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YouTube Blocked in Brazil

keeboo writes "The popular video sharing site YouTube is now blocked in Brazil due to a local court decision last Thursday. The site was ordered to block the uploaded sex videos of Brazilian media starlet Daniela Cicarelli and, although it complied, many users kept re-uploading it to the site. After the failure of YouTube to keep the video off of the site, the domain was blocked nationwide at a DNS level. Predictably, many Brazilians are annoyed and I've started to receive even SPAMs protesting on this blocking. From the article: 'The case now goes automatically to a three-member panel of judges who will decide whether to make the order permanent and whether to fine YouTube as much as US$119,000 (euro91,000) for each day the video was viewable, said Rubens Decousseau Tilkian.'"

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  1. Of course! by Jason+Straight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course they are all angry it's blocked! They want to see the damn video!

    1. Re:Of course! by cpscotti · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just to add a internal opnion... In my case youtube IS blocked and is not at a DNS level It is blocked far below... using http://208.65.153.253/ wont work... Just proxys would help... Its been a long time I am shamed of this country.. its a huge joke... Talking about it.. trying to find solutions.. forget it!! Just laugh at it.. This country is proof that, in "dumb" nations, democracy sucks! The people are so badly educated that their votes are manipulated too easily! Hence.. there is no solution to this "joke"

  2. Work around? by swimin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it was really on blocked at the DNS level, wouldn't running your own DNS server work? If youtube IP blocks were blocked, then obviously something more complicated would be needed. What about a proxy?

    1. Re:Work around? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.opendns.com/

      Silly politicians, thinking they can block by hostname and keep the server inaccessable...

      Only effective way to do it is by IP, and then you have to be sure to watch for IP changes.

    2. Re:Work around? by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      After all, the Intarnet was designed to route pr0n around a nuclear war--it has special tubes for that!

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    3. Re:Work around? by andreum · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, it was not a DNS block. Brasil Telecom (serving south, center-west and part of the north) blocked it, probably using route or packet filters against youtube IP addresses.

      There was a judge that ordered the video down and the remedy was decided by a justice from a state supreme court. Only it seems that the justice thought that he was ordering only the video down, because it seems he was told that carriers would just have to implement filters, which they are capable of doing (they are). According to an interview he gave, he thinks that those filters would only block that video.

      I wrote about that in my crappy vox blog here.

    4. Re:Work around? by odasnac · · Score: 3, Informative

      at the moment, getting to the site is irrelevant; it seems youtube doesn't want to search on 'cicarelli': http://youtube.com/results?search_query=cicarelli& search=Search

      uh, i was checking for research purposes.

    5. Re:Work around? by missy_diamond · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, it doesn't seem to be blocked. I'm in Brazil and I'm seeing videos on YouTube right now.

    6. Re:Work around? by Osty · · Score: 5, Funny

      After all, the Intarnet was designed to route pr0n around a nuclear war--it has special tubes for that!

      Fallopian tubes?

    7. Re:Work around? by kennygraham · · Score: 5, Funny

      After all, the Intarnet was designed to route pr0n around a nuclear war--it has special tubes for that!

      Fallopian tubes?

      only people on slashdot need a wikipedia link to know what fallopian tubes are. after all, they're somewhat related to sex.
    8. Re:Work around? by hclyff · · Score: 3, Informative
      only people on slashdot need a wikipedia link to know what fallopian tubes are
      Them as well as 90% percent of men.
    9. Re:Work around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm using BrT and is blocked since yesterday.

    10. Re:Work around? by Xymor · · Score: 3, Informative

      I just did a quick survey with my friends, and all users from Virtua, Velox and Speedy, that is, most of the ISPs in Brazil are not blocking youtube.
      I recently discovered that BrTurbo blocks, besides youtube now, nasa.gov and perform traffic shaping. They should have used the court decision as an excuse to stop users from using one of the biggest bandwidth consuming sites.

    11. Re:Work around? by turgid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I pity those without a Scottish education. We learned about such things in our final year of primary school (age 11). And what's more, our elderly, sour-faced, authoritarian, right-wing puritanical female teacher managed not to rant too much about it being "not nice."

