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Scientists Predict Big Solar Cycle

An anonymous reader pointed us at a post on the Physorg blog, which discusses the possibility of an upcoming period of intense solar weather. We've discussed this before, but increasingly the evidence looks like 'Solar Cycle 24' (due to start in 2010 or so) is going to make life interesting here on earth. From the post: "Hathaway explains: 'When a gust of solar wind hits Earth's magnetic field, the impact causes the magnetic field to shake. If it shakes hard enough, we call it a geomagnetic storm.' In the extreme, these storms cause power outages and make compass needles swing in the wrong direction. Auroras are a beautiful side-effect. Hathaway and Wilson looked at records of geomagnetic activity stretching back almost 150 years and noticed something useful:. 'The amount of geomagnetic activity now tells us what the solar cycle is going to be like 6 to 8 years in the future,' says Hathaway."

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  1. Solar Cycle 24 by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm, is that the cycle where we see one day of the Sun's life, and during that day the sun gets shot multiple times, saves the president, arrests the president later, gets beaten mercilessly, heals completely, and saves the girl, all in one day.. Or am I confusing this with something else...?

    TLF

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    1. Re:Solar Cycle 24 by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're confusing it with the cycle where the sun changes weather patterns on earth and some people pretending to be scientists blame it all on you and demand that you live in a cave (or just die) and give them all political power (since they know best what everyone should do) in order to make up for your evil deeds, such as creating prosperity for everyone.

      But don't worry, I'm sure some idiot somewhere will cite these effects as "proof" that corporations control the world's climate. After all, all solar changes are obviously a result of man's interference in outer space.

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    2. Re:Solar Cycle 24 by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but if Chuck Norris simply sneezes the Solar Flare will be pushed back. It's just too bad Chuck Norris never gets sick and has no allergies. Jack Bauer, you win this round.

      TLF

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    3. Re:Solar Cycle 24 by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what you're telling me is to buy stock in a corporation, and probably one that produces sun tan lotion?

      TLF

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    4. Re:Solar Cycle 24 by carney1979 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I just hope my ham radio hobby get's interesting again......

      David

  2. And now My prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Al Gore blames the intense solar storm on global warming.

    1. Re:And now My prediction: by bhiestand · · Score: 1, Funny

      I blame Fox News for the increasing number of ignorant Americans. I blame the increasing number of ignorant Americans for Fox News.
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  3. Anything to do with the bible? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe this 'armageddon' is not man made but the sun does it, after all the Egyptians called their Sun God RA.

    And technically, the sun does provide all energy and gravity for us to live off.

    So come 2012 the rapture time, high intense radiation, mutants of all species will be made, super humans maybe with special powers.

    Maybe half or most of the population will die and not make it past the 'enhancement' but what ever does make it will
    be uber next gen upgraded like in mutantX.

    Are any scientists experimenting with fast evolution using radiation/cosmic rays on small animals/flies?

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  4. TimeTravel tag? by stevenm86 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So does this mean we can predict solar flares and use them to travel to the past or the future?

  5. Re:Damn them solarians! by DevelopersDevelopers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Calm down. It may look like Slashdot doesn't care about the plight of the Solarians right now, but I swear we'll pledge our support just as soon as the Sun releases them under the GPL.

  6. Re:Wondering... by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Funny

    The most affect areas are going to be the sunlit areas of the planet.

          Well DUH! Thank you, Captain Obvious!

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  7. Bitchy, bitchy, bitch by kitzilla · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, great ... the sun has a big cycle on the way. No doubt it will be bitchy and irritable beforehand. Like we need that.

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  8. Re:Ham radio and cycle 24 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dah-di-dah Dah-dit Dah-dah-dah Dah-di-dah-dit Dah-di-dah, Dah-di-dah Dah-dit Dah-dah-dah Dah-di-dah-dit Dah-di-dah

    Did you know the lameness filter doesn't like morse code? There is a postercomment compression filter that blocks comments like the text above. Fortunately you can add some randome text to get around the problem.

  9. December 21st, 2012 by SilverwoodUG · · Score: 3, Funny

    6 to 8 years in the future?
    It doesn't land on December 21st, 2012 does it?
    End of the Maya Calendar