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Robots to Crawl Under the City

Johan Louwers writes "Robots will crawl tubes in a short while to investigate power cables running in the tubes to make sure they are still undamaged or in need for a repair. The Robotic Cable Inspection System is developed by Alexander Mamishev, an assistant professor of electrical engineering at the University of Washington. Making use of infrared thermal analysis and acoustic partial discharge analysis, the robot will be checking mile after mile of cable while crawling his way in the tubes."

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  1. Now we know by snarkth · · Score: 5, Funny

    How the Sentinels got their start.

      snarkth

  2. Someone has to say it by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new robotic underlords.

    1. Re:Someone has to say it by beckerist · · Score: 3, Funny

      THIS IS NOT FUNNY! And no, no one has to say it. This site is perpetually headed waaaaaay downhill, and has never been one for humor (at least humor of the current decade...)

    2. Re:Someone has to say it by beckerist · · Score: 3, Funny

      and no, I DON'T need to go AC to say this.

  3. Damn... by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now where are we humans going to hide when Skynet becomes active?

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  4. Identifiers? by Grey_14 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would hope they would make them easy to identify and track, Imagine stumbling upon some weird robotic beasty that washed out of a storm drain and thinking it's the beginning of the robot revolution or something, Maybe they could just write "NOT EVIL" in magic marker or something, that would make ME feel better.

    1. Re:Identifiers? by prencher · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just make the components in google colours.

    2. Re:Identifiers? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

      Add an "I'm feeling lucky" button to really top off its "none-evilness".

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    3. Re:Identifiers? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they could just write "NOT EVIL" in magic marker or something, that would make ME feel better.

      How about "Don't Panic" in nice, friendly letters?

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      "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  5. Horror by SinGunner · · Score: 4, Funny
    This sounds like a bad horror-movie plot. Next they'll start coming up from the ground in some old people's home and killing everyone, and then the police get called in to investigate, but they just can't tell what the hell happened. Then more isolated incidents start to occur which leads the main character and his expendable co-stars into the dark abandoned subway tunnels to search for this menace from the underneath!

    The final scene involves a huge explosion or EMP burst that destroys all the robots but also leaves everyone in the sewer in complete darkness. Cut, print, that's a wrap. Where's my money?

    1. Re:Horror by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next they'll start coming up from the ground in some old people's home and killing everyone

      Nah, they won't kill old people, they'll just eat their medicine for fuel. Besides, I've got my life insurance policy from Old Glory Insurance so I feel safe, even though the robots may strike at any time.

      Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.

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      John
  6. Finally! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    We desperately NEED something to keep the tubes clear. Sometimes it takes a whole WEEK for an Internet to get to me!

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  7. Robots in Tubes? by TooFarGone · · Score: 2, Funny

    If these robots can go into tubes, maybe when the internets are clogged they can help us out?

    1. Re:Robots in Tubes? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, of course! This is Senator Ted Stevens' solution to the quake damage in East Asia!

      The submitter must have forgotten to include that bit......

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      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  8. Only the beginning by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, how long before they start using similar robots to check your prostate?

    (Ha! You thought this was going to be another reference to The Matrix/Terminator, didn't you?)

  9. Re:Robots good at checking pipes by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but can it fly?

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  10. Re:TUBES! by Shads · · Score: 2, Funny

    For a moment there I thought we were talking the start of the matrix :P

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