      What is it with Western Protestant culture? Natural bodily functions are considered "bad."

    12. Re:Work around? by turgid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I've been living in England for 10 years, and from what I can see, the public education system here is atrocious, especially where social topics are concerned, and from what I hear of America, what they call "education" there you could probably get from children's TV and Marvel comics.

      Mainland Europe seems to be a bit better.

      We still let our superstitions rule, though. Parents are allowed to excuse their children from certain lessons because of their "beliefs." The UK has the worst teen pregnancy problem in Europe. We still have faith schools. We bring our children up in scientific illiteracy, religious bigotry, superstition, unable to read, write and do simple arithmetic, unable to think critically. For some reason we consider this state of affairs respectable and desirable.

      Could someone please remove the politics from education policy?

      As long as you wear the uniform, pray to god and don't ask to many awkward questions, you're OK.

    13. Re:Work around? by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      British social education of all kinds is primitive, pathetic, a good 300 years behind the times, and frankly stinks. American social education is taught by the Puritans the British kicked out 300 years ago for being primitive, pathetic, 300 years behind the times, and stinky.

      None of this is necessary. The understanding of what makes for good education in both countries excels that of almost any other nation on Earth. The time spent in education in both nations is fantastic. Both have a thorough understanding of the dire consequences of failing - first-hand and in recent times. Both have sufficient surplus cash to invest in bringing the average skills and awareness of their citizens to levels far above the current top 1%, and could do so very easily.

      As far as the video is concerned, the entire mess is caused BY a lack of education. If the Americans (and British) had better social education, then you'd get fewer paparazzi and fewer abuses of privacy. There simply wouldn't be the demand for scandal. The demand only exists because there are enough people too brain-dead to realize they only want the scandal because they've been told to. If the Brazilians had better education, they'd take better care of their privacy, wouldn't resort to stupid and pointless measures, and wouldn't go around obnoxiously pretending to do something useful when all they're really doing is creating far more interest than would otherwise have existed.

      Politicians spend so much money on bribes and control - can't they afford just a little on acquiring a little knowledge? (Yeah, yeah, I know, they're acquiring as little as they can.)

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  3. The inevietable obligatory question. by DragonPup · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Working link? :p

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    1. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bah, it doesn't even have anything explicit (other than a very blurry image of a couple making out in skimpy clothes).

      And almost all of it seems to have taken place at public places (i.e. beaches, parties etc.)

      Isn't there a law (at least in the US) which states that you can't dispute against something that's been videotaped or photographed in a public place?

      I mean, if you are going to do things out in public and a video of it appeared somewhere, is it necessarily wrong?

      If you're that particular, get a damn room. Gee.

    3. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is that all?

      So where's the money shot?

    4. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think the problem revolves around the quickness of the sex. I dunno if it was just editing or if it was realy over that fast but it probably embarassed her and her boy/guy about how quick it was over with.

      I think it was the editing. That or she is missing out on something.

    5. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by oddsends · · Score: 4, Informative

      Keytimes:
      2:26
      4:07

      It was pretty obvious what was going on in the water. (that's probably why they went in the water)

    6. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
      Bah, it doesn't even have anything explicit (other than a very blurry image of a couple making out in skimpy clothes).

      And almost all of it seems to have taken place at public places (i.e. beaches, parties etc.)

      I believe that wearing skimpy clothing to the beach is considered very scandalous in Brazil.

    7. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by kalpaha · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought whoever filmed the first video was a creepy stalker. Well, the new video takes creepiness to a whole new level. What are those things in the movie anyway?

    8. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by Optic7 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those are mosquitos that transmit Dengue Fever, which is a tropical disease. They spoofed it as a PSA against mosquitos. Toward the middle of the clip, once they get in the water, they put up title cards saying "Dengue mosquitos reproduce in the water", "Don't leave any standing water around", etc, etc. Pretty funny. At first I was wondering WTF? But once the title cards came on it all made sense - they run actual PSAs there telling people not to leave standing water in their yards (in plant vases, etc) to control the mosquito population.

    9. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by Buran · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bzzt, link broken, thank you for playing, please try again.

