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Download Only Song to Crack the Top 40

nagora writes "The BBC is reporting that next week's UK music chart may have the first sign of the end of the recording industry as we know it. From this week (7th Jan, 2006), all downloaded music sales are counted in the official UK chart, not just tracks which have had a physical media release. Now, an unsigned band called Koopa is poised to enter the top 40 without any old-world recording, distribution, or production deals. Band member Joe Murphy says "If someone comes along and gives us an offer, we'll talk to them." before continuing on to add the words the recording industry has been having nightmares about since the introduction of the mp3 format: "If we can get enough exposure and get in the top 40 by the end of the week, do we necessarily need a large label? Probably nowadays, no you don't." Is this finally the crack in the dam we've all been waiting for to wash away the entrenched monopolies of 20th century music production? Or just a sell-out waiting to happen?"

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  1. MAFIAA by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we can get enough exposure and get in the top 40 by the end of the week, do we necessarily need a large label? Probably nowadays, no you don't.

    I'm sure some burly men in suits from the RIAA would have something to say about that. You wouldn't want anyone to get hurt, would you?

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  2. The answer by PurifyYourMind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this finally the crack in the dam we've all been waiting for to wash away the entrenched monopolies of 20th century music production? Or just a sell-out waiting to happen?

    Yes.

    1. Re:The answer by Frogbert · · Score: 5, Funny

      Before you mod this guy down note that he isn't being a tool. He is just parsing the GP's comment using boolean logic, and is therefore correct.

  3. Grammar police by Shippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The header should be 'Download-Only Song to Crack the Top 40'. When I first read it, I thought it was a request to download the only song ever to get into the Top 40. Which doesn't make sense for several reasons. :)

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  4. In Polish, the band name means... by BeneathTheVeil · · Score: 4, Funny

    poop.

    Having sampled some of the music, I must applaud them on truth in advertising.

  5. Hang on a sec... by Xaroth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Download Only Song to Crack the Top 40

    It can't be the only song to crack the top 40 - there had to have been 39 others there already! And besides, you didn't give a link to the song, so how can I download it?

    Er, no wait. That's not right at all. I'll tell you what - I'll just grab a spare hyphen from my giant bag of them here, and you're free to use it wherever you like in the headline that makes it mean what you intended.

  6. Labels are sooooo last-millenium by inviolet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly, this is not a good millenium to be a business whose profit model consists of controlling access to information channels.

    First they came for the travel agents, but I did not speak up because I am not a travel agent.
    Then they came for the stockbrokers, but I did not speak up because I am not a stockbroker.
    Then they came for the newspapers, but I did not speak up because I am not a newspaperman.
    Then they came for the record labels, and there was great rejoicing.

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  7. what I would do by ILuvRamen · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it got to the top 40, if I was them, I would totally make a recording company meet to talk over dinner at a fancy restaurant and pretend to be interested then say I'll be right back then get up and moon them and run out on the bill. I think their popularity would drop simply by selling out so they're right, they don't need some big, greedy, money whores breathing down their necks telling them what to do and where to go and all that BS.

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  8. Re: Download Only Song to Crack the Top 40 by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Is this finally the crack in the dam we've all been waiting for to wash away the entrenched monopolies of 20th century music production? Or just a sell-out waiting to happen?" No pressure.

  9. Re:Don't stop at just the labels... by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

    for a musician, not living in van is considered respectable.

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  10. Re:Don't stop at just the labels... by repvik · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you kidding? Business? You are aware that musicians create art? They don't do this "business" thing. Create the art, and the money should appear. If not, it's the pirates fault.

  11. Koopa is fine by me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just hope that the group's name won't be changed to Bowser when the song is officially released in America.