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Breakdown Forces New Look At Mars Mission Sexuality

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the acting-like-adults-at-nasa dept.

FloatsomNJetsom writes "Popular Mechanics has up an interesting story, discussing what the long-term implications of the Lisa Nowak incident could mean for Mars Mission crew decisions: With a 30-month roundtrip, that isn't the sort of thing you'd want to happen in space. Scientists have been warning about the problems of sex on long-term spaceflight, and experts are divided as to whether you want a crew of older married couples, or asexual unitard-wearing eunuchs. The point the article makes specifically is that NASA's current archetype of highly-driven, task-oriented people might be precisely the wrong type for a Mars expedition. In addition scientists may use genomics or even functional MRI in screening astronauts, in addition to facial-recognition computers to monitor mental health during the mission." Maybe observers could just deploy the brain scanner to keep track of them?

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  1. Movie deal by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 3, Funny

    a-sexual unitard-wearing eunuchs

    I think scenario has much better movie possibilities.

    1. Re:Movie deal by thisIsNotMyName · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suggest this story be tagged with as 'spaceballs'.

  2. *Chuckle* by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's have Slashdot solve a problem revolving around human sexual relationships. I can't think of three words more "anti-slashdot" than that ;)

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    1. Re:*Chuckle* by Xzzy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Based on the article ('socially adept introverts' and 'high toleration for lack of achievement'), I'd think Slashdot is an excellent screening tool for finding people suitable for a Mars mission.

    2. Re:*Chuckle* by ozbird · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Asexual 'tards running Unix" - isn't that the Slashdot stereotype? *ducks*

  3. Simple by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Recruit the astronauts from among the slashdot readers. They won't have a problem going a couple of years without sex. You can't miss what you don't know!

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  4. There are sexy missionaries on Mars? by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why was I not informed of this earlier? Suddenly I feel the need to go and preach to the heathen martians.

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  5. polar opposite by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 4, Funny

    "NASA's current archetype of highly-driven, task-oriented people might be precisely the wrong type for a Mars expedition"
    OK, the opposite of this would be laid-back herb-toking free-love hippies. While it's true that such folk will be disinclined to kill each other in a jealous rage, but they are also not likely to be inclined to get into a tin can with no weed for three years and walk around on Mars collecting rocks they won't even get to keep or sell on EBay.
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  6. Ensuring 30 months with no sex? by blankoboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just pile some PC's onboard preloaded with WOW. This will 100% ensure that no sex will take place. Other side effects include 0 mission objectives accomplished though. They would land at their destination and never get out of the ship. =)

  7. Re:Submariners by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then I suggest an all female crew, plus me... as ... um... an independent observer. Yeah, that's it.

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  8. Re:Maybe... by FireFlie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or to send only girls..... and a webcam.

  9. Re:Submariners by Gerocrack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw that one on cinemax, I think

  10. Re:Maybe... by Stickerboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Or to send only girls..... and a webcam.

    I think you just solved NASA's chronic funding shortages! Brilllliant!

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  11. Re:Submariners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Submarines leave port with 100 men and return with 50 couples.

  12. Re:Monitoring them will not work by Blue+Stone · · Score: 3, Funny
    >...they had a solution to certain problems that you can't have in a space ship. You can't put discontents on an island in the fashion of Robinson Cruscoe, or set them adrift in a boat like Captain Bligh was.

    They have a solution...

    They call it an 'Air Lock'.

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  13. You mis-spelled "inept" by StressGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well....there goes my karma....

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