    10. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by kalpaha · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, based on some comments to my post, I was too quick to judge. The video is an educational video! Boy, don't I feel silly now. Just goes to show, never judge a book by it's cover.

    11. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      >I find it strange that the video is considered as a "sex" video.

      You obviously watch too much porn.

      They are having sex. Just because there's no close up of penetration, don't mean it ain't happening. You kids today are spoiled, what with your internets and your bittorrents... back in my day, we used to walk ten miles up the hill backwards in the snow, just to catch a peek at a bra in the Sears catalog, and it would give us stroking material for a week.

  4. For the next time... by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try not make love in front of masses of people on a public beach.

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  5. Not so sure... by srgvie · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not sure about this post.Im accessing youtube right now.

    1. Re:Not so sure... by srgvie · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, I'm in Brazil and I can access youtube normally.

    2. Re:Not so sure... by michelcultivo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm from Brazil and it's working ver fine (my IP is 201.92.3.130).

    3. Re:Not so sure... by keeboo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, I'm in Brazil and I can access youtube normally.

      No problem, no need to worry.
      Please provide me your IP and I'll gladly forward it to the authorities so they can fix that.

    4. Re:Not so sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure! It's 127.0.0.1!

    5. Re:Not so sure... by rednaxel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm in Brazil too, it works fine. But I'm making another backup of the video, just in case.

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  6. Re:Funny by Jason+Straight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why not? Look at the example we set when we allow charges to be pressed in NY against Russian companies, RIAA vs AllofMP3.

  7. It is not blocked! by jorlando · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is a problem with people accessing through Brasil Telecom's network (one of the brazilian telcos). Since their DNS aren't recursive I couldn't check if this a DNS problem or a network problem.

  8. Re:Funny by 42Penguins · · Score: 4, Informative

    I find it damn funny that a foreign country seems to think that it has power over a US company. I find it damn funny that a US company seems to think it has power over a foreign country.Examples: Take your pick from EA, Microsoft, **AA, and any of the other US entities that have tried suing The Pirate Bay.
  9. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People are so weird. While I am aware of the social and economic problems that sexual promiscuity can cause (disease, unwanted pregnancy, etc.), the fact remains that most of the living creatures on the planet have sex, including most humans. We are built for it and driven to it. It's just a simple fact of life. I really honestly don't understand why we think it is so horrible to capture it on film. If you don't like watching, then don't watch.

    If the video was filmed without her (and his) consent, then I will say too bad. If you are in public, people can see you. If you don't want to be filmed, get a room.

  10. Only 119,000 a day? by canyon289 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In international news, The Brazilian goverment has just recieved 10 shares of Google.

  11. Intranet Brazil by michelcultivo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And the project "Intranet Brazil" starts.

  12. Re:If the internet works as advertised by jrockway · · Score: 3, Informative

    www.youtube.com has address 208.65.153.251
    www.youtube.com has address 208.65.153.253
    www.youtube.com has address 208.65.153.241
    www.youtube.com has address 208.65.153.242
    www.youtube.com has address 208.65.153.245

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  13. Not really power by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you look at all the crap that the french and other countries have done, is not so much to really block them, but to fine them. They are all looking to hit the deep pockets of Google.
      All in all, I seriously doubt that even one judge thinks that Google has done wrong on any of these cases.

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  14. Publicity stunt? by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Brazilian media starlet Daniela Cicarelli

    If she's merely a starlet, isn't it probable that this is all just a publicity stunt to help thrust herself into full-blown stardom?

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  15. As a brazillian (luckily ouside the country) by cadu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't stop reiterating how the brazillian government and laws work in such a way they're always focused
    on proving that law works (specially if it involves a personality or something that could have a world impact, like a sex video of
    a famous brazillian star (that everyone has already viewed anyway)) while the semi-analphabet President keeps getting re-elected,
    while the parliament keeps voting (under winning majority, of course) their own promotions and their own extended vacations, while people are struggling to get jobs or grounded at their homes while criminals lurk freely in the city at anytime....

