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Best Buy's ConnectedLife One-Ups Geek Squad

Retail writes "Best Buy is going to sell a packaged solution of Media Center plus home automation. Literally, it's a package — a box. A customer walks into a Best Buy store, delights in the demo, buys the package, and waits for its arrival in a big box about four-foot square. The package costs $15,000. For that you get a Media Center PC, Lifeware automation software from Exceptional Innovation, an Xbox 360, IP surveillance cameras, automated light switches, a thermostat and installation. It's a complicated business model, called ConnectedLife.Home, and it's bound to pit the new group against other Best Buy factions like Geek Squad."

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  1. Just wondering by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does it come with the loan application?

  2. $15k by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like most Best Buy customers, I should be able to afford this package. At $15,000 it's a steal, really.

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    1. Re:$15k by OmnipotentEntity · · Score: 2, Informative
      Before any crazy mod decides to mod the parents as Offtopic, Barry and Buzz are some of internal names the different Best Buy Customer Segments.

      Everyone who works there has to remember them.
      • Barry's a rich fucker, who can be a tightwad sometimes (most of the time.)
      • Buzz the guy who goes to Best Buy to shop for a high end computer (*rolleyes*)
      • They also have Ray, who represents the people who can't afford all of this shit, so they give them credit cards.
      • And finally, they have the Old people's segment, who's name escapes me at the moment.


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  3. I imagine... by Baricom · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that they check your receipt very carefully as you leave.

  4. Re:weeeeeeee by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, Slashdot should start selling a "first post" in a box. Given how much people seem to want it, they might just sell them for $15,000 a piece.

    The question would be, if the box comes with Cowboyneal inside....

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  5. Dualing Factions! by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's a complicated business model, called ConnectedLife.Home, and it's bound to pit the new group against other Best Buy factions like Geek Squad.

    Wow, imagine the mêlée at the company picnics.

    [unsure whether to tag this "biz" "automation" "slownewsday" or "slashertizement"]
  6. Doing the same thing to my house by HeadbangerSmurf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm in the middle of a home automation install but I'm not using the software/hardware Best Buy is going to pushing. I'm putting in a Home Automation, Inc http://www.homeauto.com/ Omni IIe controller with UPB control for my lights. I have the thermostat and keypad installed and wired into the controller. Once I get my media server back I'll be installing the web based control software and then figuring out how to get the old XP MCE based software to install on Vista. So far the system is incredible but it's definately not something the average Joe is going to get into. I'm doing it myself because I'm a geek (saying that while posting on /. is redundant, right?) and actually I'd like to start doing it professionally. I've already got the computer networking business, why not add home automation and computerized audio/video to it? The high end stereo place in town does no automation and they don't want to get into computer based media. Sounds to me like a market that needs filling.

    Tom

  7. The Target Market is Clear by pHatidic · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the obscenely wealthy person whose never purchased anything.

  8. Using Microsoft software ? by Salsaman · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what happens when your house gets a BSOD ?

    And do you have to reboot it every night ?

    1. Re:Using Microsoft software ? by jpardey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not so bad. If they have 15 grand, I'm sure they have a few flashlights. Only problem is some geek knocking at your door offering to install linux and snorting about how terrible windows is every time your house crashes. Ugh.

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    2. Re:Using Microsoft software ? by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      That explains Myspace...

  9. Two dimensional box? by nacturation · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A customer walks into a Best Buy store, delights in the demo, buys the package, and waits for its arrival in a big box about four-foot square. So the box is flat? Or is each of its six faces four square feet (two feet by two feet) in area? Or did they get both wrong and it's actually four feet cubed?

    ... it's bound to pit the new group against other Best Buy factions like Geek Squad. Note that the submission was sent in by "Retail", likely some Best Buy marketing drone who tried submitting this multiple times but got rejected because, after all, who actually cares that they're selling some prepackaged junk with an insanely high profit margin? Finally, this drone added some fake sensationalism "ooh... an inner struggle within Best Buy" and managed to get it accepted. Yawn.
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    1. Re:Two dimensional box? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, this is a Slashvertisement. The "submitter's comments" are just a copy and paste of a CE Pro poster named Julie Jacobson, who gets chided for her poor math skills there as well.

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  10. Thankfully... by Shemmie · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it includes a $14,900 mail-in rebate.

    1. Re:Thankfully... by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately, that's a european decimal notation.

  11. Re:services by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Crap...a BSOD in the dead of winter could be a bitch!!!!!

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  12. Not that geeky... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once I get my media server back I'll be installing the web based control software and then figuring out how to get the old XP MCE based software to install on Vista.

    I'm doing it myself because I'm a geek (saying that while posting on /. is redundant, right?) and actually I'd like to start doing it professionally.

    So you're going to buy essentially premade stuff and install it using the constraints given to you by the makers of the software. Can't think of a more un-geeklike way of going about it. Using Vista isn't a point to your credit, either.

    A geekier thing would be to use Mister House at the very least...making the control system an old PC would make this even better.

    You also lose a few geek points for using hardware you didn't design yourself, and for using newer, more expensive equipment (geeks design on a budget, which in this case would be buying the much cheaper X10 hardware).

    All in all, I'd say you're operating a lot closer to a geek-squad member than an actual geek. But they stay in business.

    If it's new enough, even low-skill work can be high paying.

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  13. Survey SAYS... by pla · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before you mod this "redundant", at the time of this posting, no one else has actually done the math, just guessed...


    For that you get a Media Center PC
    Averages around $900, but they use the HP z560 at $1800...

    Lifeware automation software from Exceptional Innovation
    This one took some work. The closest I could get to a price, $5000, includes hardware. But it puts us at an upper limit, at least.

    an Xbox 360
    The easiest to find, at $400

    IP surveillance cameras
    They use a pair of Panasonics (not sure of the model number), around $380 each.

    automated light switches
    FTA: "five dimmers, five switches, two keypads". Home Depot, $80.

    a thermostat
    Again, no model number given, but the standard model goes for $270

    and installation.
    Not really - They want you to have the "hard" parts done yourself, by a privately contracted licensed electrician.



    The package costs $15,000.

    Total so far, $8310 (not counting your own electrician).

    So, not counting needing to hire your own electrician, that puts the cost of their installation at roughly ... $6690.



    I've made some pretty damned good wages doing contract work, but over $6k for less than a day's work? Wow, talk about a dream job...

    Anyone that wants this system - Hunt me down for contact info. I'll do it for a third less (you pay airfair outside the continental US, and though I know how to work safely with home AC systems , you'll probably still need a licensed electrician to do this legally in most places).

  14. What a strange procedure to put customers through. by Junta · · Score: 3, Funny

    waits for its arrival in a big box about four-foot square. Customers have to wait in a big box about four foot square until Best Buy delivers it???
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  15. Pricing by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful
    • HP z560 Digital Entertainment Center - $1800 list
    • XBox 360 - $400
    • 2 Panasonic wireless cameras - $265 each
    • One communicating thermostat from Residential Control Systems - $217
    • Ethernet/powerline adapters from Corinex - 3 @ $199 each
    • Five dimmers @ $40 ea
    • Five switches @ $40 ea
    • Two keypads @ $150 ea

    That adds up to $4,244. They want $15,000 for this gear, installed. What's wrong with this picture?

  16. Misleading story and description by staeiou · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How exactly is this supposed to create a rift between the retail drones who sell hardware and the Geek Squad who fixes it? They are two different branches of the company.

    This isn't a story. Stop selling ad space in our stories, OSTG. You've got them everywhere else.