Snake-Robots To Assist Surgeons in Tight Spots
ferd_farkle writes "Science Daily has an article about engineering advances meant to help steady the hands of surgeons working in really cramped spaces like eyes and throats. From the article: 'The tools include a snakelike robot that could enable surgeons, operating in the narrow throat region, to make incisions and tie sutures with greater dexterity and precision. Another robot, the steady-hand, may curb a surgeon's natural tremor and allow the doctor to inject drugs into tiny blood vessels in the eye, dissolving clots that can damage vision."
i'm sick and tired of these mutha fuckin snakes in this mutha fuckin stomach!
I'm a rabbit startled by the headlights of life
And what happens when these snake robots get loose? Or jump into the toilet and get into our sewer system? Then what?
I underwent robot-assisted surgery in 2003. A thoracic surgeon used Intuitive Surgical's daVinci robot to remove my thymus. The surgery was very successful. It was a minimally invasive procedure and the recovery was easy (compared to traditional open surgery).
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http://www.intuitivesurgical.com/
Computer Integrated Surgical Systems and Technology
http://cisstweb.cs.jhu.edu/
Forbes article: Robo-docs
http://www.forbes.com/free_forbes/2006/0904/100.h
Why not try alcohol?
For centuries alcohol helped surgeons supress their tremble.
Grundgesetz * 23. Mai 1949 - 30. November 2007 - http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung.de/
You've got your marching orders! New summer blockbuster: Snakes in the OR!
That is all.
How is this "Snake like implement" different from what is used in arthroscopic surgery today?
it is similar to the way i use snakes to un-clog the drain in my kitchen & bathrooms
Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
My doctor told me that he was going to put his little snake down my throat when I was a kid, and he lost his license for it.
I guess robotic surgery was a much bigger taboo back then. Times sure have changed...
"Snake-Robots To Assist Surgeons in Tight Spots"
Like, on a plane?
"Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
...call Dr Octopus!
We broadcast a robotic prostatectomy via the Internet a few months back from our hospital in Waukesha. I got to see the robot before the surgery. Pretty cool piece of hardware.
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http://www.prohealthcare.org/WhatsNew.asp?PageID=
Waukesha Memorial recently performed its 100th surgery with the Da Vinci robot.
I wonder what would happen if there is some lag from the camera to the display screen when they are operating. The picture freezes, the surgeon says "WTF" and wobbles the remote control and presses all the buttons. Seconds later the jugular vein is ripped to shreds and the patient dies. Surgeon to mal practice insurance agent: OMG, IT WAS LAG I SWEAR, I AM XPERT THESE FUCKIN SNAKES LAG, PLZ LET ME TRY AGAIN I PROMIZE IM GUD AT DIS!!!1!!11
I will believe in the healing power of technology if they invent an alternative to snaking a camera inside my goddamned urethra just because some quack thinks there might be a problem in that general region.
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If that's a crime, well then arrest me!
..........FULL STOP.
I sense smart rectal probes coming to a pharmaceutical shelf near you. Bluetooth enabled no less.
Add a few virii infecting its programs and let the games begin.
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