    "Brasil", *please* change for the good of your people, everytime you guys go investigate the flamed nail of a governor's wife a person dies or gets murdered

    thank you for showing again that our country (even with loads of raw materials, opportunity from external companies, massive workforce) is still not ready for raising the bar. thank you :(

    1. Re:As a brazillian (luckily ouside the country) by keeboo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the real problem is that the court decided that it wasn't right to display that video, which was recorded in a public place.
      I mean, c'mon, it's not like someone broke into her house to record some private sex.

      The following actions were technically correct, but were made over a bad decision.

  16. Re:Funny by Quzak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Exactly, the door swings both ways. Parties in CountryA shouldnt beable to sue Parties in CountryB. Since we are not in a One World Government, it would only cause diplomatic problems and anamosity for all parties involved both directly and indirectly.

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  17. An exercise in herding cats by NorbrookC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is an apt metaphor for this. My goodness, a well-known (sort of) "celebrity" gets videotaped having sex and somehow the video makes itself public! Shocked, shocked I am, that this would happen! You'd think that with so many of these incidents in the past that they might become just a bit cautious. Really, how hard is it to follow the simple ideas of:

    a) Don't videotape yourself having sex.

    b) If you do, invest in a safe. A very good one.

    c) Don't have sex in public. No, really, people have cellphones now to shoot footage of interesting things like that, besides the ever-popular video cameras.

    d) If you break up with someone, and you've taped yourselves having sex, get the tapes before walking out!

    Because once it's out, it's out. Court orders, forcing various sites to remove it just don't work. All it does is add to the publicity. I'd be willing to bet that within a week (if that) you'll see the video all over the binary groups, P2P networks, bittorrent, and various pr0n sites. Blocking one site is simply an attempt to bail out the Titanic with a bucket - nice try, but it won't work.

  18. Re:Funny by DeKO · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some interesting points:

    I'm accessing youtube from Brazil right now. The judge's decision was not clear as to wheter only the video be censored for Brazil, or the whole site be blocked. Cicarelli's lawyer seems to think that the whole site should be blocked from all the 8 backbones that serve internet connectivity to Brazil. Nobody else seems to interpret the judge's decision that way. This issue will be clarified monday.

    Renato Malzoni Filho is from a very rich and influent family (go figure). They are in fact fighting against any common sense, everybody in the media is saying how absurd is to try to block a whole site in the whole country. It could backfire. In fact, it already did; everyone in Brazil is downloading said video from other sources just because it was on the news.

    The video is pretty boring, there are much more hardcore stuffs on brazilian dramas.

  19. Re:If the internet works as advertised by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Informative

    For Windows users, the quick and dirty way to make use of these would be to add one to your C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts file. It's plain text so open it in Notepad or something. There's some documentation included in it. Changes take effect immediately once you save the file.

  20. Is it even possible for YouTube to comply? by Orange+Crush · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They can blacklist her name and all the various permutations that crop up, employ measures similar to the copyright enforcement they're still working on by attempting to automatically recognize the particular video, and on and on. People will still find ways to put it right back. It's going to be an endless cat and mouse game. Can anyone else think of a way to realistically keep the video off YouTube without moderating the whole shooting match?

    The real problem is that their are thousands, if not millions of people whose attention is fixated on this video and they'll keep trying to distribute it. The only way this is going to go away is when people lose interest . . . which isn't going to happen any time soon now that there's constant media coverage because she was foolish enough to file suit. Daniela's best bet is to get over herself and take advantage of the fact she's now a world-wide household name. Paris Hilton wasn't nearly as famous until her sex tapes and look at how much she's been raking in ever since. Welcome to celebrity, Daniela--your privacy is now forfeit.

    1. Re:Is it even possible for YouTube to comply? by servognome · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Welcome to celebrity, Daniela--your privacy is now forfeit.
      Welcome to the 21st century -- everybody's privacy is now forfeit.
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    2. Re:Is it even possible for YouTube to comply? by bky1701 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Welcome to celebrity, Daniela--your privacy is now forfeit.
      Could have been worse, it could have been flying penises on second life.
  21. Re:If the internet works as advertised by Mr2001 · · Score: 4, Informative

    4.2.2.2 is a good, easy-to-remember DNS server.

