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Icebergs Sailing Past New Zealand

An anonymous reader writes "A fleet of icebergs is heading north from Antarctica and at least one has reached New Zealand, an event that has not occurred in decades. While not necessarily a consequence of global warming it is very cool!"

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  1. i for one... by zxnos · · Score: 5, Funny

    i for one hope the iceberg doesnt get cocky and run into a titanic.

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    1. Re:i for one... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      i for one hope the iceberg doesnt get cocky and run into a titanic.

      Don't tell me, a Soviet Russia berg.

    2. Re:i for one... by patrixmyth · · Score: 4, Funny

      This time, I'm SURE itsatrap!

      (Actually, it's probably just a rescue mission for the polar bears.)

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  2. Interesting phraseology... by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    While not necessarily a consequence of global warming it is very cool!

    Was that juxtaposition intentional? :) (Laugh, mods. It's a joke.)

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    1. Re:Interesting phraseology... by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

      And, seeing as how they're floating north, the winner gets to melt faster! Yaaaaaayy ... er ... I think.

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    2. Re:Interesting phraseology... by zwerf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Chill out man. I think it's cool that Slashdot is warming up to conservation, even if this incident is not a result of global warming. And yes, it is common knowledge that icebergs are cool.

      Anyway, don't put these stories on ice, Slashdot. I hope this is just the tip of the iceberg.

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  3. Horseshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    "...an event that has not occurred in decades."


    The same thing happened last year.
    1. Re:Horseshit. by pudro · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mod parent up.

      I know no one read the article, so let me relate this to you from the article:

      "Scientists had said earlier that it was not unusual to see icebergs so far from the Antarctic coastal region"

      The whole point of the article is the danger this poses to ships in the area.

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  4. awesome! by ILuvRamen · · Score: 5, Funny

    anyone else think this would be the best freakin idea for the next location of Survivor ever:
    Survivor: That Iceburg Floating Past New Zealand
    They could vote each other off as it gets smaller and smaller in warmer water :P

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    1. Re:awesome! by Loadmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think that's a great idea. Put all the Survivor people on the iceberg, set it adrift, and then wait for it and everyone on it to disappear in the ocean never to be seen nor heard from again.

      Swi

    2. Re:awesome! by MooUK · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah; they remove anything that might be considered entertaining.

  5. sooo special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    New Zealand thinks they are so special... and they get in the news when they can see an iceberg from the kitchen window.

    We get that all the time in Nunavut (canada's newest territory), and you don't see me posting to slashdot about it.

    1. Re:sooo special by tonyr60 · · Score: 4, Funny

      We know we are special because we have the best Rugby team. A few icebergs arriving off the Southern coast is just the icing on the cake.

  6. "Global warming does not exist!" by springbox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ha, that would be funny to see someone like president Bush speaking in New Zealand..

    "Global warming does not exist!"

    (Iceberg floats by in background)

    1. Re:"Global warming does not exist!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      People like fresh water. We'll be fine. But, oh, the huge manatees!

  7. Re:Old story by Werkhaus · · Score: 3, Funny

    >I read about this years ago, a penguin wanted to travel north, so he used an iceberg as a boat.

    The polar bears heading south will soon sort them out.

  8. Saved from blasphemy... by rbrander · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...by a "necessarily". For future reference EVERYTHING is a consequence of global warming.

    1. Re:Saved from blasphemy... by nigelo · · Score: 5, Funny

      >>For future reference EVERYTHING is a consequence of global warming.

      Gad! The heat's got to him, poor blighter!

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  9. Opportunity by jomama717 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have they spotted a Starbucks on any of them yet?

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  10. Re:Grammar Nazi. by Suertreus · · Score: 4, Informative

    A fleet of icebergs ARE heading north from Antarctica.

    Goodness, the Nazi's may have been evil, and they may have had terrible aim (as per the Stormtrooper Effect), but they weren't incompetent.
    "Fleet" is singular, thus a fleet of icebergs IS heading north. You wouldn't say that the same fleet 'are' heading north, would you?

  11. Icebergs *are* cool by zwerf · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all, they were responsible for the death of Leonardo Di Caprio.

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  12. In fact... by aarku · · Score: 4, Funny

    The icebergs are on a direct collision course with a ranch in Crawford, Texas. At last, Earth fights back!

  13. Why would it? by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would it have anything to do with global warming? Are people really under the impression that icebergs don't naturally exist and are really a product of the evil Bush administration's plan to cause global warming so they can drown the entire West coast?

    Its sort of sad when we have to clarify which stories might have to do with global warming and which don't...

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    1. Re:Why would it? by nwbvt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't know that New Zealand is that far north, but if it is, wouldn't that mean it must be cooler?

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    2. Re:Why would it? by alphabetsoup · · Score: 3, Informative

      Icebergs are natural, icebergs so far up north aren't. The chief reason why this indicates global warming is to sail this far up north, the sea surrounding the iceberg must have been cooler than usual. This can only happen if more and more ice is melting from the iceberg, which reduces the temperature of the ocean current, enabling the iceberg to move further north without melting.

      This may sound counterintuitive, global warming reducing ocean temperature, but it actually isn't. Global warming means increase of the average temperature of the earth, not that of a particular region.

    3. Re:Why would it? by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Icebergs are natural, icebergs so far up north aren't.

      Actually, if you read the TFA, or know anything about icebergs - you'll realize you are full of crap. Icebergs have been sited near NZ in the past - it's a rare occurence, but it does happen. A singular reccurence of something that has happened in the recent past and repeatedly across recorded history does not constitute proof (or disproof) of anything.
    4. Re:Why would it? by saforrest · · Score: 3, Informative
      You know what else alters ice distribution around the poles? The fact that it is summer in the southern hemisphere.

      Oh, for God's sake. It's a verifiable fact that significant amounts of Antarctic ice that have never been thawed in recorded human history are now gone. See for example this article:

      The Larsen A ice shelf, which measured 1,600 sq km, broke off in 1995. The 1,100 sq km Wilkins ice shelf fell off in 1998 and the 13,500 sq km Larsen B dropped away in 2002.

      Though if you seriously think every person complaining about global warming is too stupid to know when it's summer in the Southern Hemisphere, then I don't think it's worth expending much effort talking to you.

  14. Re:Crazy weather by sholden · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the "Gore effect". Wherever he goes to talk about global warming sees historic cold weather for the duration of his stay.

    Gaia hates him for some reason.

  15. In Soviet Russia by idonthack · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Titanics get icebergy and run into your cock.

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  16. Re:Crazy weather by east+coast · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it's testament to the theories of Global Warming being accurately predicted.

    Three days of unseasonable weather in a single location is now proof for a theory that encompasses an entire planet's climate change that would last for (at least) centuries? Why is this modded insightful?

    I'm not discounting the theory but people who think that a minor "burp" in the environment around them is proof of something massively sinister going on is insane. How is this different from the Christians who claim that the Revelation Prophecy is coming true because of odd weather patterns?

    What the fuck has happened that real science being discarded for knee-jerk reactions is commonplace and winked at around here?

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  17. Re:Grammar Nazi. by aevan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whose to say it isn't two fleets currently engaged in joint exercises buzzing the kiwis?