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The Geekiest Animals in History

Flipper writes "CNET has compiled a list of the geekiest animals throughout history. The entries include such peculiar characters as Ham The Astrochimp (the first chimp in space), Schrödinger's Cat (used to demonstrate quantum superposition) and Hans, a horse who could apparently do complex mathematics and read words. The classics are there too, Pavlov's dogs get a well-deserved mention, as does Dolly The Sheep. What sounds like a pretty bizarre list is actually strangely interesting — some of these animals are seriously geeky."

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  1. Not a chance by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's Mr. Peabody?

    "Sherman, fire up the wayback machine..."

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    1. Re:Not a chance by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

      'Every Which Way But Loose'?

      That ape only looked smart in comparison to Clint Eastwood.

    2. Re:Not a chance by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hans was not able to do complex math or read. Has anyone ever heard of the clever hans effect?

  2. Where is Laika? by lecithin · · Score: 5, Informative

    She would have had my first vote.

    Stolen from Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika

    Laika (from Russian meaning "Barker", as well as being a dog breed) was a Russian space dog that became the first living creature from Earth to enter orbit. She was found as a stray wandering the streets of Moscow. Originally named Kudryavka, she was renamed Laika after her breed type. After undergoing training with two other dogs, she was selected to be the occupant of the Soviet spacecraft Sputnik 2 and was launched into space on November 3, 1957.

    Laika died a few hours after launch from stress and overheating, likely due to a malfunction in the thermal control system. The true cause of her death was not made public until decades after the flight. Some former Soviet scientists have since expressed regret that Laika was allowed to die.

    (more in article)

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    1. Re:Where is Laika? by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

      Laika died a few hours after launch from stress and overheating,


      Now when North Korea launches its space program, the do will be cooked on purpose.
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    2. Re:Where is Laika? by rudeboy1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That is an awefully expensive way to cook up a batch of General Tso's "chicken"...

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  3. Geekiest extinct animal by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has to be the long horse.
    It was the multicore processor of its day.
    Moores' law (not THAT Moore, his great grandfather) held that horses would double in length every 18 months.

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  4. I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Geekiest Animal is the GNU!

  5. How about the Trojan Horse? by stripmarkup · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Ok, it wasn't really an animal but it's still geeky.

    And how about the remote controlled goldfish?

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    1. Re:How about the Trojan Horse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, Trojan Horses are more greeky.

  6. No Danger Mouse!? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    ahhh crum.

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  7. Tux? by businessnerd · · Score: 4, Informative

    I mean I know he's not a real penguin, but a hypothetical cat got on the list. Every linux user (which is some form of geek, myself included) has a special place in his or her (mostly his) heart for that happy little penguin.

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    1. Re:Tux? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      Schrodinger's cat is NOT hypothetical. He exists... probably

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    2. Re:Tux? by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Funny

      You haven't observed him, have you?

    3. Re:Tux? by MustardMan · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm glad someone said it! Shrodinger's cat is an analogy to describe the "collapse of the wavefunction" principle, and not heisenberg uncertainty. It's not that you don't know which state the cat is in - it's that it is in both states until it's observed. I'm sure you knew this already, and hence the clever comment - but it's worth explaining for those who constantly misuse the analogy.

  8. Lesser known by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Less is said about an alternative test called Schrödinger's lawyer. The test involved the gun discharging no matter what state the particle was in. Schrödinger himself admitted the proposed test was pointless but much more satisfying and humane than the cat test.

  9. The Very Definition of Geekiness. by o0OSABO0o · · Score: 5, Funny
    ScuttleMonkey wrote: What sounds like a pretty bizarre list is actually strangely interesting ...

    I would add:

    I think that finding this a strangely interesting article is the very definition of what it means to be a geek.

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  10. Crickets Play Pacman by Fox_1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is a really neat research project using crickets as the ghosts in Pacman. Considering that crickets can tell the temperature and that they have the most sensitive mechano-sensors known in the animal kingdom, this is a creature that demonstrates many geeky qualities.

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  11. Wht do u get when u cross a polar bear with a Seal by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    A polar bear.

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  12. Shamu by mknewman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I went a Seaworld once and ate dinner at the Dinner with Shamu where you get to see their larger pool, and talk with the trainers. I asked him just how smart they really were and he said VERY smart. I asked how many commands they knew, and he said 300-400, which is really very amazing. They aren't usually mentioned in terms of the smartest animal, usually that's dogs, pigs and horses, but I bet Killer Whales are WAY up there, maybe even higher because of the size of their brain.

    1. Re:Shamu by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I asked him just how smart they really were and he said VERY smart. I asked how many commands they knew, and he said 300-400, which is really very amazing.

            Unfortunately, it maxes-out around 300-400, depending on how much time the whales want to spend on training the people.

  13. K-9 is somewhat lame, but the list gets kudos... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    For being a top ten list with one fucking page view. Thanks for that.

  14. My two votes... by NerveGas · · Score: 4, Interesting


        First would be Laika, who gave her life in space exploration. Second would be Freud's Chow-Chow. Determining the mental state of a patient through pheromones and other bodily odors gets two dew-claws up.

          On a somewhat related note of sniffing out people's mental state, one of my neighbors is a K9 cop. He said that several times, the cuplrit of a crime has stayed at the scene and just blended in with the crowd, and as soon as he showed up, without being given a scent or anything, his dog simply went straight into the crowd and picked out the party who turned out to be guilty.

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  15. Remember humans are animals too by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lest we give all the glory to other species.

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  16. I don't buy this by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a horse who could apparently do complex mathematics

    A horse that understands the square root of negative one? No way.

  17. What do you call an exploding monkey? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Informative

    a BaBOOM!

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  18. HEY! by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about Snoopy?? He was a WWl ace, an author, a world traveler, multi-lingual, a real lady's man(dog?) and he could do cool tricks with his dog food dish.

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