Exploding Robots May Scout Hazardous Asteroids
An anonymous reader writes to mention NewScientist is reporting that a small force of robots designed to explode could help reveal an asteroid's inner structure. This could in turn allow scientists a better understanding of how to divert a rogue asteroid on a collision course with Earth. From the article: "The main spacecraft would stay a few dozen kilometers away, perhaps nudging the probes towards the asteroid using springs. Once on the surface, the protective spherical shell of each probe would open to allow the probe to scan the surface nearby. To reduce complexity and costs, the probes lack solar panels and run on battery power, limiting their lifetime to a few days. But each probe could still cover a lot of ground in that time, as they could be fitted with small thrusters to let them hop across the surface. Eventually the probes could detonate onboard explosives, sacrificing themselves for science one by one. Probes that had not yet detonated would listen for any seismic waves sent rippling out from the explosion, and the main spacecraft could observe the craters left behind. That would tell scientists about the asteroid's strength and internal structure."
Exploration by destruction. If that is not a Bush Administration approach to space exploration, I don't know what is :-)
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What with all the exploding robots exploring them, of course they're going to be a bit hazardous.
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Oh great, we're about to start pissing off asteroids by blowing up their kin. OF COURSE they're going to come falling on us, if for no other reason than retaliation.
Watch for attacking asteroid clusters, armed to the teeth with lasers and nuclear bombs!
ha ha, just kidding...asteroids don't have teeth.
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welcome our new asteroid-hopping self-destructive explorer robots. I hope they asplode before they turn against us.
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Actually, I bet this is going to give them some really good PR. Sound science, new territory, and explosions.
The so-called 'news' people may actually run a story like this, getting average people into space again, which has done so much for scientific research as a whole.
Now, what celebrity could we also send there.... and blow up?
In Deep Impact NASA sent a manned mission to nuke a killer comet.
Sounds like a perfect job for robots.
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Will these explorer androids be launched by the JSA? Jihad Space Agency?
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Sometimes I wonder what they mean by cheap. I suppose they mean cheap in comparison to other robots they could send. Either way, I do find this a bit exciting. It might lead to some interesting discoveries. Who knows, we could soon by mining these asteroids some day and all these experiments will pay for themselves. Then again, with all the budget cuts NASA has been taking these days, I wonder if these small and cheap robots will even get off the ground. I suppose only time will tell.
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"Aliens attacked earth today after encountering our army of exploding robots and interpreting them as an act of war. News at 10."
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With the proliferation of people willing to strap bombs to their chests in order to "make the world better," it would certainly be easier (and cheaper) to recruit people who already know how to walk to a location and self-detonate than to spend it on "high tech" solutions.
;) )
I can see the ad campaign now:
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Then research funds could be freed up to build robotic solutions the world REALLY want... sex bots! Woo!
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Any PR = good PR.
Insurgents in Iraq have been using these for years
I don't understand why, when you're trying to understand asteroid collisions with the Earth, you don't perform asteroid collisions with other planets? It seems to me that the very first thing you'd want to do when trying to understand a collision would be to nudge asteroids of varying compositions into a distant planet where probes are on standby to observe the collisions.
We like to think that we know so much about the collisions already based upon our models for what happens, but these are all assumptions. The few events that seem to have involved surviving witnesses (like the Great Chicago Fire, which appears to have been the result of Earth passing through cometary debris) indicated *electrical* phenomenon at the sites of impact -- things like ball lightning, high fragmentation and a rain of smaller particulates. Sudden electrical discharges occurred between metal objects in peoples' homes, St Elmo's Fire electrically illuminated structures, and electrical surges between coins in one man's pockets were enough to kill him. It seems to me that we should be first trying to validate our *assumptions* about impacts because based upon at least these apparent eyewitness accounts, our assumptions may be flawed. What was it about that cometary debris that induced so much electrical activity on the surface of the planet?
There are lots of reasons to suspect that our knowledge of impacts is less than we believe. For instance, we *assume* that the reason that nearly all impact craters are round is because the kinetic impact creates an explosion. But there are other potential plasma-based explanations that have been ignored. When two plasmaspheres come into contact, for instance, it is known that electrical interactions can occur. If a significant electrical discharge happens between the ground and the object, then a round crater would form. It may turn out, in fact, that this is the key to disrupting them. We just don't yet know.