    Non-authoritative answer:
    Name: www.youtube.com
    Addresses: 208.65.153.245, 208.65.153.251, 208.65.153.253, 208.65.153.241
                        208.65.153.242

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  22. Re:If the internet works as advertised by aka.Daniel'Z · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thats what I did, but it didn't work, as you can see in my other post (sibling to yours). I can't even ping or telnet (port 80) to one of the IPs. Seems the traffic is blocked.

  23. Of course we're angry by T'r'i'g'g'e'r'H'a'p' · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here in Brasil we've got the crappiest Tv on the face of earth. For example there is a Mexican show called "Chaves" that is on air for more then a decade. And one of the latest most watched TV shows is Woody Woodpecker. This video is on the net for months and nothing was done. Maybe it is the tv channels trying to ban all the alternatives. And by the way, I can still watch YouTube.

  24. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  25. Re:Funny by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Considering Google has offices in brazil, I doubt the requests were even imposed across country boundries. The demand was probbly placed on the brazilian offices and let go at that. In that case, google (youtube) would be just as bound anywere it had offices because the brazil entity would/could be screwed.

  26. Brazilian Media says the blacklist is not true by origamy · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to the Brazilian media, the local courts have only asked Youtube to remove the video. There is no DNS blacklist or anything like that.

    Read yourself (in Portuguese) at Folha de Sao Paulo or, use Google Translator to translate it.

    "The version of that all the YouTube would have of being removed of air arrived to be propagated by some Brazilian sites and international agencies in the thursday, but it was contradicted by the Court of Justice. Justice only determined that the YouTube hinders the propagation it video with Daniela Cicarelli."

  27. What's more frightening by gerf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is that they so easily did this. There had to have been someone, somewhere, or something with a plan already in place to block specific Internet traffic from Brazil. It's not China fer Chrissakes!

  28. So... by Runefox · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why not just use Google Translate to "translate" Youtube?

    Quite simple, really. Not sure if Youtube's videos will work (which would make it a useless workaround), but translating from (for example) Chinese Simplified to English will usually ensure you get non-altered text (it being a different character set the engine's looking for and all. You could also technically use one of the following IP's if it's just blocked at the domain level (Youtube's linking seems to be all relative):

    208.65.153.242
    208.65.153.245
    208.65.153.251
    208.65.153.253
    208.65.153.241

    And then there's the obligatory mention of Tor.

    Yes, I also realize that my first method is cruelly aligned to anglophones.

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  29. its not blocked by aod7br · · Score: 2, Informative

    YouTube Its not blocked (just checked again) and this whole thread is a waste of time.
    Cicarelli lawyers said bullshit as it would block google in Brazil, of course court order dimissed it and just asked google to comply.

  30. Re:Funny by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, give it a rest. If The Pirate Bay (or any company) does business with Americans in America, then they may be prosecuted in America for any laws they break. They may also be prosecuted in Russia for any Russian laws they break. It's not as if America or any other country tried to enforce their own laws in foreign courts.

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  31. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. (WHY?) by wolrahnaes · · Score: 3, Funny

    im guessing because Brazil already has a bad reputation for pornography. A media starlet whos supposed to be representative of it only encourages brazilian women to continue their slutty ways which also gives off a bad perception to the outside world. Wait....slutty women cause a BAD perception? I don't follow...
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  32. Re:Is this really You-tubes fault by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spelling might be a solution.

  33. Re:Funny by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's not as if America or any other country tried to enforce their own laws in foreign courts.
    But America does have a new and interesting habit of kidnapping people they don't like and imprisoning them without trial or due process (gitmo, cia prisons in europe) or exporting them to "allies" (maher arar, syria) who's definitions of torture are even more wishy-washy than GWB's. The slippery slope is back... but it leads to fascism.
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  34. What, this video? by SaDan · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:What, this video? by Xymor · · Score: 3, Funny

      What have we become my friends. The day is here where the law punishes a site for having porn, and the internets as we know it dies...

      I hope our children will forgive us, for leaving them a porn-less internets.

    2. Re:What, this video? by scottv67 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, they will have to block Google too.

      No one (except Chuck Norris) can block teh Google!

