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Every Vista Computer Gets Its Own Domain Name

c_forq writes, "According to APC magazine, every new Windows Vista computer will be given its own domain name to access files remotely. There is a catch though: to use it one must be using IPv6. Is the push for Vista also going to be the push finally to switch everything from IPv4 to IPv6?" Microsoft, meanwhile, is trying to convince businesses to adopt both Vista and Office 2007 at once. An analyst is quoted: 'In all likelihood, enterprises will tie deployment of both Vista and Office 2007 with a hardware upgrade cycle.' His reasoning is that it will be easier for companies to handle one disruption to IT systems than two. Or three.

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  1. I have been waiting this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This makes my botnet administration much easier.

    1. Re:I have been waiting this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This makes my botnet administration much easier.

      no problem, boy. as i said: developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.

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    2. Re:I have been waiting this... by Barryke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've heard this being said in a movie once .. Hmmm director or title anyone?

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  2. Both at the same time, eh? by DaveM753 · · Score: 5, Funny

    > "it will be easier for companies to handle one disruption to its IT systems than two. Or three."

    I couldn't agree more: switch to BOTH Linux and OpenOffice.org 2.0 at the same time.

  3. Office2007 by ElephanTS · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've heard you can type much faster in Word2007. If that's not a reason to upgrade I don't know what is.

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    1. Re:Office2007 by Eberlin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Liu kang ripe vedder width thee boys re-cog nation soft where ink clue dead width Vista!!!

    2. Re:Office2007 by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the reader needs to upgrade as well, otherwise there won't be any speed gained.

  4. Naysayers, post here by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone who wants to post comments claiming that IPv6 is never going to be deployed, please do so in this thread.

  5. domain names by daeg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Future domain names attached to Microsoft's name

    microsoft-eats-children.share.live.com
    nochildpornhere.share.live.com
    microsoftupdate.com.share.live.com
    update.paypal.com.share.live.com
    freexxxdonkiesandmidgetsgonewild.share.live.com

    1. Re:domain names by ShaunC · · Score: 5, Funny

      I say we just have ICANN create a new TLD, .bot, for all Windows machines...

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    2. Re:domain names by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why, is .POS taken?

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    3. Re:domain names by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot sonnyand.share.live.com, wiveswholiketo.share.live.com and, of course, goat.cx.share.live.com.

    4. Re:domain names by DA-MAN · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why, is .POS taken?

      Yep, that belongs to the Gnome group . . .

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  6. Admit it... by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Linux were introducing something like this, you'd be saying it's the bestestest thing ever...

  7. Re:Why upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cool! Is your company hiring? I'd love to be a reenactor in a Living History display.

  8. Re:Slashdot tags by HairyCanary · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's kinda the point.

  9. Re:Migrate to GNU/Linux, not Vista by Tim+Browse · · Score: 4, Funny

    Believe it or not they would rather that their employees *not* spend all day listening to music or watching movies
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's perfectly easy to accomplish all of that in *nix and has been for decades.

    Yeah, I heard those Linux media players suck, too.

  10. Re:IPv6 adoption. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I suppose your definition of "practical, real world use" is quite limited. But it's late, and I can't be bothered to explain."

    Sounds like you couldn't think of anything...

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  11. Re:Migrate to GNU/Linux, not Vista by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny
    So, your argument for Linux is "it does what Windows does, only soooo much betterer".

    It's an operating system. Operating systems broker between computing resources and computer software.

    As such, the argument for any superior operating system is "It does what (inferior system) does, only so much better."

    Regardless, is the fact that it does the same thing better and cheaper not a reasonable argument for using it? Did we get transported into some parallel dimension where those are not desirable qualities? IS THIS THE EVIL UNIVERSE? *checks* No, I still have my goatee. Wait, I have a goatee! Maybe this IS the evil universe!

    No wait, I'm still right-handed. *whew*

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  12. Re:MAKE THE MADNESS STOP! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 2, Funny

    For those new to Slashdot who are wondering what's wrong:

    Slashdot is a tough place. We all do our best, but every now and again, someone mentally cracks and posts a long and desperate rant. And to support them, other Slashdotters mod them -1 Flamebait.

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  13. Re:Misleading Headline by nateb · · Score: 3, Funny
    PNRP =

    Proprietary Network Resolution Protocol

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  14. Re:IPv6 adoption. by Ambush+Commander · · Score: 2, Funny

    But then none of the other machines would get any ports!

  15. Re:IPv6 adoption. by rcw-home · · Score: 2, Funny

    But if you NEED to cook your food, and elephant shit is all you've got to do it, then maybe you won't mind it so much.

    "Here. Here's electricity and an electric range."

    "I can't switch to that! Elephant shit COOKS MY FOOD!"

  16. hey by tonycheese · · Score: 3, Funny

    "According to a Microsoft spokeswoman, Microsoft recently placed an order for 500,000 CD labels, CD sleeves, and packaging boxes labeled "Windows Server 2007", but has also ordered an equal number of small "8" stickers, "just in case.""

  17. Re:Migrate to GNU/Linux, not Vista by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looking on the brightside, he didn't say m$. That has to count for something.

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