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Australia Outlaws Incandescent Light Bulb

passthecrackpipe writes "The Australian Government is planning on making the incandescent light bulb a thing of the past. In three years time, standard light bulbs will no longer be available for sale in the shops in Australia (expect a roaring grey market) and everybody will be forced to switch to more energy efficient Fluorescent bulbs. In this move to try and curb emissions, the incandescent bulb — which converts the majority of used energy to heat rather then light — will be phased out. Environmental groups have given this plan a lukewarm reception. They feel Australia should sign on to the Kyoto protocol first. A similar plan was created together with Phillips, one of the worlds largest lighting manufacturers."

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  1. Re:More than Australia by beefubermensch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, if this goes in to effect in California, I'm importing my Edisons from Guam or something. The color temperature and 60Hz. oscillations of fluorescents make me want to light fires. (literally)

    -Carl

  2. If they outlaw Incandescent Bulbs by 0racle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only Aussies will have incandescent bulbs.

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  3. Re:Let's call it what it is -- prohibition. by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, this guy is an idiot. Who wants black light bulbs?!

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  4. Re:More than Australia by deft · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I find the difference in approach interesting, though. The California proposal, judging by the press releases, seems to be about banning sale of incandescents. The Australian proposal is simply upping the energy efficiency standards to the point where incandescent bulbs no longer qualify"

    Thanks man, I'm going to use that one today. "I'm sorry babe, just remember, we're not breaking up, I just upped my standards till you no longer qualify."

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  5. But fluorescent bulbs won't work by camg188 · · Score: 2, Funny

    in my Easy Bake oven.

  6. heh heh by andyr0ck · · Score: 2, Funny

    "faster"??

    sounds like he got the ones made of paper and dry twigs...

  7. Re:More than Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those of you who follow my posts


    Certainly.

    After all, /. was created just for you. User # 970,646
  8. May I be one of the first .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    to welcome our new semi-luminous overlords who take about 25 seconds to reach full brightness...

    25 critical seconds when you have just entered a bathroom!!!!

  9. Re:Tax high wattage bulbs instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would suggest that a high lumens/watt ratio would tend to indicate a very inefficient air conditioner...

  10. Re:Incandescent is closer to fire. by wayward_son · · Score: 4, Funny

    which means sex is better in a bedroom at night rather than on a desk in the office

    That's one person's opinion.

  11. Re:Incandescent is closer to fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Skin looks best under incandescent, which means sex is better in a bedroom at night rather than on a desk in the office."

    That depends on the relative qualities of your desk, bed, wife, and the sweet little number down in accounting. :)

  12. Re:Let's call it what it is -- prohibition. by Duds · · Score: 2, Funny

    I prefer not to be bullied by environazis clutching copies of the Al Gore's environment version of Fahrenheit 911 actually.

    But I do walk to work yes.

  13. Re:More than Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Either I missed the joke or you are terrifyingly insane.

  14. Re:RFI from CFLs by deadlock911 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just make a faraday cage lampshade...

  15. Re:More than Australia by Crunchie+Frog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Being a vegan... ... I probably contribute *vastly* less to CO2 emissions than you do. Yes but probably far more to methane levels, and thats a far worse greenhouse gas I'm afraid.
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  16. Re:Incandescent is closer to fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well that is usually because your boss is fucking you over.