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Firefly MMORPG Announced

bishiraver writes "Multiverse has announced that they have gained rights to a Firefly Massively Multiplayer Online Game. Multiverse is a company started by several former Netscape employees, and they have developed an engine/network that works for all of their games. They intend to break into the MMO industry by being an MMO publisher of sorts. By standardizing, they can provide a less expensive alternative to the tens of millions of dollars and several years it takes to currently develop an MMO. They have said they will hire out a studio to build the game for them. Corey Bridgets, Massive's Executive Producer, says: 'If you're doing science fiction, you have to really think it out and create an incredibly rich environment that is compelling in its own right, and worth exploring and going back to week after week. That's what Joss Whedon did with Firefly.'"

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  1. But... by TheViewFromTheGround · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will the music be unrelentingly corny?

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    1. Re:But... by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 2, Funny
      Will the ships make a sound in space ?
      Only when their velocity exceeds 75,000 AU per parsec.
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    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      o/~ ...you can't take the grind from me. o/~

    3. Re:But... by Mayhem178 · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the contrare, Lucas didn't screw anything up. The exact phrase, "It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs." is perfectly valid, even if you're not talking about a measurement of time but rather a measurement of distance. A further explanation of why Han said that (though it really has little to do with Lucas) can be foudn in the books The Paraside Snare, The Hutt Gambit, and Rebel Dawn.

      And yes, I am a nerd. I'm aware, thanks.

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    4. Re:But... by vertinox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since Firefly depicted the vacuum of space as proper silence, the lack of a music soundtrack would have people wondering if the sound cut off on their TV sets.

      Why don't they have the simple technology to simulate the lasers shots and explosions like they have on Star Wars with their on board computers to give the pilot a better 3D spacial reference of the battle with sound effects?

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    5. Re:But... by servognome · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wash: Reavers!
      Mal: zomg lazerz pewpew

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    6. Re:But... by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 2, Funny

      At first I couldn't figure why the parent post was rated +5 funny...

      Then I imagined it being read in a Comic Book Guy voice.

      Now I've got to clean the coffee out of my keyboard.

  2. OMG! Firecrack! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, a MMORPG that I might be interested in playing. Quick! Burn my credit cards before I become addicted!

  3. I predict.... by snarkth · · Score: 5, Funny

    this might live as long as nethack.

      Oh, wait...

      snarkth

  4. One word... by SaDan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shiny!

    This may be the first online life-sucking game I subscribe to.

  5. Re:This could work. by Quietude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damaged mental patient? Look at it this way, you get a +5 Catatonic State.

  6. Finally! by Frogbert · · Score: 4, Funny

    A game that specifically supports the Chinese gold farmers native language!

  7. Three weeks after it goes live by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    there will be 21,113 level 60 Inara characters, and everyone else will still be at level 5.


    Never underestimate the stamina, wherewithal, and sheer terrifying focus of horny nerds.

  8. Re:This could work. by hitmanWilly1337 · · Score: 2, Funny

    skill: nonsensical rambling +2

  9. Re:This could work. by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Femur marrow should not be eaten with the fingers.

    The fingers should be eaten separately.

  10. Re:This could work. by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...because there's a wealth of options for character classes."

    And in true Fox tradition, you start at level 20. When you make 25, you drop back to do levels 5 though 10, then 32 to 37, then back to 11 to pick up your first skill bonus. After playing levels 42-47, 13-18, and 26-31 you finish up with levels 48-59. When you qualify for 60, your character gets dropped back into the tutorial and you choose which class you want to be.

  11. Re:Because it did so well. by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Firefly had] successful DVD sales. [...] Serenity also did fairly well on DVD.
    Well, that can only mean one thing. The game better be released on DVD.

  12. Re:it'll suck. by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Funny

    it'll suck. just like firefly did.

    And suddenly, all the /.ers in the room stand up, thier chairs falling over behind them.

    The bartender ducks behind the bar, and the theme to 'The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly' can be heard in the background.

    Them's fightin' words, mister.

  13. Cleanup on aisle 5.. by The+Slaughter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I just had a nerdgasm.

  14. I am trying a new one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Instead of my usual MMORPG haunts, I am trying RealLife: The outside world (tm).

    Mom says there are bad people out there, and they can hurt me. But my friend Bill says that there are real girls at the mall that I can talk to.

    I am going to try it. Call 911 if I don't come back.

    1. Re:I am trying a new one by Christopher_Edwardz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some things to remember:

      • When buying from a merchant, don't repeatedly poke them if they do not immediately turn your way. They don't multi-task as well.
      • When buying from a merchant at the counter, do not hop up and down on the counter in impatience. The guards don't like that.
      • Don't jump off of balconies in an attempt to shorten run distance.
      • While the world is decidedly carebear, permadeath is enforced, so take heed.
      • Heal spells cost incredible amounts of cash.
      • DO NOT strafe around people while talking to them in impatience.
      • The guards have no sense of humor when it comes to a little PVP.
      • Griefing can get you beaten silly.
      • Beggars are still hated.
      • Girls in the real world have a built in knock-back system if you try to oggle their polygons too closely.
      • Some of them also have a pet called "a Muscle-Bound Boyfriend" that you need to watch out for.
      • Unlike some worlds, stuff laying on the ground or on shelves is not to be taken willy-nilly. Such a thing could lead to being flagged a thief by the guards.
      • Small animals you might meet are not there for newbies.
      • The lack of portals and transport spells sucks(!). Lobby for a patch.
      • Do not use /shout, such as: (SHOUTING): "can i get loc of girlz plz thx?!?!?!"
      • Earning money in that game is a pain, but comes with a charisma modifier.
      • Your avatar needs daily maintenance, such as a bath, or suffer a charisma penalty.
      • It's FREE!!!! But... cannot be uninstalled without crashing the system.

      All I could think of for the moment.

  15. Re:Can't wait for this! by Darth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am going to start playing as a level 1 Kaylee...

    I wouldnt mind playing with a Kaylee either...but i think i'd like one at least around 18 or 19.

    I wouldnt mind playing with an Inara, or a River either.

    I'm up for a few rounds with a Saffron too.

    That show had more than its share of beautiful women playing fun characters.

    (before anyone complains that i left out Zoe, i have a firm belief that it is best to leave Morpheus' wife alone.)

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  16. Re:But... Just play the game... by aichpvee · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll probably get modded insightful for this, but I think you're right...

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  17. Even if Sony don't publish it... by ringbarer · · Score: 0, Funny

    The game will still contain Mal-ware.

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  18. Re:But... Just play the game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, +5, Insightful, well done! How did you know that the mods were thinking what you wrote? ;)

  19. Re:But... Just play the game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He quoted Picard.