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Wild Predictions for a Wired 2007

Posted by Zonk on from the not-that-wild dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Wired has put up its predictions for the coming year, in technology, internet, and entertainment news. Despite their claim that they are 'wild' predictions, a lot of them make some sense. Some of their calls: 'Google Stock Hits $1,000 per Share. Internet Traffic Doubles to 5,000 petabits per day by the end of 2007. And 80 percent of it is peer-to-peer file sharing, mostly Skype video and BitTorrent. BitTorrent on TiVo: Speaking of, digital video recorders get BitTorrent baked in, bringing internet video to the living room. Spam Doubles: No-brainer -- but no one cares because we're all using IM, especially at work. Second Life Ends a Life: Skullduggery in Second Life -- probably digital adultery -- ends in a real-life murder. Year o' the Laptop: Half of all new computers sold in 2007 will be laptops and 20 percent of those will be Apple's MacBooks." What do you folks think? How many will Wired have called correctly by the end of the year?

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  1. Beatles back catalogue... by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Funny
    The entire Beatles catalog is licensed exclusively to iTunes for a year.

    Jacko getting short of cash again???

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    1. Re:Beatles back catalogue... by TheBiGW · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess I'll have to buy the White album again

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  2. One fix by SnarfQuest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Internet Traffic Doubles to 5,000 petabits per day by the end of 2007. And 80 percent of it is peer-to-peer file sharing, mostly Skype video and BitTorrent.

    Change that "spam", and then I'd believe it.

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    1. Re:One fix by Salvance · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There's a lot that's either just so blatantly obvious or lame that it's hard to believe they consider these "wild". I'd hate to see Wired's parties ... To try to be a little more "wild" with predictions, here are mine ... I'll bet at least one pans out:
      1. Gootube is sued by a consortium of Music Publishers, and caves hard to copyright protections
      2. RIAA creates their own music sharing program cloaked as an offshore company, then gathers IPs and sues thousands of file sharers
      3. Steve Jobs will step down amidst some scandal, either stock options or due to random trysts with Apple interns
      4. The OLPC project will be featured on Sesame Street, and become the hot holiday product of 2007 for small children
      5. Yahoo will make at least 2 ridiculously overpriced purchases, at least one will either be Facebook, or a floating dirigible high over Texas (similar to the banana over Texas ... which surprisingly is a real project)
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    2. Re:One fix by slashbob22 · · Score: 5, Funny

      4. Sesame Street doesn't feature products. Really? I bet the Letter E would have something to say about that.
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    3. Re:One fix by slashbob22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you saying Sesame Street was involved with Enron? Sure was. They also support:
      C) The C Programming Language
      D) Democratic Party
      E) Enron
      1) The BBC

      I think we can all see that Sesame Street isn't as innocent as we all thought.
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  3. Wired predictions by Paradoks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, Wired wildly predicting things; it's as if we've never left 1994, much less 2006. Bring on the memories.

    1. Re:Wired predictions by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ah, Wired wildly predicting things; it's as if we've never left 1994, much less 2006. Bring on the memories.
      But they're doing it in only one or two fonts per page now, written in mostly non-fluorescent ink. Progress!
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    2. Re:Wired predictions by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I find it amusing that at least one of their "predictions" came true in even better form years ago.

      "Implantable contact lenses" - why implant something when you can just fix the cornea itself? I had LASIK performed five years ago, and it wasn't even that new then. It has improved even more in the past five years too. Corneal implants for those with cataracts have existed for even longer.

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    3. Re:Wired predictions by Migizi · · Score: 2, Informative

      LASIK isn't all it is cracked up to be. Most people do have improved vision but not 100% and it does require tune-ups. It also diminishes night sight and gives the patient tunnel vision. Implants have been used in most of the European countries for a few years and they don't have the loss of night sight or tunnel vision issues that LASIK has. I believe the last time I read about implants they were also cheaper, safer and a longer history of use.

      One third of the people I know who got LASIK have tunnel vision and loss of night sight. Another one third took over 6 months to see any benefits and only the last third said they had no issues but do require tune-ups.

  4. Wired is a contra indicator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So many social revolutions seen through the lens of that San Francisco circle jerk of media. So many people lead to the slaughter of the bubble by these losers. And someone at wired must work for Second Life because they've been over-hyping that non-event forever.

