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A New Twist On Skywriting

Nugget writes "The advent of Internet-based flight tracking technology enables an entirely new kind of skywriting. Gulfstream Aerospace sent up one of their $50M business jets today on an 8.5-hour test flight spanning 11 states for the sole purpose of leaving their mark on the Net in the form of a flight track that spells out 'GV' (the nickname of the Gulfstream V aircraft being flown) when viewed online."

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  1. Someone by giorgiofr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone give these guys something to do, STAT! :D

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    1. Re:Someone by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about "Aliens Attack Here -->" across a hemisphere you don't like?

  2. What a disgusting waste of fuel by jimmoores · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At a time when global warming is ruining our climate, this is obscene.

    1. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny

      You seem to forget that the private jets of $500,000+ salaried business executives use special Toorichtogiveashit patented non-global warming fuel unlike the economy class "Two or three times a year" passenger planes we prolls fly on.

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    2. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel by Vr6dub · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's worse than that is I actually did a google search on this magic fuel you mentioned and then it dawned on me.

    3. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel by deadweight · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can we assume that you never do anything like drive your car to the movies. If you do, you are spewing C02 when you could just wait for a Netflix DVD to come to your door. Everyone who NEVER uses any kind of fossil-fuel provided energy to do ANYTHING not absolutely life-or-death, please go track down the Gulfstream owner and do your CO2 rant. The rest of you shut the fuck up.

  3. So... by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... are we looking at a new type of spam?

    Can't wait to read "Enlarge your peanus" right above some skyscraper...

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  4. They missed a V by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 4, Funny

    GVV for global vvarming.

  5. Etch-a-sketch by Alain+Williams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Doesn't it remind you of the drawings that you used to do with an etch-a-sketch ?

  6. one way to make money out of testing... by fantomas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well if you've got to send up a plane empty to do some flight testing, I guess it's a pretty good result if you can sucker the world's media into giving you global coverage about your company on the side!

  7. Re:Hmmmmmm by peragrin · · Score: 4, Informative

    As long as your not in restricted airspce you can fly in what ever circle you want. the sky is like the water, while there are "lanes" they are loosely defiend and fill a fraction of the total area in which one can fly.

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  8. Re:Hmmmmmm by MPHellwig · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed the only regulations that interfer with your flight are the no-fly zones, the rest is up to you.

  9. Ugly font by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a size of 3 billion points, breaking an earlier record, couldn't they have afforded a slightly more sophisticated typeface, such as Courier?

    My browser (Firefox) doesn't go beyond 72 points. Is there a skywriting plugin available somewhere?

  10. Ob Futurama by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leela: "Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"
    Fry: "Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no sir."

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  11. They were probably going to fly anyway. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe you missed the part of the article where they said this was a test flight. As in, they were testing the plane. The choice of route was a stunt, granted, but if they hadn't flown a great big "GV," they probably would still have done the test flight, and just flown around in a circle, or some other arbitrarily-defined pattern. It's just that flying in this particular pattern got them some extra press, so why not?

    Calm down a little before you flip out, next time.

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  12. Re:Hmmmmmm by svanderw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Except for all of the regulations on exactly which flight levels you're allowed to fly at, depending on your direction of flight.
    Oh, and the equipment that you've got on your aircraft.
    And the time of day (in some circumstances)
    And the day of the week(in other circumstances)
    And the fact that Air traffic control needs to know where you're planning on flying.
    Europe is even more difficult to fly in based on all of the restrictions that they put against the flight paths attempting to adjust the air traffic flow.

    Oh, or were you basing the comment on the tiny non-jets(piston/turboprop) that can't fly very high.
    (speaking as someone who's attempting to manage this data for commercial flight planning purposes)