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SCO Bankruptcy "Imminent, Inevitable"

mattaw writes "From analysis by Groklaw it seems that SCO may owe Novell nearly all the SCOSource licensing fees, and has been hiding the fact for 3 years. Imminent. Inevitable. Bankruptcy. Those are the words from Novell's lawyers. Perhaps the IBM/SCO case could close earlier than planned? Perhaps we can finally be rid of this specter once and for all?"

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  1. where's the bleedin iPhone story already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    slashdot is so behind the times. :(

  2. Re:IANAL.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    if (allegations ==true) { SCO = screwed; }

  3. Re:I doubt it by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 4, Funny
    Actually, someone could come in and purchase SCO with the intentions of keeping the lawsuit alive.
    Bill? What are you doing? He was only joking, honestly, don't do it!
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  4. Re:Can they drop the suit? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe SCO should sell bonds against the anticipated damages IBM will be paying once SCO wins the lawsuit... Ha ha ha ha.

  5. Really... by Y-Crate · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Santa Cruz Operation" always sounded more like the name for a wise-guy scam than something you would name your company.

  6. egregious punctuation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    These. Are. Not. Sentences.

  7. Re:I doubt it by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    IBM should buy SCO and dismantle them just for spite How do you dismantle a company that consists of a box at Mailboxes, etc., some attorney's on retainer, Darl, and two hookers in a motel room?
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  8. Typo by lbmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Perhaps we can finally be rid of this specter once and for all?"

    Shouldn't it be "sphincter"?

  9. Re:I doubt it by AlanS2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Better yet IBM could buy SCO and then release SVRX under the GPLv2.

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  10. Re:Opportunity for Novell by Albanach · · Score: 4, Funny
    introduce existing SCO customers to SuSE!
    Both of them?
  11. In a word: Chainsaws by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 5, Funny

    (EOM)

  12. They're Hiring! by zesty42 · · Score: 2, Funny
    You can check it out here.

    Please have a look at their services too... looks fantastic.

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  13. Correction by Zenaku · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think. Therefore, I am not a stock broker.

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  14. Someone needs to take these guys out by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe we could hold a fund raiser and hire Hans Reiser.

  15. Re:Overlords by Fordiman · · Score: 2, Funny

    But would it run Linux?

    Doesn't matter. itsatrap. or fud. or notfud. or whatever.

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  16. Re:Opportunity for Novell by bhiestand · · Score: 2, Funny

    introduce existing SCO customers to SuSE!

    Both of them? Brooks/Eckered Pharmacies and McDonalds both run SCO UnixWare systems ... both as central store processing servers/interfaces I know this is nitpicking, but it might have sounded better if you had mentioned a third customer to refute the argument...
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