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Everything You Know About Disks Is Wrong

modapi writes "Google's wasn't the best storage paper at FAST '07. Another, more provocative paper looking at real-world results from 100,000 disk drives got the 'Best Paper' award. Bianca Schroeder, of CMU's Parallel Data Lab, submitted Disk failures in the real world: What does an MTTF of 1,000,000 hours mean to you? The paper crushes a number of (what we now know to be) myths about disks such as vendor MTBF validity, 'consumer' vs. 'enterprise' drive reliability (spoiler: no difference), and RAID 5 assumptions. StorageMojo has a good summary of the paper's key points."

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  1. moving parts by DogDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every single mechanism with moving parts will fail. It's just a matter of when. In a few years, when everybody is using solid state drives, people will look back and shake their heads, wondering why we were using spinning magnetic platters to hold all of our critical data for such a long time.

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    1. Re:moving parts by theReal-Hp_Sauce · · Score: 5, Funny

      Forget Solid State Drives, soon we'll have Isolinear Chips. It wont matter if they fail or not because as long as the story line supports it Geordie can re-route the power through some other subsystem, Data can move the chips around really quickly, Picard can "make it so", and after it's all over with Wesley can wear a horrible sweater and deliver a really cheese line.

      -C

    2. Re:moving parts by Boglin · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you need to reread the article. It clearly states that consumer solutions are just as good as Enterprise one.

  2. "Everything You Know About Disks Is Wrong" by cookieinc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everything You Know About Disks Is Wrong
    Finally, a paper which disspells the common myth that disks are made of boiled candy.
    1. Re:"Everything You Know About Disks Is Wrong" by egr · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've read the article, then the tittle, damn!

  3. Re:Dr. Schroeder is pretty hot, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except she requires a MTBF of more than 3 seconds. Sorry dude.

  4. Re:Dr. Schroeder is pretty hot, too! by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except she requires a MTBF of more than 3 seconds. Sorry dude.

          You call that failure?!? I'd call it success.

  5. Human MTBF by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny
    MTBF of a human until gross catastophic failure (ie. death) is approx 50 years which is approx 440,000 hours.

    Of course if we count relatively minor failures (like forgetting to take out the trash or pick up dirty underwear), then MTBF is approx 27 minutes!

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  6. Schroeder's disk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    is neither working nor broken... Unless you look at it of course ;)

  7. Re:i'll tell you by DarkVader · · Score: 2, Funny

    And could there be anything funnier that could happen to that comment than it being moderated "Redundant"?

  8. Re:i'll tell you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In a perfectly humorous world, everyone would mod it as Underrated, (except the original Redundant mod,) so that it makes it to +5 Redundant.

    Oh, I wish I didn't waste my mod points on the Valentine survey.

  9. Re:Nothing I knew about hard drives was mentioned by AllParadox · · Score: 2, Funny

    "temperature has no effect on the failure rate"

    Said by people who do not know how to light off a cutting torch.

    Trust me, I *can* make 'em fail.

    Real quick, too.

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    All is paradox. Retired lawyer, so this is just one more layman's opinion.
  10. Yes, Everything! by DeeVeeAnt · · Score: 2, Funny

    It turns out they are actually triangular

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  11. Re:moving parts - Don't always wear out by leonardluen · · Score: 2, Funny

    but what happens when we run out of cats to power them?