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Ionic Winds Chilling Your Computer

Iddo Genuth writes to mention The Future of Things online magazine is reporting that Kronos Advanced Technologies in cooperation with Intel and the University of Washington claims to have developed a new type of ultra-thin, silent cooling technology for processors. The piece covers many of the cooling technologies currently available, how their new corona discharge cooler works, and a short interview with several of the key team members.

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  1. double entendre by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kronos Advanced Technologies in cooperation with Intel and the University of Washington claims to have developed a new type of ultra-thin, silent cooling technology for processors. The piece covers many of the cooling technologies currently available, how their new corona discharge cooler works

    Now that's what I call vaporware.

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  2. That's a team I want to be on by udderly · · Score: 4, Funny

    The piece covers many of the cooling technologies currently available, how their new corona discharge cooler works, and a short interview with several of the key team members.

    I sure hope that they remember to remove the lime first.

  3. ...Attracts the incoming air like a magnet! by theproff · · Score: 2, Funny

    So it's basically an Ionic Breeze for your computer?

  4. Re:Another numberless article by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 3, Funny

    An article like this without any specifics is hardly Slashdot material.

    Can you specify what makes an article 'Slashdot material?'

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  5. Re:Another numberless article by LordPhantom · · Score: 4, Funny

    In general, it has to have been posted on Slashdot previously.

  6. Re:Another numberless article by jazir1979 · · Score: 4, Funny


    but then...how would anything ever...? *head explodes*

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  7. IAVRT signed a contract by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those coolers will be used in the upcoming Neuronet Ethernet cards to be released later this year. Stay tuned.

  8. Re:Another numberless article by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new headless overlords.

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  9. Vapourware or b33rware? by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny

    A corona discharge cooler sounds more like something designed to keep beer cold instead. Either that or regulating body temperature by drinking a lot of Mexican beer and urinating.