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Howard Stern Coming To the Net
theodp writes, "To promote an Internet radio service Sirius is launching this week, Howard Stern's 4+ hour program will be made available live online for free on October 25 and 26. The new Sirius service will offer 75+ channels of CD-quality programming for $12.95/month with no need to buy a Sirius satellite receiver."
Let me give that reaction a little more thought...
Nope. Yawn sums it up.
... to listen to Howard Stern's talk about midget lesbians. That's so awesome because like there isn't any other access to midget lesbians and other assorted pervsions anywhere else on the Internet.
What, are they streaming WAV files?
Now??
... and then they built the supercollider.
It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
*watches Erwos on his unicycle, flipping the bird, whilst backpedalling into a tree*
Calm-o fan-boy, calm.
Paul Lenhart writes words!
How can a no-talent hack like me get a paycheck like that? Do you seriously believe that what Stern does shows a talent? If you want to do what Stern did, just get a radio show, and be an asshole. It worked for Stern, it worked for Limbaugh, and it could work for you, too. -jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
Indeed! The slashdot coffers must be full of Karmazin payola! (I lost money on Sirius stock, who didn't? Makes me bitter.)
--Always, I mean never..., No I mean always check your references.--
Have you seen Spinal Tap? They turned the encoder to 11.
Saying "I could care less" means "there is no limit on how less I care but rather a limit on the effort I put into not caring". For us Americans we don't challenge each other on the limit of not caring (which is a bottomless pit) but on how much effort is put into not caring (because we are so lazy, effort is more valuable).
You couldn't care less? Well I surely could but it's not worth the effort.
The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education. - Paul Feyerabend
Yes, but he's EXTREME . Being EXTREME is cool. You want to be cool, don't you? Then listen to Howard Stern. Because he's EXTREME , and EXTREME is cool. By listening to Howard Stern, you then become EXTREME -- and therefore cool -- by extension.
Modern copyright is theft of culture from everyone and it retards the progress of the useful arts and sciences.
You mean I can get 4+ hours of infantile poopy jokes and lesbian fetish fantasies for free?
I already get that with Slashdot and Fark!
I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
No, no one is thinking about them at all.