    1. Re:Wired is a contra indicator by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Second Life is catching on as more computers are able to handle 3D-Rendering. A good friend of mine who'll be working at Google shortly got completely hooked on it a couple months ago and won't shut up about it now.

      So, sure, I'll buy the whole second-life prediction.

    2. Re:Wired is a contra indicator by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Informative

      More and more people are trying second life. But the retention rate is extremely low. A fair percentage of daily users are only trying to make money. The vast majority of people check it out, don't see anything very interesting, and leave.

      I gave it a fair shot. I logged on just about every day for three weeks. I explored and explored and explored. I found no reason to stick around.

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    3. Re:Wired is a contra indicator by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Funny

      No offense, but you need to find new friends.

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  5. Nah... we'll never be irrelevant... by advocate_one · · Score: 2
    not while we can be milked for support... the women aren't gonna drop us and fend for themselves...
    Artificial gametes made from female eggs are sold over the internet, making fathers biologically irrelevant.
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  6. A Bit Premature by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Greenland Becomes Green

    As the ice melts, Greenland becomes literally green.
    It will take a few more years (or even decades) yet. It might not even happen, we should stop calling it 'Global Warming' and start calling it 'Climate Change' otherwise it gives this idea that everywhere will become some sort of tropical paradise. We Brits could do with some warming but, if some of the predictions about the gulf stream are correct, we'll actually get colder.
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  7. they forgot to mention... by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that this is the year of linux on the desktop and that this is the year that sun's "whatever the hell we are calling thin clients this year" breaks the MS stranglehold on the corporate desktop.

    i don't think either will happen, but some crackpot makes that prediction every year. this year, it would appear that cackpot is me :-)

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  8. Apple laptops? by NineNine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Half of all new computers sold in 2007 will be laptops and 20 percent of those will be Apple's MacBooks."

    I doubt this. But then, Wired has always been even bigger Apple shills than Slashdot is.

    1. Re:Apple laptops? by Orange+Crush · · Score: 2, Informative
      I doubt this. But then, Wired has always been even bigger Apple shills than Slashdot is.

      Apple's laptop market share doubled in the first half of last year from 6% in January 2006 to 12% in June 2006. I don't know what their market share is up to since 6/06 but predicting 20% for 2007 doesn't sound unreasonable to me.

    2. Re:Apple laptops? by Keyslapper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I'd be surprised if it was only 20%.

      I'm not an OS hound at all, I've used Linux, FreeBSD, Windows (Every version since 3.1 - except '98) and finally, MacOSX. FreeBSD has always been a favorite, and I've always lamented the fact that there weren't more paying jobs that focused on the *BSDs.

      I've developed (for my bread and butter) on 5 flavors of Unix (not including Linux or any *BSD), and am currently doing so on Windows.

      Now, that doesn't make me an expert on any one of these platforms, and certainly doesn't make me privy to any special information, but it seems to me that the changes Apple has made in just the last couple years are huge gains. You can now do anything with MacOSX that you could once only do on Windows - and a great many of them are considerably easier with OSX.

      The change to an Intel architecture has opened the way to VM development, which essentially puts Apple ahead of MS in terms of feature availability - while MS has added video and photo management features to Vista that are suspiciously similar to iPhoto and iDVD, they still don't have anything like GarageBand or Sherlock (which, by the way, is an AWESOME app). This is the point where MS will start to lose, unless they stop playing the "Me Too" game, using Apple as their R&D lab and start playing to their strengths. MS is still ahead in the hardware game, though with Apple's shift to Intel, this is a somewhat slimmer lead. Vista has been labeled a MacOSX wannabe (without the stability) by a number of sources, some of which are typically pro-MS. MS needs to get their own R&D and design teams, and start making their UI more flexible - and stable. Until they start focusing on flexibility, stability, and (more effectively) on security, they'll continue to struggle to stay just one step ahead.

      I think this will be the year the balance starts to tip. I don't know if it will stay tipped, or if it will tip to anything near equivalence, much less anywhere near the level Apple actually deserves for all their hard work and creative innovation, but it will tip.

      And BTW, I've been waiting for the new year myself to upgrade to a Macbook Pro, simply for the "extras" that Apple does so much better, and the VMs, which will finally let me have the OS of my choice on a laptop. Of course, storage for all these VMs will now become something of a hassle (WinXP, Vista, Ubuntu, Knoppix, FreeBSD, etc.) ...

