Jim Gray Is Missing
K-Man writes "Jim Gray, Turing Award winner and developer of many fundamental database technologies, was reported missing at sea after a short solo sailing trip to the Farallon Islands off San Francisco. Gray is manager of Microsoft's eScience group. The Coast Guard is searching for his vessel over 4,000 square miles of ocean, and there have been no distress calls or signals of any kind. Gray is 63 and a sailor with 10 years' experience."
Seriously though, there's a good chance he's OK. The weather out here has been great today, and he hasn't been gone that long. One of the following probably happened:
For a second there, I thought Slashdot would drop this stupid anti-Microsoft bullshit and at least show some compassion.
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
- George Bernard Shaw
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face