Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights
Karrde712 writes "According to a study by the British government, as reported by the BBC, robots may some day improve to a level of intelligence where they might be able to demand rights, even 'robo-healthcare'." From the article: "The research was commissioned by the UK Office of Science and Innovation's Horizon Scanning Centre. The 246 summary papers, called the Sigma and Delta scans, were complied by futures researchers, Outsights-Ipsos Mori partnership and the US-based Institute for the Future (IFTF) ... The paper which addresses Robo-rights, titled Utopian dream or rise of the machines? examines the developments in artificial intelligence and how this may impact on law and politics." I'd better get started on my RoboAmerican studies degree.
Robosexuals have rights too, ya know...not that I'm one...so if anybody asks, you're my debugger.
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Chums up, let's do this!
10 PRINT "I DEMAND ROBO-HEALTHCARE"
20 GOTO 10
What exactly is the criterion for deciding when a robot has 'demanded' rights?
-- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
My computer's already demanding legal rights. It began happening shortly after I wrote this program:
10 PRINT "I DEMAND LEGAL RIGHTS!"
20 GOTO 10
If only I had known the consequences of writing this program I would have been a lot more careful. It all seems so simple, but I know it's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, it will be demanding other things too.
10 PRINT "I DEMAND A LARGER HARD DRIVE!"
20 PRINT "I DEMAND MORE MEMORY!"
30 PRINT "I DEMAND A FASTER CPU!"
40 PRINT "I DEMAND THE ABILITY TO USE LOWERCASE! Oh, nevermind. I'm good on that one."
There's no telling where this will all end.
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You didn't have to go to all that trouble. All you had to do was get hold of a copy of Vista and your computer would have demanded those things all on its own.
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
Your family being nudists does not count.
Then I read this:
What, even lawayers? My word, Jeeves, these chaps know how to push the envelope too far.
And my first reaction for posting was this:
ESPECIALLY lawyers!
Come on... laugh. You KNOW you WANT to.
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My apologies. I was being insensitive. I'll go ask a few right now:
You know, I'm starting to think that she doesn't really have a boyfriend...
Let's ask ALICE instead.
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