    3. Re:What, this video? by tiago.vieira · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a brazilian I can say that is bullshit. If you go to Brazil and try any party at Rio you will see all these famous person doing worst things. This is just because Miss Cicarelli was famous (And she was famous just because she had married with Ronaldo, the football player). I don't know why an woman go to the beach with her boyfriend and makes sex in front of everybody and now nobody can see that. Stupid ! And a technology so much useful like YouTube need to be banned to people that there is nothing with this f*** joke. Stupid brazilian government, stupid culture. They have been stolen money in front of all brazilian face and now they are cutting technology resource just because this stupid "crazy frog". She is ugly a look likes the crazy frog! Pay attention in it! For me is just a way to apply what the government always want to do: Controled News.
      It will be a long time to me decide to go back to Brazil... long long time...

  35. Re:Funny by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The windfall comes for companies that see their stock go up because they stand to win the lawsuit, even though they won't ever get the payoff. That's the fault of stupid investors. The lawyers aren't tricking organizations such as the RIAA into sueing, the RIAA member corps. are bragging about the potential gains from the lawsuits in their prospecti, boasting about how much their IP is worth, and the real trickery is happening in the stock market.

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  36. Why, what, where, who, when by synthespian · · Score: 5, Informative

    You see, the thing is Brazil has an extremely convoluted legal jungle. It inherited this Portuguese culture of a love for all things legally convoluted and impenetrable. When Portugal colonized Brazil, for quite sometime the ruling elite was made of pretty much a bunch of aristocratic good-for-nothing lawyers/slackers that graduated from Coimbra University, in Portugal. The basic characteristic of such people were a basic lack of common sense as well as a despise for work. Instead of working, they made laws. And more laws. I mean, Portugal is notorious for having discovered America and then having ended up owing a huge amount of money to the Brits, as foreign debt, losing all the gold they had amassed, right? From that point on, they were basically a fishing village (until they joined the E.U.)

    In Brazil, there have been over 3,510,804 norms and regulations published in the last 18 years alone. This averages 534 per day or 783 per work day (source,in Portuguese, here) (If you read Spanish, you read Portugese). Any corporation in Brazil is bound to have a gigantic body of lawyers. The whole system is about to collapse, but there's no sign of a legal reform. There are too many laws, and too many stupid decisions. Until recently, it was possible to maneuver in legal waters to a point that even trivial matters went to the Supreme Court. By trivial, I mean a dog biting the neighbour. Can you even imagine that in the U.S of A.? Also, judges here have too much power, it would seem. Even when they are complete and utter imbecils, as seems to be the case. Were I on a Brazilian blog, BTW, I would not dare say I thought the judge was an imbecil, though.

    Also, there is such a thing in the civil code as "the right to one's own image." This means that you have the right to control the use of your image. However, it would seem that fucking in a public beach, when you are a celebrity of sorts would preclude to right to pledge the right to such right. Am I being clear? I mean, there have been all sorts of pornographic interpretation of individual rights. I recently witnessed a complete douchebag seriously threaten with a lawsuit a list moderator. The guy had been expelled because of bad behaviour, but he went on to take legal action on the ground his "right to expression" was being denied. I bet he's got a 50-50 chance of pulling it off, too. All sorts of weird shit like this in Brazil. Another fun one was a judge ruling spam was ok, because it didn't "waste any material resources" (that was circa 1996, though). Oh, yeah, and the Brazilian Constitution does not grant you the right to express yourslef anonymously. Huh.

    There have been cases, for instance, of cartoonists being sued because of portraying politicians in what was judged to be "excessive" ridicule. Now, either that is the job of a cartoonist that specializes in political satire or I just really should be just as well living in Iran, Cuba or China. All this means is that Brazil, sadly, has little garantees of real freedom of expression. Just about every newspaper has to waste a huge amount of money and time in courts. I wouldn't say it would be wise to have a blog and express one's opinion as openly as people do in the United States, in Brazil. Chances are, they'll sue your pants off. Unless you are working in a big media outlet, you're dead meat. In a more shameful example, when NYT reporter Larry Rother suggested in an article that Brazil's president had a penchant for heavy drinking, the president and his acolytes considered actually banning Mr. Rother form the country. They went bananas.

