MPAA Goes After Home Entertainment Systems

philba writes to tell us that home theaters may become the new jurisdiction of our MPAA overlords. The MPAA is lobbying to make sure that home users authorize their entertainment systems before any in-home viewings. From the article: "The MPAA defines a home theater as any home with a television larger than 29" with stereo sound and at least two comfortable chairs, couch, or futon. Anyone with a home theater would need to pay a $50 registration fee with the MPAA or face fines up to $500,000 per movie shown."

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yawn

[rm999]

Bbspot is a satire site. This story is not real. I would have more of a sense of humor about it if the story was actually funny.

Satire?

[ddent]

This is satire, right? Right? Please say its satire.

Re:Satire?

[witte]

It's interesting that there is actually doubt enough, and that people would almost believe MPAA would try to pull something like this off.

Re:Satire?

[Cruise_WD]

Indeed. I was quite happy to accept this as real until I read the comments.

Actually, I'm gonna go further. I would, if I were a gambling man, bet that there is at least one exec in the MPAA /right now/ shouting at the screen in his little office, "Damn it they stole my idea! They're hacking my computer!" :P

Yay for joke sites submitted as news!

[GoNINzo]

You know, you really should warn us of the site you're sending us to in these kinds of cases. Because I wouldn't put this past the MPAA for reals.

And the newly elected congress might be just busy enough to say 'sure sure' and pass something like this through.

I prefer the other MPAA story they have on their site though: MPAA to Thwart Pirates By Making All Movies Suck (It would be funnier if it wasn't so true.)

Re:This can't _be_ real.

[linuxci]

Still has a long way to go before it beats my favourite satire site

MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausible.

[Cordath]

I don't understand the MPAA. In ways they're even more idiotic than RIAA. Let's take an example...

I'm sure most people have come across MPAA's anti-piracy adds. For example, there's that one that starts out by saying:

"YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR..."

Now, let's just stop for a moment and consider the one segment of viewers who are 100% guaranteed to see this ad: Legitimate customers. What is the car-world equivalent of legitimate customers? Car owners. When was the last time you got into your car and saw a big sign saying "YOU WOULDN'T PIRATE A MOVIE!" spraypainted across your windshield? What about the candy equivalent? How often do you buy a Coffee Crisp only to open it up and find, drizzled onto the top of the bar in iridescent-green super-sour gummy, "YOU WOULDN'T POACH ELK OUT OF SEASON...". Does IHOP serve pancakes with motor-oil drizzled on top of them to spell out "YOU WOULDN'T EAT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S KIDNEY WITH A NICE CHIANTI AND SOME FAVA BEANS..."

Only the MPAA is insane enough to take the one thing they have to offer a customer and deliberately vandalize it in a way that only their legitimate customers are likely to see. The scary thing is that these morons have enough money to lobby the government for stuff nearly as crazy as in the linked spoof. Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing if people did pirate movies a little more so that the MPAA didn't have quite so much money to throw around in Washington.

Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib

[MemoryDragon]

Actually the funny thing is, that those ads probably are one of the major factors why moviegoer numbers are steeply declining. First of all there are the ads, then the insults and then the trailers. I guess the insults pushed it over the top for many. If I look into my own surrounding, there used to be a lot of people who went to the theatre once a week. Nowadays it is only twice per year, and it basically was due to the ads, and the insults. I recently went with them into a movie, after 10 minutes of constant ads we were close to walking out, the following piracy insult basically did it to ruin the experience entirely! Needless to say, no theatre visit anymore for the following months by anyone of us!

Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib

[91degrees]

I don't know about you, but I enjoy being patronised and accused of being a criminal. Insults just add to the experience.

Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib

[simm1701]

Every time I see those adds I want to report them to the advertising standards agency for making false claim and accusations.

How I understand it making a private copy of a dvd, or downloading one (ie piracy by their definition) is breach of copywrite, which is a civil offense, not a criminal offense.

Since it is not a criminal offense then it cannot be described as a crime (by the definition of the word).

Since the advert says it is it is suggesting that people who may or may not be commitinga civil offense are criminals which seems to me is slander...

But then again IANAL, though I would find it ratehr amusing if the ASA banned their trailers in the uk til they changed them (same for the ones about TV licenses for those that don't have or want TV but thats a completely different rant)

Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib

[Hack'n'Slash]

"If I didn't feel robbed, cheated, and insulted in the movie theatre, where else could I go to feel like that?"Isn't that what marriage is for?