Even though Mars is not an ideal replication of the Earth's atmosphere, we could still learn things by observing such collisions. It would provide interpretable data where there currently is very little to speak of. And the spectacle of colliding large bodies in space would surely renew interest by younger kids in space.
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The robot on top of your asteroid will now explode.
*boom*
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If you are making robots capable of moving around and blowing up, why not make them lay the explosive and then back away to a safe spot? The robot could lay multiple bombs and never be destroyed. Why throw away good robotics?
Send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck up there again. They're cheap and expendable. Plus they're not doing any good down here.
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I just hope the probes can reach the surface of the comet at all.
It may unexpectedly detonate before it even reaches the surface.
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Beezbot. This is Robot 35. Robot W34 detonated - Boop beep bop. Composition of asteroid is rock
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This is W35. Why?
This is Commander Robot. We need to determine composition of asteroid
BOOOOM!
Beezbot. This is Robot 36. Robot W35 detonated - Boop beep bop. Composition of asteroid is rock
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Are the suicidal robots being misinformed about 72 virgin robots awaiting them?
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All funnin' aside, this does advance science quite a bit. I'm happy to see the "science bombs" properly specced out as disposable tech rather than the live-forever approach NASA typically produces (Go rovers!)
Plus, I'm all for having an OTS weapon system for targets within the solar system. But I blame that on my recent reading list. Curse you John Ringo! Curse you, your Posleen and Von Neumann probes all to hell!
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"Exploding Robots May Scout Hazardous Asteroids"
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I can just picture the NASA folks controlling the robots with an interface based off of Lemmings.
...and we'll have self-replicating probe-robots we can sell to a weird race living on a gas giant somewhere in the upper left corner of the galaxy. Hell, let's skip the whole selling thing and reprogram the probes ourselves to uhh, you know... collect information and raw materials?
The exploding robots are part of a Japanese Supervillians group of henchmen, who, as many are aware, always explode spectacularly when hit in just the right way.
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Batteries will reduce costs even further, igniting the increasing power of explosions, as seen on laptops :)
Instead of going for a dramatic explosion and wasting all the time and money it took to get the robot there,
why not just have the robot drop off an explosive module and then get it to skedaddle
somewhere else to help monitor the earth shattering kaboom?
Look how long the Mars Rovers have been going beyond their planned duration.
I say let the robots live.
I hope they asplode before they turn against us.
There are many copies. And they have a plan.
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When these giant masses hurl toward Earth, would the exploding robots help us to more fully understand Juffo-Wup?
Must have had a self destruct mechanism...
Stupid robots.
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It is now time for the robot on top of your asteroid to explode.
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So the last probe will sacrifice itself for nothing?
Just wait till Bruce Willis hears about these new robots.
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Probes do not have to self destruct by design!
But I guess this will be useful if Aliens discover them. Of course they will be mad as hell at us when they give the probe to their kid to play with and it gets its tentacles blown off!
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Aiming an EXPLODING ROBOT at an asteroid is certain to be interpreted by the residents of said asteroid as an ACT OF WAR. Swift and merciless retaliation will soon follow! We need to stop destructive exploration before we REALLY piss someone off!
This is a waist of time and resources.
At the most, they find out what that meteaor is made out of, and they plan to use that to speculate what others are made up from.
Not all are the same. They could be from different planets/moons, or even parts (think core vs crust on earth).
Rather than figure out what the one they are testing is made of, we should look into ways to change the orbit/destroy meators regaurdless of their composition.
An early detection system with multiple ways to move it and destroy them.
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"Let's try this thing out on _that_ asteroid...it's not headed for earth."
(BOOOM)
"OK, now run your calculations on the trajectories of the fragments."
"Uh oh...."
Then research funds could be freed up to build robotic solutions the world REALLY want... sex bots! Woo!
The last thing I need is an exploding sex bot, thanks.
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Hmm, an exploding device that runs on battery power. Where have I head that before?
Glad they found some constructive use for the Sony battery recall after all.
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How about giving Sony a go at making these things? They seem to be pretty good at creating exploding objects lately.
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Do robotic comet-blasting spacescraft welcome their metric imperial NASA overlords?
They could send them to Uranus.
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The main spacecraft would stay a few dozen kilometers away, perhaps nudging the probes towards the asteroid using springs.
WTF? How would the mother ship use springs to "nudge" the probe if it's dozens of kilometers away? Does this make any sense at all?
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