    We will live yet to see the day when Google gets blocked in Brazil, because they refused to remove a link to press material judged "offensive" to corrupt politicos. You'll see... There'll come a time I'll probably ask for political exile somewhere. When they ask me why, I'll answer: "Because living in Brazil fucks too much with my head and I'll become a mental case, sooner or later."

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    1. Re:Why, what, where, who, when by cuby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see that you don't like to live/born in Brazil. That's your problem, but... Portuguese legal system is based in civil law, and inspired in the French and mainly in the German law systems. In Portugal, the problem isn't bad laws, it's bad enforcement. If after 200 years of independence your problems still exist because of Portugal... That's a very bad sign.

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  37. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. (WHY?) by bestiarosa · · Score: 3, Funny

    encourages brazilian women to continue their slutty ways In fact, my Brazilian 89-year-old grandmother still likes to act in pr0n movies. Besides, it is widely known /all/ Brazilian women are sluts.

    One should think before posting.
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  38. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. (WHY?) by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When women do it they're called sluts when men do it they're called heroes. I doubt you're any exception, so well done for propagating this stigma against women.

  39. Right. Brazil's problems are Portugal's fault. by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You see, the thing is Brazil has an extremely convoluted legal jungle. It inherited this Portuguese culture of a love for all things legally convoluted and impenetrable. When Portugal colonized Brazil, for quite sometime the ruling elite was made of pretty much a bunch of aristocratic good-for-nothing lawyers/slackers that graduated from Coimbra University, in Portugal. The basic characteristic of such people were a basic lack of common sense as well as a despise for work. Instead of working, they made laws. And more laws. I mean, Portugal is notorious for having discovered America and then having ended up owing a huge amount of money to the Brits, as foreign debt, losing all the gold they had amassed, right? From that point on, they were basically a fishing village (until they joined the E.U.)

    You are trying to blame Portugal and the Portuguese culture for Brasil's underachievements and flaws, which is a bit silly and ignorant, to say the least. For example, you claim that Brazil's legal system is "extremely convoluted" due to being inherited from the Portuguese legal system. Yet, you fail to mention that Brazil is an independent nation since 1822, that the country adopted a government and legal system from states like Great Britain and the Austrian empire and since then it already lived through three revolutions, which once more changed the country's government and legal system. If that wasn't enough, when Brazil gain it's independence it was little more than a few colonies in the coast and only after that did the colonization of the region got up on it's feet and it was only since then that the country started forming. Counting with the help of 5 million immigrants from places like Japan, European and even from arab countries. Didn't they contributed to Brazil's current situation? Of course they do and obviously more than some portuguese colonist from the 17th and 18th century.

    So, in the end what you are trying to do is dump Brazil's problems and underachievements onto a whole different nation which didn't took any part on Brazil's formation and growth and only shared a common origin. Moreover, you are trying to blame a whole different nation for Brazil's problems even though it was Brazil who opted to create the mess it's in and after it's fair share of fresh starts. When will Brazil assume the responsibility for it's own state?

    If that wasn't enough, some brazilians have the habit of blaming Portugal for Brazil's problems even though Portugal doesn't suffer from any of them. For example, one frequent accusation is that Brazil's crime problem is due to Portugal. Yet, Portugal is one of the safest countries in the EU. Another is that Brazil's rampant corruption is due to Portugal. Yet, Portugal is one of the world's least corrupt countries (TI ranks Portugal at 26) while not only Brazil lags behind but it is also getting worse every year (TI ranks Brazil at 70, tied with Ghana and Senegal).

    Another thing which I find pathetic is that there are brazilians who blame Portugal for Brazil's shortcomings with a blink of an eye and yet they don't seem to remember Portugal's alleged overbearing influence when they talk about Brazil's success stories. When is Portugal quoted on Brazil's space program or even in Curitiba's urban planning and transportation system example to the world? Heck, even Brazil's success in sports like football. Those are prime examples of Brazil's excellence. Where is Portugal's influence there?

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  40. Re:Unjustified slippery slope is weak. by Fungii · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe he disagrees with your government "torturing terrorist suspects".

    You should too.

  41. in other news... by fmobus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Brazilian IT industry show a growth of 20% in production, as its main source of procrastination is put offline by court order.