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Why the Word 'Planet' Will Never Be Defined

eldavojohn writes "What makes a planet a planet? Slashdot covered the great debate about whether or not Pluto qualified and Space.com now has up an article explaining why we'll never have the term 'planet' defined to a point that everyone can agree on. Divisions in the scientific community currently stand over whether or not it has to be in orbit around a star, the dynamics of the body in question and apparently the country you come from plays a part in it too. Some feel the United States is the dominant deciding factor on the definition but the IAU has not turned to democratizing the definition yet." From the article: "In the broadest terms, a planet could be thought of as anything from an 800-kilometer-wide (500-mile-wide) round rock orbiting a dead star to a colossal gas ball floating alone in space."

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  1. I got one... by Nijika · · Score: 5, Funny

    Floating mass of sh*t bigger than the moon that isn't on fire, but that is orbiting some floating mass of sh*t that is, in fact, on fire.

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    1. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So your mom pacing around a burning trash can would be a planet but the rest of her skinnier homeless friends wouldn't be? That isn't fair.

    2. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Floating mass of sh*t bigger than the moon that isn't on fire, but that is orbiting some floating mass of sh*t that is, in fact, on fire.


      Respectfully, Sir, your definition is full of floating sh*t.

    3. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Floating mass of sh*t bigger than the moon that isn't on fire, but that is orbiting some floating mass of sh*t that is, in fact, on fire.

      Define "Moon".

    4. Re:I got one... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not a space station?

    5. Re:I got one... by ozbird · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Define "on fire". For example, white dwarves that orbit a star (e.g. Type Ia supernova progenitors) are hot, but not "on fire" ("burning" nuclear fuel); are they "planets"?

    6. Re:I got one... by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the Earth suddenly stops orbiting the Sun, I can confidently say that no one will care about the defintion of "planet" anymore. But since I can't imagine a situation in which we suddenly stopped being in orbit around the Sun that doesn't involve the planet soon afterwards being sucked into the Sun and crushed, I'd say "yes".

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    7. Re:I got one... by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "on fire" = "really hot and shiny" -- see also "Natalie Portman wearing bling-bling".

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  2. democratic? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some feel the United States is the dominant deciding factor on the definition but the IAU has not turned to democratizing the definition yet."

    Lets see now.. democratically deciding a definition? hmm...

    At any rate, the USA being the dominant deciding factor might make some sense seeing how they also invest a lot into the actual science part of this, but if the IAU did turn to democratize the decision, then the USA can't be the deciding factor seeing how they are a mere 4% of the world population....

    1. Re:democratic? by vertinox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lets see now.. democratically deciding a definition? hmm...

      To be fair, all definitions are democratically decided even if no one votes on them.

      If tomorrow everyone on the earth decided to call what we use to call the color blue as the color red... Then tomorrow the sky would be red.

      If tomorrow everyone decided that a yard (or meter or what have you) is not 3 feet but now four and we adjusted all our documentation and measurement tools to reflect this then it would be so.

      Heck... We could even call the Antarctic hot and the Sahara cold as long as we all agreed that the term hot meant one would "burn" to death of hypothermia and you would "freeze" to death of heat exhaustion.

      Really... Definitions themselves do not imply or detail facts.

      Calling something a moon or a planet does not change its behavior or physical properties, but it does change how we as humans relate to said objects and property behaviors.

      Of course we don't go around changing things willy nilly because it is hard to get everyone to agree all at the same time. Although... Come to think of it... Since we are not all speaking English on this world of ours, we might not be really agreeing as much as we think.

      Sometimes terms in other languages used for the same object or property, doesn't have the same exact meaning as another languages word for the same thing.

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    2. Re:democratic? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I say that whatever everyone else calls blue is in fact called red, then I made a definition. The fact that noone other then me might use it doesn't change that. While the usefullness of a definition often depends on how well accepted it is within the target audience, definitions themselves do not depend on that.

  3. I thought "gas ball floating in space" was... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    actually called an "Air Biscut"....never heard it described as a planet before, but, I suppose if it really were that colassal....

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  4. Well, according to UrbanDictionary.com a planet is by Channard · · Score: 2, Funny

    'A series of gaming sites ran by counter strike kiddies who think that half life 2 is going to be better than far cry.'. Not sure I quite get that 100%, but you can't argue with the wisdom of the internet.

  5. Oh really? by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Funny

    #define PLANET

    Don't see what's so hard about that ...

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    1. Re:Oh really? by PseudoQuant · · Score: 3, Funny
      Unfortunately, your method is error prone and dependent on header order. See, I just undid your definition:

      #undef PLANET

  6. Re:VERY IMPORTANT by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Informative

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  7. Original Meaning by scottennis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From Wikipedia:

    In ancient times, Grecian astronomers noted how certain lights moved across the sky in relation to the other stars. These objects were believed to orbit the Earth, which was considered to be stationary. The "wandering" lights were called planets, a Greek term meaning "wanderer".

