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Star Wars Virgin Takes the Plunge

Entertainment Weekly is running a short account of one Star Wars virgin who recently sat down to watch all six Star Wars movies in their originally intended order while recording his thoughts. From the article: "So after watching the sun set on all six of the Star Wars (or sun rise, in my case), what do these movies mean to me? I have to be careful where I tread here, because people's love of these movies is passionate to say the least. (Personal note: My friends had a Star Wars-themed wedding.) The cynical and tired side of me wants to say that George wanted Episode I to be shown first because after watching 14 straight hours of Star Wars, my memories of young Anakin and Jar Jar are almost long forgotten. I've tossed them aside along with my package of caffeine pills and bottle of Coke."

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  1. anyone else fooled? by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought I was going to read an article about a Star Wars fan getting his cherry popped. This is a total let-down. I feel flaccid over the whole thing.

  2. Re:Anyone... by The+Man+of+the+Woods · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Yes, because watching 6 good movies in a row AUTOMATICALLY means your penis has never been inside a vagina.

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  3. Slightly OT: Star Wars: The Best of PC Deal by sporadic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'll probably get modded for OT, but I thought this was a news worthy SW related story:

    Star Wars: The Best of PC Deal
    http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/746/746254p1.html

    November 15, 2006 - LucasArts announced a killer bundle of games called Star Wars: The Best of PC:

            LucasArts today announced that, for the first time ever, five of the greatest Star Wars® games for the personal computer, plus a free 14-day trial of Star Wars Galaxies, will be packaged together in Star Wars: The Best of PC. This exciting new compilation will be released this month, and will be available only for the holiday 2006 season for a suggested price of $39.99.

            Star Wars: The Best of PC features titles from some of the most popular videogame franchises ever released. Combined, the games have sold millions of copies worldwide and, for the first time, are available in one box. Included in Star Wars: The Best of PC are: Star Wars®: Empire at War(TM), Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic®, Star Wars Battlefront(TM), Star Wars Jedi Knight® II: Jedi Outcast(TM), and Star Wars Republic Commando(TM). In addition, a 14-day trial of the popular online experience, Star Wars Galaxies®, is included in the package.

            "Hundreds of hours of Star Wars gameplay, spanning many different genres, can be found in Star Wars: The Best of PC, making it the perfect holiday gift for any Star Wars fan, or any PC gamer," said Nancy MacIntyre, vice president of global sales and marketing for LucasArts. "Every kind of gameplay is available in The Best of PC, from fast-paced action, to tactical, real-time strategy, to engaging role-playing. It's all here, it's all PC, and it's all Star Wars."

    I know I'm going to pick it up! Sweet deal and the last SW game I bought for Dark Forces, so it'll be a great way to spend a few hours during the holidays!

    Regards,

    Sporadic

  4. the pelvic thrust really drives you insane by Stormwatch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Let's do the time warp agaaaaaainnn!!!

    Oh, wait...

  5. Re:LOL I just did this by Foo2rama · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For the record I know for a fact she is not a Virgin...

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