Jim Gray Is Missing
K-Man writes "Jim Gray, Turing Award winner and developer of many fundamental database technologies, was reported missing at sea after a short solo sailing trip to the Farallon Islands off San Francisco. Gray is manager of Microsoft's eScience group. The Coast Guard is searching for his vessel over 4,000 square miles of ocean, and there have been no distress calls or signals of any kind. Gray is 63 and a sailor with 10 years' experience."
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he accidently did a Cartesian Join, and flooded the boat
All Hans on deck...
> SELECT loc FROM Locations loc, People p WHERE p.name="Jim Gray" AND p.loc=loc.id
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Poor joke. I will kill you with my bare Hans for that one.
Seriously though, there's a good chance he's OK. The weather out here has been great today, and he hasn't been gone that long. One of the following probably happened:
For a second there, I thought Slashdot would drop this stupid anti-Microsoft bullshit and at least show some compassion.
For a second there, I thought Slashdot would drop this stupid anti-Microsoft bullshit and at least show some compassion.
If you come to slashdot for compassion, then I DO feel sorry for you.
I hope this turns out to be better than Mario is Missing.
I heard he made an anti-microsoft comment and a chair hit the side of his boat.
He went out in a 40-foot C&C 121 yacht. That's a very nice boat, with a epoxy resin laminate hull, carbon fiber reinforcement and masts, Kevlar sails, and a 38HP engine. There hasn't been any weather lately bad enough to give a boat like that any serious trouble. If it ran aground it would probably survive the experience.
But between San Francisco and the Farralon Islands is a major shipping lane. One with fog. Container ships and oil tankers come through there. Sizable fishing boats have been run down and sunk without anyone on a large ship even noticing. There's a USGS Vessel Traffic Service station and established traffic lanes for large ships, but small boats aren't required to check in with traffic control.
of meeting Jim a number of years ago. He struck me as a very thoughtful, very conscientious, and very nice man. My thoughts are with him and his family.
The rest of you modding and getting modded funny can die in a fire.
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