    ****

    Why not just stick to this original definition? If it "wanders" among the stationary celestial lights and casts light visible to the naked eye, it's a planet.

    Everything else can be labeled SAO "speculative astronomical object."

  8. Defer to Marvin by dannys42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anything equal to or greater than the size of Marvin's brain.

  9. Why is this so hard? by Thraxen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't get the problem? First, start off with the idea that a planet must be orbiting a star... similar to how moons are defined as orbiting a planet. Even if they are orbiting a pulsar (dead star) they are still planets, but not if they are orbiting a failed star (brown dwarf). If you find a brown dwarf with satellites call that something else. Then the article mentions the possibility of having planet sized objects orbiting each other the same way binary stars orbit one another. OK, make that a seperate category. After that just define the mass need to be called a planet and be done with it. I'm sure there are plenty of other scenarios out there that need to be defined, but the basic rules don't seem difficult to set up.

    1. Re:Why is this so hard? by greginnj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's why:

      http://www.2dplay.com/orbit/orbit.swf

      Basically, you can have an item in a multi-star system -- is it in a stable orbit around one of them, or is it just doing a few loop-de-loops on its way through? Can it orbit 2, 3, ..., n stars at once? http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answer s/980122c.html With multiple star systems with large interstellar distances, its orbit could be millions of years -- by which time the stars have changed relative position, in which case 'stable orbit' loses its meaning. Where do you draw they line between 'planet in complex orbit' and 'floating rock interfering in a multi-star system' ? The folks who want a dynamical component to the definition are wrong on this one, I think.

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  10. Appeal the decision by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you don't like the IAU decision, file an appeal with the Intergalactic Circuit Court.


    Unfortunately, as we do not have the minimum 9 planets required to qualify as a class A solar system, we will have to wait for a trial date with a municipal court first.

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  11. What's wrong with this definition? by Ant+P. · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Anything which is roughly spherical under its own gravity, in a more-or-less circular orbit around the sun, and its orbital path isn't shared with an object larger than itself."

  12. Planet Definition by starmanmwb · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about "It is a planet if Galactus would consume it" ?

  13. Why define it? by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real question is, why do we need a precise, "official" definition of "planet"? Astronomers and other scientists aren't going to make scientific decisions based on it -- it's not like it matters whether Pluto is officially a planet according to the IAU when an astronomer decides to study Pluto. "Oh, the IAU says it's not a planet, therefore it's not interesting enough to study."

    In general, the whole point of category words like "planet" is so that I can point at an object and say, "That's a planet," and you immediately have some basic information about it, because we agree on what "planet" means. But if we're scientists, studying it (or deciding whether to study it), then we need a whole lot more info. Gas giant? Small, terrestrial rock? Iceball? Distance from star? Eccentricity of orbit? Etc. "Planet" doesn't tell you any of that.

    Ultimately, the main reason to specify an "official" definition of "planet" is for the sake of deciding whether and how we want to encourage space travel, exploration, astronomy, and related sciences. To give an extreme example, if the definition of "planet" included any solid body primarily orbiting a star, there'd be millions of planets in every star system, and saying that NASA's going to go explore a planet would be meaningless. The public wouldn't care and wouldn't go out of its way to support it.

    At the other extreme, limiting the planets to rocky or gaseous bodies at least the size of Mercury, orbiting a star, and having a very low orbital eccentricity, means that when you discover a body that only misses ONE of those criteria, the definition seems arbitrary and people will just ignore it. Imagine if we find a trans-Neptunian object that's the size of Mars, and is a rocky, terrestrial body like Mars, but merely has an eccentric orbit? Very few laypeople would accept that that's not a planet, mostly because laypeople's perception of a stellar body is based on its physical characteristics, not its orbital ones. If Earth was somehow flung out into space, orbiting nothing, it'd stop being a planet? (Well, we'd all be dead, but that's another issue.)

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    1. Re:Why define it? by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The real question is, why do we need a precise, "official" definition of "planet"?

      Yes, exactly. The word "planet", as used today, describes a specific collection of bodies in our own solar system. It was devised by ancient astronomers to describe the lights in the sky that didn't follow the normal pattern of stars. Stars go in circles, planets go back and forth. The word has taken on a new meaning as our understanding of celestial bodies has grown, but now it's generally used to indicate that one of the collection of 9 specific bodies. Just as "sun" is used to indicate our star specifically, "planets" indicate specific bodies orbiting our sun.

      If we really need a more general definition that's more scientific than "largish body that orbits a star," for the sake of scientific accuracy, then come up with a new term. Take the word "far" for example. It's a general-use word, not a scientific one. We might use it when talking about scientific issues, like, "the nearest star to the sun is far away," but it doesn't have scientific accuracy. This doesn't mean that we need to define "far" as "greater than 1 light-year" and then try to force people to stop claiming that someplace on earth is "far". It means that, if you want a precise scientific term to indicate "greater than 1 light-year away", you need to come up with a new word which isn't "far".

