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Canada Responsible for 50% of Movie Piracy

westcoaster004 writes "Hollywood is blaming Canada as being the source for at least 50% of of the world's pirated movies. According to an investigation by Twentieth Century Fox, most of the recording is taking place in Montreal theatres where films are released in both English and French. This has led to consideration of delaying movie releases in Canada. Their problem is that the Canadian Copyright Act, as well as the policies of local police forces, makes it difficult to come down especially hard on perpetrators. Convicting someone is apparently rather difficult, almost requiring a law officer to have a 'smoking camcorder' in the hands of the accused. Hence, the consideration of more drastic measures."

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  1. Due South by aedan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Benton Frasier would never do this.

    1. Re:Due South by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn Canadians! THIS MEANS WAR!

      After all it is in the US's interests isn't it?

    2. Re:Due South by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It seems like everything's gone wrong since Canada came along.

    3. Re:Due South by Simon80 · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is perfectly normal, everyone in my neighborhood does it. I've even got an extra igloo behind my main one, dedicated to storing all the pirated VHS tapes I've amassed over the years..

    4. Re:Due South by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've always wondered; how many VHS tapes can you fit on a typical dogsled anyway?

  2. And 97% of that... by popo · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... is pr0n

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  3. Damn your collective punishments, MIAA! by hexadecimate · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's all that bitch Anne Murray's fault!

  4. South Park by jours · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like the South Park gang was right after all.

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    1. Re:South Park by pollock · · Score: 5, Funny

      I haven't seen it. Got a .torrent handy?

  5. Delaying releases by Hobobo · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're going to delay movie releases to combat piracy? Brilliant!

    1. Re:Delaying releases by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      So by that logic, if they delayed the release EVERYWHERE by two weeks, they'd stamp out piracy alltogether?

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    2. Re:Delaying releases by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean: Their current plan of releasing really shitty movies that nobody would want to waste drive space or blank DVDS hasn't worked because they underestimated how desperate people are for new releases.

      Bring on the year of the sequel! The Hills Have Eyes 2, National Treasure 2, Saw IV (four?!), Alien vs Predator 2, Austin Powers 4, Daredevil 2, etc, all coming out in 2007

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  6. Blame Canada.. by zyl0x · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..we're not a real country anyway.

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  7. Brrrrr.... by Otter · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...almost requiring a law officer to have a 'smoking camcorder' in the hands of the accused.

    Sorry, but I just arrived from a 15 minute walk between buildings and my brain is frozen. (Which, I believe, is also Canada's fault.) Could someone please make the appropriate Sony battery-related comment?

  8. this is serious by scooviduvoctagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're obviously going to need to declare war on Canada. This aggression will not stand.

    Piracy is IP Terrorism.

  9. Great. Now I Get To Deal With Them At the Theater by Doug+Dante · · Score: 4, Funny


    Great. Now I'm going to have to watch a movie from behind some Canadian snow-back who slips over the border; his camcorder blocking half my view, and my only connection to the movie the flashes of the screen I get as his flopping head jib-jabbers "aboot" the militaristic nature of American culture.

    Blame Canada!
    Blame Canada!
    It seems that everything's gone wrong,
    since Canada came along!

    PS: Canada is my #1 favorite foreign country, I love to meet Canadians who come to the USA, and I always enjoy visiting Canada.

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  10. So by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 4, Funny

    The US is the other 50%.

  11. More lobbying lies... by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you know that 75% of all statistics are made-up on a spot and remaining 25% are highly misleading when taken out of context?

    Please, Canada? What about China, India or Eastern Europe where you can get movies before they released and where pirated disks openly sold on the street? Well, no, BLAME CANADA!

    This is nothing more than FUD spread by *AA in effort to influence upcoming bill.

  12. Re:Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Tip: Actors/Execs aren't worth the millions they're paid, and the everyday copyright infringement is proving that.

    Uh, yeah. If I steal your wallet, your money wasn't really of value, and the theft proves that. Furthermore, if I hit you over the head and take your wallet, that just goes to prove that your head isn't worth any more than a .torrent.

  13. Re:Canada Rules by evil-osm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lets get something straight. We didn't give you Steve Nash. MDG has a good solid grip on him still, good thing too, as I'm still waiting for him to make my new PC!

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  14. Thank you! by kmac06 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally the MPAA doing something I support. This will get rid of the crappy quality bootlegs on Limewire, leaving only the high quality DVD rips.

  15. On behalf... by Cervantes · · Score: 3, Funny

    On behalf of all Canadians...

    You're welcome.

    -Cerv

    PS: We promise to seed more.

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  16. What a load of effluent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only Canadians' houses I've been in were full of pirated videos
    Strange. I've been in hundreds of Canadians' houses (having lived all my life in Canada) and have NEVER been in a house "full of pirated videos", which leads me to speculate that you:

    1) only consort with criminals; and/or
    2) have confused video stores for houses; and/or
    3) just make stuff up as you go.

    By the way, most of our 'ouses have more than 2 walls ("both walls").
  17. Re:Tough DRM Because of Canada by WED+Fan · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's "Eh" you douchebag....

    Nope, the t-shirt I bought at the Nicey Nice Authorized Tourist Shop for Non-Socialist Money Grubbers in Victoria, B.C. clearly has the word "Ay" emblazened upon it's Non-Socialist, First Nation's Friendly front.

    AY!

    Not to be confrontational, ay.

    Hugs, anyone?

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  18. smoking by gemada · · Score: 2, Funny

    Camcorders are not allowed to smoke in theatres in Canada

  19. Re:Taxes by OverDrive33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd rather have both a piracy tax AND habeas corpus instead of having neither.