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Mars Probe Probably Lost Forever

David Shiga writes, "NASA's silent Mars Global Surveyor (MGS) spacecraft is likely lost forever. The space agency attempted to take a picture of the 10-year-old spacecraft using the newer Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, but did not detect it, either because its orbit has shifted since last contact, or because it isn't reflecting enough sunlight to be visible. NASA has now ordered its Opportunity rover to listen from the planet's surface for MGS's radio beacon. If that fails, the agency may call on the European Space Agency's Mars Express spacecraft to join the search. But MGS may already have run out of power and NASA officials are not optimistic about recovering it."

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  1. Missing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did they check Mars? I would bet that it is probably there.

  2. Transformers by firehawk2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was that the one crushed by the Decepticons? I don't think we'll be recovering it anytime soon.

  3. May I be the first to say.... by mhore · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it was obviously captured by aliens.

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    1. Re:May I be the first to say.... by Ridcully · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I claim this probe in the name of Mars! Isn't that delightful?" - Marvin

      Funny that. Aliens taking our probes, rather than the other way 'round.

    2. Re:May I be the first to say.... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

      *shifts uncomfortably in seat*

      Well it's about time they got some probing action.... my doctor says the cream is helping though.

      Thank goodness for small blessings and all that.

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    3. Re:May I be the first to say.... by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please, take our leader!

            Surely they wouldn't be THAT stupid, would they?

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  4. This just in... by ectotherm · · Score: 5, Funny

    A pink rabbit beating a large bass drum was just spotted in the vicinity of Mars. Communications with the Mars Probe are expected to resume momentarily... ;)

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  5. Any other options? by Bob54321 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "either because its orbit has shifted since last contact, or because it isn't reflecting enough sunlight to be visible"

    So either it wasn't there or it was there but they didn't see it. I think that has to pretty safe to say they have limited the problem down considerably.

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  6. Plague by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why are humans, a plague on this planet, trying to gain dominion over the others?

    If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us rocket engines, day one.

    (Yes, tongue is firmly in cheek.)

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    1. Re:Plague by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

      (Time Bandits)

      Evil: If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!
      [zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams]
      Evil: Sorry.

    2. Re:Plague by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Funny

      If he hadn't intended you nitwits to be seen, he would have given me mod points.

  7. Not a bad run by Schemat1c · · Score: 5, Funny

    Continual probing of a heavenly body for almost 10 years? Beats my record by a long shot.

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