Cloning the Smell of the Sea
An anonymous reader wrote in with an article that opens: "Scientists from the University of East Anglia have discovered exactly what makes the seaside smell like the seaside — and bottled it. The age-old mystery was unlocked thanks to some novel bacteria plucked from the North Norfolk coast." The responsible substance, dimethyl sulfide, in addition to smelling like the coast, also acts as a homing scent for birds looking to feast on plankton.
This is not a new discovery - Seinfeld's Kramer tried to bottle it under the monkier 'Beach'. Kalvin Clein howerver stiffed him and marketed it as 'Ocean'. I reckon they should employ fragrance lawyers NOW!
Nothing witty
Man, I just had a great idea for a new cologne. I gotta get a meeting with Calvin Klein.
I think it would take alot more than ONE substance to accurately reproduce the scent of the Jersey Shore..
All your beach are belong to us
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What if I happen to enjoy the smell and want it present in a particular room of my house? I'll be having my sea-side air (freshener?) thank you!
this is great NOW, but what about ten years from now when some sharp smell expert tries do duplicate the smell of fifty engineers in cubicles and it's YOUR socks they want?
Kramer already did this
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pick_(Seinfeld_e
sig has been sent away for a few small repairs...
I'll be having my sea-side air (freshener?) thank you!
You didn't have to wait. It has been known that dimethyl sulfide is the main component of the smell for many years. I distinctly remember it being mentioned when I was in high school, and that was in the '70s.
One 'marine' scent has been around for a while and is heavily used in common fragrances - Calone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calone
New biosynthetic pathway for dimethyl sulphide discovered
Dimethyl sulphide is used in petroleum refining, steel mills and as a feed stock for the important solvent dimethyl sulfoxide. It is hoped that these the new bacterial synthetic pathway can replace the current polluting industrial process with a cleaner greener biosynthetic process.
Something about sea air makes fish and chips particularly appealing. Perhaps landlocked chip shops could blast out some synthetic sea air and make passers-by particularly hungry?
Mostly replaced by synthetics nowadays apparently: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris
Same compound that makes your beer smell like canned peas. Not a good quality.
> dimethyl sulfide, in addition to smelling like the coast,
> also acts as a homing scent for birds
I always knew the scientists could come up with a pheromone which really does attract the birds.
Now I can smell like the sea AND get all the hot chicks.
2. Paint a mural of a lake on it
3. Coat with dimethyl sulfide
4. Watch birds smash into it
Now if that isn't reason enough why this research should considered useful, then there is something wrong with this world.
I'm all for curiousity and discovering stuff, but this sounds really useless.
Result results results, eh? Science for the sake of science isn't good enough anymore?
Well, if we hope someday the holodecks of the Enterprise be possible, we must start solving this kind of problems now...
-x- Sorry my bad English. I'll have him tarred and feathered. -x-
It's true, when you're constantly surrounded by a smell you can't smell it anymore. That's also the reason that most computer geeks don't realise they reek of BO.
In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.
I know someone who never took apart their dad's tape recorder just to see how it worked...
W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
Back in the day, after a night of pounding down many beers, one of my hard-drinkin' roommates would take a dump which left the distinct aroma of "low tide". If that's what they're trying to capture, it's already been done by Budweiser.
== First cross river, then insult alligator.
DMS in beer, from bacterial infection or inadequate boiling, is often described as smelling as cooked shellfish or seafood....
-- Fugacity: Confusing chemists since 1908
Never forget that those who laid the foundation of discrete computing and many basic algorithms that today have proven useful lived in an era where computers were not even dreamed of. Their research could also have been called pointless. Because you cannot see the purpose of some bit of knowledge does not make it useless per se. It may one day prove to be that little tidbit that makes something **apparently** totally unrelated and wonderful be possible. Understanding the "WHY" of one thing makes possible the "WHAT IF..." of another thing.
I like my dinosaurs feathery, and my pterosaurs hairy (or is it pycnofibery?)
If I come in search of plankton will I get the same treatment?