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Windows Chief Suggests Vista Won't Need Antivirus

LadyDarth writes "During a telephone conference with reporters yesterday, outgoing Microsoft co-president Jim Allchin, while touting the new security features of Windows Vista, which was released to manufacturing yesterday, told a reporter that the system's new lockdown features are so capable and thorough that he was comfortable with his own seven-year-old son using Vista without antivirus software installed."

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  1. Also reported: by Spazntwich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Average user won't need Vista.

  2. Hindsight being 20/20... by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who plans on bookmarking this story so they can laugh heartily at it again in a year?

    1. Re:Hindsight being 20/20... by hansg · · Score: 5, Funny


        Who plans on bookmarking this story so they can laugh heartily at it again in a year?

      Don't need to. Just wait for it to be duped...

      /Hans

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  3. bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah by Bin_jammin · · Score: 4, Funny

    no, stop, you're killing me, ahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahhha

  4. i have to concur by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    i've been trying it out, and vista works for me, naked on the internet, without a single problem. in fact i would go so far as to say that V1AGRA HOOD1A GR0W Y0UR PEN1S L0W M0RTGAGE RATES L0SE WE1GHT MEET BARELY LEGAL TEENS SEE HARDC0RE SHEMALE ACTION

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    1. Re:i have to concur by soundonsound · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know how ambiguous that is really. I did an informal survey of about 100 websites, and as far as I can tell, everyone is naked on the internet. Especially if they're 18 year old female coeds.

  5. LIghtening fast by luchaugh · · Score: 5, Funny

    That only took... what... 15-odd years. Seeing will be believing.

  6. Reminds me of what they said about Win95. by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Funny

    as I remember it was something like "you can't possibly write a virus for this operating system". Go get em boys.

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  7. Titanic by fizzix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds a bit like some unsinkable ship.

  8. all a ploy to make more $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    See, if you don't run av, then when you get infected, you'll have to reload vi$ta (which they only let you do once). Then, you'll have to buy another copy of said OS.

    Brilliant marketing $cheme

  9. Wait until he gets older... by Arakageeta · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll need to start worrying when he turns 12 or 13. ;)

  10. re: Hmm, and where have we heard this before by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    rimcrazy
    Yea..........and 640K will be plenty of memory..........
    And the world will only need 4 computers...................
    And no one would ever need a computer at home..............

    Sheesh......where do they come up with this stuff?


    A new one:

    We will never have more than 16777215 comments.............

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  11. What he meant: by Enoxice · · Score: 4, Funny

    What he actually meant to say was that it won't need any antivirus...for the first 10 minutes. That's almost a two-fold increase from XP!

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  12. And my dog... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... doesn't need to be walked if you don't mind it using your house as a toilet.

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  13. This is exactly why.... by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 4, Funny
    Microsoft needs to have drug testing.

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  14. monological discussions by daniel23 · · Score: 4, Funny


    did I mention how /.'s new discussion system now reminds me of my wife, like, we're having a discussion and there is no way for me to successfully launch a reply.

    oh wait, this is /. after all. A wife is, ehmm, ... well, - just forget it.

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  15. No, seriously, by Go4Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and when his son becomes thirteen he will actually connect the computer to the network. ;)

  16. Uh oh... by shut_up_man · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me of a Douglas Adams quote:

    "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

  17. Re:I've used XP SP2 without AV for years by damsa · · Score: 4, Funny

    don't visit porn sites or use P2P

    Then what do you use the internet for?

  18. Re:If users can... by indifferent+children · · Score: 5, Funny
    Run a program which sends out mass mails...

    You've stumbled across their secret plan. Vista won't run programs. 99.9% of Windows problems have been traced to 'users' running 'programs'.

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