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A New Twist On Skywriting

Nugget writes "The advent of Internet-based flight tracking technology enables an entirely new kind of skywriting. Gulfstream Aerospace sent up one of their $50M business jets today on an 8.5-hour test flight spanning 11 states for the sole purpose of leaving their mark on the Net in the form of a flight track that spells out 'GV' (the nickname of the Gulfstream V aircraft being flown) when viewed online."

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  1. Someone by giorgiofr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone give these guys something to do, STAT! :D

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    1. Re:Someone by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about "Aliens Attack Here -->" across a hemisphere you don't like?

  2. What a disgusting waste of fuel by jimmoores · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At a time when global warming is ruining our climate, this is obscene.

    1. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny

      You seem to forget that the private jets of $500,000+ salaried business executives use special Toorichtogiveashit patented non-global warming fuel unlike the economy class "Two or three times a year" passenger planes we prolls fly on.

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    2. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel by Instine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "small irrelevant wastage."
      Like you? I mean literally. You are unlikely to make a difference right? Who ever you are. So why bother right? One More SUV is hardly going to kill the planet. Not switching you crap off before going to bed - Buying your power from a company useing or investing heavily in renewables... None of it is going to make a noticable change right?
      Fuck whit.

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    3. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel by Vr6dub · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's worse than that is I actually did a google search on this magic fuel you mentioned and then it dawned on me.

    4. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel by deadweight · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can we assume that you never do anything like drive your car to the movies. If you do, you are spewing C02 when you could just wait for a Netflix DVD to come to your door. Everyone who NEVER uses any kind of fossil-fuel provided energy to do ANYTHING not absolutely life-or-death, please go track down the Gulfstream owner and do your CO2 rant. The rest of you shut the fuck up.

    5. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel by bshroyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not as bad as you make it out to be - if you imagine the average SUV-driving commuter has a 20-mile one-way commute, 20 days per month, that's 800 miles. On a "pounds CO2 per passenger per mile"** basis, commercial jet travel is quite efficient. In other words, that same SUV would produce twice as much CO2 if it were driven from NYC to Denver.

      In today's age, a better question is whether it's really necessary to go to Denver. There's still a lot of unneeded business travel going on, when voice- or video-conference would work just as well.

      (** quite possibly the worst, non-SI unit of measure I've ever used)

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  3. So... by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... are we looking at a new type of spam?

    Can't wait to read "Enlarge your peanus" right above some skyscraper...

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  4. what to sell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ok lets see, with the target demographic of someone likely to be going through flight paths... you are likely to advertise internet dating sites or burkahs.

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  5. and I thought... by Speed+Pour · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...the super bowl was an incredibly stupid waste of advertising money for a dot.com

    I guess they found a way to trump stupid

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    1. Re:and I thought... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its a test flight, its not as if the entire purpose of the flight was to do some skywriting, if they hadnt done this then they would have gone round and round in a figure of eight for exactly the same period of time. There were other reasons for this flight, which would have been the basis for the expenditure, this is jsut a little fun.

  6. Re:Hmmmmmm by eric76 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't remember ever seeing any FAA regulation that you can only fly direct lines between airports.

  7. They missed a V by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 4, Funny

    GVV for global vvarming.

  8. Etch-a-sketch by Alain+Williams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Doesn't it remind you of the drawings that you used to do with an etch-a-sketch ?

  9. one way to make money out of testing... by fantomas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well if you've got to send up a plane empty to do some flight testing, I guess it's a pretty good result if you can sucker the world's media into giving you global coverage about your company on the side!

  10. Re:Hmmmmmm by peragrin · · Score: 4, Informative

    As long as your not in restricted airspce you can fly in what ever circle you want. the sky is like the water, while there are "lanes" they are loosely defiend and fill a fraction of the total area in which one can fly.

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  11. Re:Hmmmmmm by MPHellwig · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed the only regulations that interfer with your flight are the no-fly zones, the rest is up to you.

  12. Re:The first thing I thought of by satellitenoise · · Score: 3, Insightful

    LEDs on a plane? That's dangerous. If it flies over Boston, they might consider it a hoax device.

  13. Ugly font by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a size of 3 billion points, breaking an earlier record, couldn't they have afforded a slightly more sophisticated typeface, such as Courier?

    My browser (Firefox) doesn't go beyond 72 points. Is there a skywriting plugin available somewhere?

  14. Ob Futurama by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leela: "Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"
    Fry: "Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no sir."

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  15. Re:My only thoughts are by Arimus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or with vista, just stand by the cockpit and shout stop stop stop or eject eject eject ;)

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  16. They were probably going to fly anyway. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe you missed the part of the article where they said this was a test flight. As in, they were testing the plane. The choice of route was a stunt, granted, but if they hadn't flown a great big "GV," they probably would still have done the test flight, and just flown around in a circle, or some other arbitrarily-defined pattern. It's just that flying in this particular pattern got them some extra press, so why not?

    Calm down a little before you flip out, next time.

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  17. Re:Hmmmmmm by svanderw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Except for all of the regulations on exactly which flight levels you're allowed to fly at, depending on your direction of flight.
    Oh, and the equipment that you've got on your aircraft.
    And the time of day (in some circumstances)
    And the day of the week(in other circumstances)
    And the fact that Air traffic control needs to know where you're planning on flying.
    Europe is even more difficult to fly in based on all of the restrictions that they put against the flight paths attempting to adjust the air traffic flow.

    Oh, or were you basing the comment on the tiny non-jets(piston/turboprop) that can't fly very high.
    (speaking as someone who's attempting to manage this data for commercial flight planning purposes)

  18. Re:Hmmmmmm by Sacarino · · Score: 3, Informative

    You might wanna check the altitude again.

    While your point in general is correct about VFR flight, this guy was cruising at FL400 - Class A airspace.

    He would definitely had to have an IFR plan on file, otherwise he'd get a message from the tower to call a phone number when he landed... and that would be the end of his days as a pilot. That's assuming he didn't have a fighter come along to say hello beforehand.

    I would have liked to hear DEN Center asking wtf they were up to when it came time for that little loopy bit and back-track for the bottom of the "G"

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