Utube Sues YouTube
An anonymous reader writes "From The Age article: Universal Tube, which sells used machines that make tubes, has said it has lost business because customers have had trouble accessing its site." So now Utube is suing YouTube seeking a cease and desist on the youtube domain. (I wonder if they think Google's pockets might be deeper that the previous owners'.) This again raises the problems of domain names colliding across different industries and countries, and reminds me of the etoys/etoy tussle a few years back. Should domain name simply be exempt from trademark legislation in all countries or is it a legit thing to fight for?"
"Universal Tube, which sells used machines that make tubes..." Well now we know who built the backbone of the Internets
How long before they go after ewetube?
I know, that was baaaaad.
Rather than sueing YouTube, why don't they sue the marketing morons who decided that "u" made a good abbreviation for "you" in product names and marketing campaigns? If people didn't automatically skip the y and o then this wouldn't be an issue.
Of course, Cisco routers don't power the internet. Unless they now make routers with integrated power plants. :-)
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
In a busy boardroom of a company that, well, uses industrial tubes.
MD: "Ok folks! We need to buy 3 miles of indutrial tubing to complete this job, get paid, and then we can have our bonuses for working hard!"
Lackey1: "Ok boss! I'll just go to U-Tube to buy the tubing."
MD: "Good one lackey1. You make sure we place that order by 5.00pm tonight."
Lackey1 goes off to his computer in his office.
Lackey1: "Duh, ok! Let's type in youtube.com and order them tubes."
Watches screen.
Lackey1: "Hey! There's a video of some fat guy miming to Shakira!"
Later, in boardroom at 5.00pm.
MD: "So did you order those tubes we need to make money and get bonuses?"
Lackey1: "Duh, no boss! All I could find was videos of people! They didn't sell no tubing!"
MD: "What the f___?!?!"
Lackey1: "S'true I tells yah! I typed in youtube.com and never realised that it was the wrong website. That honestly never occurred to me!"
MD: "Gahh! We're going to go bust! If only we could have found u-tube's website, we'd have been rich! Wahhhhh! I want my mommy!"
bang goes my karma... again...
Of course it's not a truck, everyone knows that data takes the bus.
Let me guess, you sort your socks before putting them away - right?
They make universal tubes the internet runs on.
*ducks*
Also stop saying "tinfoil hat". For a bunch of geeks who pride themselves on being "accurate", aluminum foil and tin foil are distinctly different things.
Yes, and we also know that aluminum doesn't stop the mindcontrol rays like tin does, asshat*.
* Sorry for the inaccuracy. I know that "rectum hat" would be more accurate, but it takes longer to type.
Don't blame me; I'm never given mod points.
. . .registered youtoob.com!
"If your parents never had children, chances are you wonât either." -Dick Cavett
Wait a minute... don't these people make pipes? If they strung together a series of their tubes, I bet it just might work...
---GEC
I'm but the humble pupil, seeking to snatch the scratchbuilt pebble from the master's fully articulated hand
Nope. All my socks are black.
HTH.
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