      Before anyone suggests you can still get those OSes on a VM in Windows, keep in mind, you can't get MacOSX on a VM in Windows yet. Even so, I happen to like the look and feel of the Apple notebooks better than pretty much anything I've seen from Dell, Gateway, or any of the other big PC makers.

    3. Re:Apple laptops? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I prefer the MacBook (Pro) w/ windows combination, especially if you do any dev at all that also runs on Unix. Can't count the number of times that capitalization has caused issues when transferring to a real OS. (That's right, Windows still sucks eggs in that dept.) With OSX and Parallels, you now get a real OS, and can run those few pesky windows apps seamlessly, at least until MS tries to break them again.

      And why wouldn't you get a Mac? Price? For similarly robust computers, Macs are now very competitively priced. And the packaged software is pretty darn nice too, and is much more feature rich than the MS set, although not good enough to not require an additional software purchase for the serious user. (e.g., iPhoto is nice, until you get into RAW editing, or thousands of pictures. iMovie is nice, but for full menu creation, you'll need something better)

      I'm looking forward to my Macbook Pro, it'll be on order within the week. The Macbook is nice, but I miss the backlit keys.

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    4. Re:Apple laptops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Less than 5% of computers on the internet are Macs (Check most website user-agent stats). For 20% of 50% of all computers sold to be Macs (ie: 10%) you'd need to double that statistic, fast. I highly doubt any company can do that sort of thing. Hell, even Pepsi couldn't do it when New Coke came out. Would be interesting to see it happen, it'd definitely make for something that would be discussed in Marketing and Economics classes for a long time (hell, probably forever).

  9. Rats. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny


    Still no flying cars.

    Damnit...

    I was promised flying cars...

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  10. interesting, not necessarily agreed... by jimstapleton · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Year o' the Laptop Half of all new computers sold in 2007 will be laptops and 20 percent of those will be Apple's MacBooks.
    With the popularity of notebooks, I can see this, except for the 20% by Apple, I doubt they'll surpass 10-15% at best.
    Print to Web A major newspaper gives up printing on paper to publish exclusively online.
    Not sure that this'll happen, unless you want to stretch the definition of "a major newpaper".
    HD-DVD Wins HD-DVD is the clear winner over Blu-ray in the DVD format wars. Oh yeah, and the PS3 is a bust.
    The latter was more-or-less already true before 2007 started. The former... It's too early to tell, never underestimate the power of marketing dweebs at selling crap.
    Implantable Contact Lenses Synthetic corneas will be approved by the Food and Drug Administration, allowing the shortsighted to have artificial contact lenses transplanted right into their eyes. No more popping out!
    Not really a surprise or news. I thought it had already been done, but I guess I could be wrong. Not like it'd be the first time.
    No More Dads Artificial gametes made from female eggs are sold over the internet, making fathers biologically irrelevant.
    Still 5+ years off. Also it's not really an online type thing until they get a USB medicomaitc or something like that. It's still going to require the wom(an|en) in question to go to a lab and/or doctors office.
    PaedoSpace Sex offenders start their own social networking service. It's popular on Capitol Hill.
    That's hardly insightful or news. Already done, it's called congress.
    DNA Database for Athletes To stamp out doping, the Olympic Committee orders all athletes to submit DNA samples to a global database, which matches blood found in doping forensics to cheats. Forensics include needles, tubes, bags of blood and skin cells on stacks of 100-euro notes seized at doping clinics.
    Got bridge? Want one? This won't happen.
    Online Sitcom Picked Up by Network Encouraged by the news, the internet becomes home to 5,000 clones of Friends, shot by friends using their friends but unwatched even by their friends.
    Wired, meet youtube, youtube meet wired.
    MySpace Spaces Out MySpace splinters as teens head for niche sites. New services that control profiles across multiple social networking sites begin to take off.
    Possible, but I doubt it. Most people are too lazy to move.
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    1. Re:interesting, not necessarily agreed... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem is, that's going to plateau. At some point they'll reach that point where to gain any inroads they have to start replacing all the corporate Dells, Compaqs and IBMs - then their growth will slow dramatically, "rightly" or "wrongly".

