Next week they'll be approving a new brand of condoms. They're open at both ends... And they're soaked in holy water, so the infant is instantly baptized at conception. A lot of R&D went into this, I am told.
Last I checked, an awful lot of geeks had a particular hobby they enjoyed and spent money on, and they don't have to be 'rich bastards' to do so. yeah, leave the poor man alone.
Now does anyone have any advice on how I should organise my collection of sixty-nine Fabergé Imperial Easter eggs?
Microsoft has its monopoly on the desktop market because DOS and Windows have been pirated like crazy in the past. I remember when the little local computershops would throw in a little box with freshly copied diskettes with the expensive beige 386 you just bought.
It seems stupid to start cracking down on piracy just when free OS'es are starting to become an attractive alternative and the fruit-logo competitor is offering a relatively cheap shiny system with more bling.
If 1.0 is surfing one handed while jerking off, Web 2.0 is having a USB pocket pussy connected to an interactive AJAX interface. Next time, please post a link to where I could purchase said USB pocket pussy.
Thank you in advance.
I RTFA again and I guess the fans that pull the waste into the commode run throughout the process (not just when you flush... like in an airplane). What happens when the shit hits the fan?
She has good instincts because there is virtually no kids software for linux That's right, no animated paperclip on Linux. You have to have MS Office installed for that.
your son will have acne and a completely exaggerated fear/awe of women by 5. Luckily, that won't matter, because he'll have made his first gazillion by the time he's 9.
running Iraq as a colony on the basis of Western values You're right. After all, running it as a colony on the basis of Western values has really made Africa the prosperous continent it is today...
I predict a load of really funny YouTube videos of chimps in centrifuges. There is something about the idea that is hilarious. I hope the Matt Groenings of the world feel the same.
How would it replicate? One iPod 'squirting' it at another iPod? That sounds more like a Zune-disease... Still, I keep my iPod in its woolly iSock, so it won't catch a cold.
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So it's perfect for lighting your local gym... Oh, wait. I forgot where I was.
Now does anyone have any advice on how I should organise my collection of sixty-nine Fabergé Imperial Easter eggs?
1 - Steer it around the office all day long, shouting "Kill all humans! Kill all humans!"
Anyone else some suggestions?
Microsoft has its monopoly on the desktop market because DOS and Windows have been pirated like crazy in the past. I remember when the little local computershops would throw in a little box with freshly copied diskettes with the expensive beige 386 you just bought. It seems stupid to start cracking down on piracy just when free OS'es are starting to become an attractive alternative and the fruit-logo competitor is offering a relatively cheap shiny system with more bling.
What about the Cosmonauts and Taikonauts, one wonders...
The effect would be similar to what my girlfriend calls 'bad hair day', especially if it happens during the weekend.
... why does it come with a Windows-key on the keyboard?
Take a look for yourself.
Couldn't they have put a little penguin on it instead?
"Let this Abomination Unto The Lord begin!" - H. Farnsworth
Thank you in advance.
What happens when the shit hits the fan?
Great idea: the "Can't Make Profit? Litigate!"-button. Patenting in three... two... one.
Shouldn't be running Linux then, should you. You get what you paid for...
You want virusses, you run the other one.
No. Atmosphere blows. A common misconception.
Does Ubuntu still come with a Free Nelson Mandela...
...movie?
I predict a load of really funny YouTube videos of chimps in centrifuges. There is something about the idea that is hilarious. I hope the Matt Groenings of the world feel the same.
How would it replicate? One iPod 'squirting' it at another iPod? That sounds more like a Zune-disease... Still, I keep my iPod in its woolly iSock, so it won't catch a cold.
[gandalf]Run, you fool![/gandalf]
Sure, but it wouln't provide any obvious reasons for Vista-bashing. Where's the fun in that?
"You seen one nova, you seen 'em all."
Deja vu. Anyone?