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Exploding Robots May Scout Hazardous Asteroids

An anonymous reader writes to mention NewScientist is reporting that a small force of robots designed to explode could help reveal an asteroid's inner structure. This could in turn allow scientists a better understanding of how to divert a rogue asteroid on a collision course with Earth. From the article: "The main spacecraft would stay a few dozen kilometers away, perhaps nudging the probes towards the asteroid using springs. Once on the surface, the protective spherical shell of each probe would open to allow the probe to scan the surface nearby. To reduce complexity and costs, the probes lack solar panels and run on battery power, limiting their lifetime to a few days. But each probe could still cover a lot of ground in that time, as they could be fitted with small thrusters to let them hop across the surface. Eventually the probes could detonate onboard explosives, sacrificing themselves for science one by one. Probes that had not yet detonated would listen for any seismic waves sent rippling out from the explosion, and the main spacecraft could observe the craters left behind. That would tell scientists about the asteroid's strength and internal structure."

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  1. Smells of... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exploration by destruction. If that is not a Bush Administration approach to space exploration, I don't know what is :-)

    1. Re:Smells of... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny... I thought Sony found a new market for their exploding laptop batteries.

  2. No wonder they're hazardous! by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    What with all the exploding robots exploring them, of course they're going to be a bit hazardous.

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    1. Re:No wonder they're hazardous! by eviloverlordx · · Score: 5, Funny

      What with all the exploding robots exploring them, of course they're going to be a bit hazardous.

      I would hate to be one of the engineers testing these.

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    2. Re:No wonder they're hazardous! by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Will this alter the trajectory of them and cause earth to be in harms way?"

      I think the bigger worry would be:

      I hope to hell OTHER planets aren't coming up with exploding robot probes....and aming them at that 'earth' planet way out there....to see what kind of seismic activity they can detect.

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  3. Think of the Asteroids by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh great, we're about to start pissing off asteroids by blowing up their kin. OF COURSE they're going to come falling on us, if for no other reason than retaliation.

    Watch for attacking asteroid clusters, armed to the teeth with lasers and nuclear bombs!

    ha ha, just kidding...asteroids don't have teeth.

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  4. Bomb #20 says... by Half+a+dent · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Let there be light"

  5. Re:I for one... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome these expl [NO CARRIER]

  6. In a related story..... by ReidMaynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA announces the hiring of Wile E. Coyote to a Senior Staff position....

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  7. warning: humor follows by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will these explorer androids be launched by the JSA? Jihad Space Agency?

  8. 'Small and Cheap' by Normal+Dan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sometimes I wonder what they mean by cheap. I suppose they mean cheap in comparison to other robots they could send. Either way, I do find this a bit exciting. It might lead to some interesting discoveries. Who knows, we could soon by mining these asteroids some day and all these experiments will pay for themselves. Then again, with all the budget cuts NASA has been taking these days, I wonder if these small and cheap robots will even get off the ground. I suppose only time will tell.

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  9. This just in..... by ReidMaynard · · Score: 2, Funny

    New Space robots look amazing like a 1972 Ford Pinto ...

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  10. Last words from the robots: by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

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  11. Obligatory by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bite my shiny metal ass!

  12. Easy Economics: Capital vs Labor by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 3, Funny

    With the proliferation of people willing to strap bombs to their chests in order to "make the world better," it would certainly be easier (and cheaper) to recruit people who already know how to walk to a location and self-detonate than to spend it on "high tech" solutions.

    I can see the ad campaign now:

    "Tired of being labeled a terrorist? Why not join the new Space Explorers Club and really help humanity! Visitation with Allah guaranteed after mission! Sign up today!"

    Then research funds could be freed up to build robotic solutions the world REALLY want... sex bots! Woo!

    (For the humor impaired, insert tongue into cheek and re-read. ;) )

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  13. Armageddon by writerjosh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck up there again. They're cheap and expendable. Plus they're not doing any good down here.

  14. Virgin robots? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are the suicidal robots being misinformed about 72 virgin robots awaiting them?

  15. The title... by xENoLocO · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... kind of reads like a test sentence for a font.

    "Exploding Robots May Scout Hazardous Asteroids" ..

    "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."

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  16. Re:Gandalf quotation by camperdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the advice is sound, what difference does it make if it came from a fictional character. When Yoda says, "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'", is it somehow less valid because it came out of the mouth of a glorified sock puppet? When the fictional Captain Jean-Luc Picard says,"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." (incidentally, quoting another fictional character) does that mean that we are not chained when a thought is forbidden or a freedom denied?

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  17. Then it's a.... by DrYak · · Score: 2, Funny
    If that is not a Bush Administration approach to space exploration, I don't know what is :-)

    Simple : It's a...
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    special "Armagedon (TM)" Edition. (Although no announcement has been made yet, if the CD deck playing Aerosmith will be optionnal)
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