  11. What is so great about IM? by Buskaatt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a luddite I admit, but what makes IM so great?

    There's no way to archive the messages is there?

    Is there a way to catalog the information into a searchable index?

    How can you "forward" an im to another person or group of people? Can you thread the information into a cohesive timeline?

    I definitely have uses for irc (which is kinda like im I guess) but if it were my sole means of electronic communication I wouldn't get anything done. What am I missing?

    1. Re:What is so great about IM? by thebdj · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm a luddite I admit, but what makes IM so great?
      Instant gratification? Even e-mail is not as instantaneous as IMs are. Far less spam. Granted IM is getting spammed, but not at the rate that e-mail is.

      There's no way to archive the messages is there?
      GAIM

      Is there a way to catalog the information into a searchable index?
      See my previous answer. If you log, you can search those logs using GAIM. Not real hard. Tons of other programs offer this option as well.

      How can you "forward" an im to another person or group of people? Can you thread the information into a cohesive timeline?
      Logs have timestamps. Marvelous little thing that tells you the date and time a message was sent. Forwarding messages might be possible. Worst case you copy and paste. Most chat systems also offer chat room options. AOL IM offers you the ability to create a room and invite the people you want to it. This can be accomplished and logged with the above.

      I definitely have uses for irc (which is kinda like im I guess) but if it were my sole means of electronic communication I wouldn't get anything done. What am I missing?
      Obviously a lot. IM is coming into increasing usage. We have a Jabber server at work for all internal communications, it is used more than the e-mail system or the phones are. I actually have to get up from my desk once a day just to make sure that people are really in this place. I do not know how big it will be with inter-office communications, especially considering a lot of companies headed by older execs still don't use e-mail well. (Trust me, plenty of offices are still sending TONS of paper memos.)

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    2. Re:What is so great about IM? by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Funny

      How can you "forward" an im to another person or group of people?

      I use bash.org for that.

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  12. Re:Lottery by Technician · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I'm goin' win the big lottery!

    I already did. I have several e-mails to prove it. Someday I'm going to have to call and ask when they are sending the money.

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  13. Only IM at work -- NOT by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spam Doubles: No-brainer -- but no one cares because we're all using IM, especially at work.

    Sorry, wrong, *buzzz*. Email will continue to be the corporate IT bedrock it's been for the last decade. While IM is great for those young folks with a short attention spam pushing around uber-important stuff like "OMG?!?!? He dumped her? Shes gonna like be sooooo drunk tonite!" -- and I'll admit it even has a place augmenting email in certain areas of the enterprise -- corporate america already has billions in infrastructure built around this more persistant method of communication. I for one have noticed that if I leave "on" an IM client at work I get pestered to the point where I just end up keeping it off, and eventually unstall it.

  14. Marketing by hypermanng · · Score: 4, Informative

    They were trying to establish a viable colony and needed to attract more colonists. "Hostile Frigid Waste" wasn't working, so Greenland it was.

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    1. Re:Marketing by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe North Dakota should hire the same marketing firm. They just keep getting stuck on Dakota, but it's going to take a lot more than that to convice people that it's not damned cold.

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  15. Re:Just like it was by kansas1051 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    back in the Viking times... why else do you think they called it Greenland then???

    The Vikings (Erik the Red) called it Greenland to encourage immigrants to move there. Although some contend "Greenland" comes from a bad translation of Gruntland ("Ground-land"). See Wikipedia.

  16. Congress by RockoTDF · · Score: 3, Funny

    I highly doubt with a democratic congress in charge things are going to be getting any worse for us in the areas of privacy and the government any time soon.

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  17. GOOG up to $1000? by Pendersempai · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do they really believe their Google stock prediction? The market thinks it's pretty unlikely. If you agree with Wired, put your money where your mouth is. Here's the link to GOOG call options with a $750 strike price, a 1/18/08 expiration, and a price of only around $5.60:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/op?s=GOOG&m=2008-01

    Stock options are contracts you buy that let you purchase a share of the stock at the strike price on the expiration date. In practice, this means that you are making a bet that the stock will pass the strike price by the expiration date; if you are correct, you win the difference.

    So if Wired's prediction comes true, you'd earn $250 ($1000-750) for every $5.60 you spend on the option -- a 4364% return on investment. Not bad for a year's investment.