    2. Re:Why define it? by aitala · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why define it? Cause that's one of the things astronomers do... they define and classify objects. Its just gotten more complicated because of new objects in the Solar System and around other stars...

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  14. Star Trek had this figured out... by mpthompson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... so why not the IAU. Simply break planets down into different subclasses. Everyone knows that Earth is a Class M planet.

    There's already a helpful classification guide to help them get started.

  15. This is NOT a science issue by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a problem with any discipline -- language is not exact.

    What qualifies as meat? Does seafood count as meat? Not for Catholics.

    What qualifies as a person? What about in utero? Maybe for manslaughter, but why not count that time for age restrictions?

    What qualifies as blue? Is cyan blue enough? It depends on what you're using the category for.

    Anyone who's tried to work on standardize terminology (eg, specialized thesauri, or even just a controlled vocabulary) will know that it is a long, exhasting process that takes years in some cases, and even then, is likely to change.

    Planets are not a classical category, and will be subject to prototype effects.

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    1. Re:This is NOT a science issue by zeromorph · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It's a problem with any discipline -- language is not exact.

      Language is as exact as needed for everyday interaction. But some disciplines decided that they need a less flexible (and in some respects less effective) but more rigid medium and so they decided to define the terms they use normatively. That's why we have logic, algebra and other formalisms. In jurisprudence and the humanities/arts it works different, but they nonetheless deviate from everyday language.

      Now we have to decide whether the term "planet" is needed as a technical term - if so we should better define it (and not as a prototype or radial categorie but as a classical one), if not we really can drop the issue and let lexicographers and lexical semanticist quarrel over how to describe its semantics.

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    2. Re:This is NOT a science issue by radtea · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Planets are not a classical category, and will be subject to prototype effects.

      The basic premise behind classical categories is in any case nonsensical, so is isn't clear what benefit there would be if planets fell into any of them.

      Physics has been steadily eroding the Aristotlian world view for centuries now, and the categories died with Einstein's unified description of space and time. Aristotle was an acute observer of the human condition, and his world view accurately captures a vast amount of folk-epistemology and folk-metaphysics, but it simply does not generalize to the modern scientific world-view at all well. It is useful, but profoundly limiting.

      The difficulting of defining "planet" is a consequence of the social pressure to preserve an archaic term, as if we insisted on doing thermodynamics in terms of phlogiston or caloric, despite those being exploded concepts. As others here have pointed out, and I've pointed out on /. in the past, the bodies that qualified as "planets" originally had a collection of unrelated characteristics: they were close enough to be seen from Earth, but too far away to show a disk, and all happened to orbit the sun. If the Earth had a small, distant moon it would have been counted as a planet as well, and if any of the classical planets had naked-eye visible moons perhaps the concept would have evolved differently.

      Planet is a concept deeply embedded in the accidents of naked-eye astronomy, and the only reasons anyone wants to retain the word at all are that a) the public is attached to it and b) observers who discover new planets attract the really hot memebers of the complementary sexual orientation.

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  16. The real problem by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Informative

    There can't be one definition because there are three classes of planets. Gas giants, rocky planets and icy planets. The big argument is whether to include icy planets but icy planets are closer to earth than gas giants so how do you include one but not the other? The sensible definition to come up with three classes and require them to orbit the sun to exclude moons and to have sufficent gravity for a roughly round shape, the Earth isn't perfectly round. What it would leave us with is four rocky planets, four gas giants and a similar number of icy planets. The Oort cloud gets tougher. Since they still orbit the sun it might be wise to come up with a fourth definition of outer planets for any Oort Cloud objects. One excuse for eliminating Pluto was it's eliptical orbit but most planets have eliptical orbits so that factor gets arbitary. Splitting the definition avoids demoting any planets and allows for new objects including some that may not fit well with the current definition.

  17. Richard Feynman on Definitions by j_f_chamblee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Richard Feynman had something to say about this debate, though somewhat obliquely. The parentheticals below are my own.

    "You can know the name of a bird (or a planet) in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird (or planet)... So let's look at the bird ( or planet) and see what it's doing -- that's what counts. I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something."

    The point here is that scientific knowledge (whether it be social, biological, or physical) is about explaining how things work (understanding processes) or why they are the way they are (understanding variation). Debate over essentialist categories like "planet," "species," "nation-state," etc. are, as one other person in this discussion has already mentioned, problems of language.

    Interestingly, Wittgenstein might have a thing or two regarding this topic as well, especially in later work.

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  18. Planet Classes by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Informative

    A better way to do it would be to set a minimum atmosphere, size, density for Planet/Dwarf Planet/Asteroid/Gas Giant classification...A nomenclature similar to Chemistry is needed.

    Quite right. They're all planets but of different classes. We could list up all the types of planets we know about and assign alphabetic class numbers to them. An Earth-type planet could be, "Class M". I know, wild, original idea...

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