6. assuming it's already in CVS by castlec · · Score: 4, Funny

    cvs commit -m "added more theft options." corporate_espionage.c

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  7. But I want to know where to sell the info!! by neo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, I've collected all this great data, but now how to I find a buyer? Do I just walk up to the competition's CEO and say "Hey, I got the goods on company XYZ, how much is that worth to you?" Do I take out an ad in the paper... or 2600? I need real answers.

    Seriously. I want this to be my full time job, but this article doesn't tell you shite.

  8. Well, that does it. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you, Slashdot, for putting up a page with this title for me to read over the company's network. I was getting ready to be fired soon anyhow.

    1. Re:Well, that does it. by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you think that's bad, how do you think your employer feels when they see you reading about Uranus...

      Note: Ha-ha! Didn't expect a Uranus joke in an article on corporate espionage, did you?!?

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    2. Re:Well, that does it. by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ha-ha! Didn't expect a Uranus joke in an article on corporate espionage, did you?!?
      The person reading this over your shoulder is a complete fuckwit who enjoys wearing his wife's panties on his head while masturbating to horse porn videos and smoking crack cocaine.

      Ha-ha!

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  9. Re:Great lengths at great heights by Single+GNU+Theory · · Score: 3, Funny

    Posts like that make me wish mod points could go to eleven.

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  10. Privacy Lost by Stupidfat · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a related story, it was found in a co-relation study that there was a relationship between privacy advocation and parental status. It was found that parents with even a single child over the age of 6 months have learned to give less than a shit about privacy.

  11. Re:Old toys by drauh · · Score: 2, Funny

    you've forgotten the Cone of Silence.

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