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Your House Is About To Be Photographed

An anonymous reader writes "Photographers from a Canadian company are going house to house, shooting pictures of every house in America, in hopes of building a giant database that can be sold to banks, insurance companies, and appraisal firms. While this activity is legal (as long as the photographers don't trespass on private property to get their shots), there are obviously concerns about security and privacy. Considering that an individual can be detained and questioned by the FBI for photographing a bridge in this country, why should this Canadian company get a free pass? Tinfoil hat aside, something seems very, very fishy here." From the Arizona Star article about the photographing of Tucson: "'The [handout given to people who complain] made it sound like they're doing it for law enforcement, when in reality they're doing it for sales and marketing,' said [a City Council aide], who received several calls about the company."

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  1. That reminds me by Vengeance · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have to put up my 10 meter wide 'FUCK YOU' banner.

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    1. Re:That reminds me by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mine will say, "Take off, eh, hoser!"

    2. Re:That reminds me by What+the+Frag · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you should print on the banner:

      "Your 30 day free trial of Photoshop has expired.
      Please purchase the full version to remove this sign"

      or

      "Thank you for using a pirated version of Photoshop!"

    3. Re:That reminds me by Poruchik · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The pigeon shit pattern on my vinyl siding represents a unique and brilliant modern art display. I used remote controlled pigeons for 46 years to create this exhibit. Please kindly remove the image of my house from your site or pay me $1,000(,000) a year to license its use.

      Sincerely,

      Joe Public.

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    4. Re:That reminds me by aonaran · · Score: 3, Funny

      But a litebrite might have the bomb squad knocking on your door too.

  2. Damned Foreigners by NiteShaed · · Score: 4, Funny

    why should this Canadian company get a free pass?
    I am outraged! Not only do I not want Canadians taking pictures of my house, I don't even want them seeing it! I say blindfold 'em at the borders....or better yet, gouge out their eyes! Can't just have people wandering around and looking at buildings that are in full view of a public road, it'll be anarchy!
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    1. Re:Damned Foreigners by Scutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      I took the numbers off my house so they wouldn't be able to find it. I had to take the numbers off the neighbors' houses, too, so they couldn't just look for the house with no numbers.

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  3. It's just a prelude... by subl33t · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to our forthcoming invasion. Do not be alarmed.

    Actually we have invaded the US 47 times in the last 10 years, but nobody noticed.

    1. Re:It's just a prelude... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually we have invaded the US 47 times in the last 10 years, but nobody noticed.

      Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

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    2. Re:It's just a prelude... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually we have invaded the US 47 times in the last 10 years, but nobody noticed.
      We noticed, but chose to tolerate the presence of Celine Dion and Crash Test Dummies because we love your bacon so much.
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  4. boring job by planckscale · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Okay Joe, here we go, 1135 MegaComplex Way. Unit 134, Los Angeles, CA 90202."

    "Number 134?"

    "Yeah"

    "It's just a door with a number?"

    "Yeah like the last 133 units we've shot dumbass"

    *Click*

    "Okay got it"

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  5. I have a proxy house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I built a facade exterior house outside my actual house with a tinfoil lining. The pretense house has a different address on its mailbox and I use MAT (mailbox address translation) to forward all mail to my real house. I keep all the windows and doors on the proxy house closed. This combined with a good cinder block firewall keeps me safe and from broadcasting my real address TO THE WORLD!

  6. Re:Canadians Do Know We Are Armed, Right? by vonPoonBurGer · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I pity the poor defenseless Canadians." Oh, don't worry about us. We'll be hiring local photographers. Rest assured, those are fellow Americans you'll be shooting, as per usual.

  7. Re:+7 Spit Take by MS-06FZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whom says that it can only be used in the objective case?

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  8. Oh Crap! by rthille · · Score: 3, Funny

    This article just made me realize that my neighbors can see the front of my house and even know when I leave and come back.

    Oh, my privacy! We need to outlaw neighbors...

    On the other hand, when I forget to close my garage door, one of the neighbors will probably keep an eye on the place to make sure no one walks off with stuff, and may even walk over and close it for me. Nice thing about having neighbors where you know their names...

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  9. Royalties? by AlbionTourgee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, I think I own some of the design elements of my house. I don't see how they have the right to sell images of this without paying me a royalty. So, what about writing any of these services a short note letting them know that I don't consent to them using images of my house for their for-profit business. Well, actually, on second thought, I might consent if they're willing to pay me a royalty I consider sufficient. Okay, a man's home ain't his castle any more, but a man's design must still be copyrighted if Micky Mouse is!