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RIAA Goes for the Max Against AllofMP3

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the go-for-the-gold dept.

Spad writes "Zeropaid is reporting that as part of its ongoing lawsuit, the RIAA will be seeking the maximum of $150,000 per song for each of the 11 million MP3s downloaded from the Russian AllofMP3.com between June and October last year. This amounts to roughly $1.65 trillion, probably a tad more than AllofMP3 has made in its lifetime. A representative of AllofMP3 stated: 'AllofMP3 understands that several U.S. record label companies filed a lawsuit against Media Services in New York. This suit is unjustified as AllofMP3 does not operate in New York. Certainly the labels are free to file any suit they wish, despite knowing full well that AllofMP3 operates legally in Russia. In the mean time, AllofMP3 plans to continue to operate legally and comply with all Russian laws.'"

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  1. Hmm? by b0lt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why sue for a trillion, when you can sue for... a million?

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    1. Re:Hmm? by Teresita · · Score: 5, Funny

      What RIAA's lawyers didn't tell them is that they get a 5% advance against the future $1.65 trillion judgment, payable in advance and non-refundable.

    2. Re:Hmm? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why sue for a trillion, when you can sue for... a million?

      Because a trillion rubles is roughly 10 bucks.

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    3. Re:Hmm? by robyannetta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe we should demand Verizon to make the conversion. The RIAA would get $0.02 out of it.

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    4. Re:Hmm? by CommunistHamster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Those are my two cents!

    5. Re:Hmm? by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but Verizon would claim it was only supposed to be 0.02 cents!

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    6. Re:Hmm? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since the GDP of the world is growing with a few percent every year, you can approximate the sum with a geometric sequence. I remember quite a while back I calculated that if you took the RIAA estimated total piracy numbers, multiplied by max damages then you got a figure greater than all value created since the dawn of mankind. They should just sue the world and demand earth be turned over to them in damages (and no, I would not welcome our new RIAA overlords).

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  2. This should be industry... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's see how many RIAA people come down with an acute case of radiation sickness. In Russia, the competition comes after you!

  3. AllofMP3 should just settle... by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...by repaying them with $1.65 trillion worth of Russian intellectual property.

    I'm sure the Russian government would be willing to make an official valuation of the complete works of Joseph Stalin as worth $1.65 trillion.

    Then AllofMP3 could repay the RIAA by licensing them to the RIAA.

    Problem solved.

    Imagine downloading the audiobook version from the iTunes Music Store.

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  4. RIAA leadership by rlp · · Score: 4, Funny

    This amounts to roughly $1.65 trillion

    Proof once again that the RIAA is run by Dr. Evil.

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  5. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    THEIR SUING POWER IS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  6. Re:How excessive. by dbIII · · Score: 5, Funny
    How fucking ludicrous and excessive. Jesus.

    You can get crucified for swearing on this site. Pilate.

  7. Re:quadrouple dipped by Teresita · · Score: 5, Funny

    statutory royalties are set (apparently 15% in Russia)
    And where did royalties go?

    Bad things happen to royalties in Russia. Just ask Anastasia.

  8. ObSimpsons by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new Trillionaire overlords.

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  9. $1.65 trillion by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Funny

    They've gone from regular villainy to cartoonish super-villainy.

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