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Golfer Sues Over Vandalized Wikipedia Entry

coondoggie writes "Pro golfer Fuzzy Zoeller is suing to track down the author of what Zoeller says is a defamatory paragraph about him on the Wikipedia site. In an Associated Press story Zoeller's attorney, Scott Sheftall, said he filed a lawsuit against a Miami firm last week because the law won't allow him to sue Wikipedia."

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  1. hmm? by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pro golfer Fuzzy Zoeller is suing to track down the author of what Zoeller says is a defamatory paragraph about him on the Wikipedia site.

    Is that the one that says the number of lawsuits he's filing against Wikipedia has tripled in the last six months?

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  2. Well, his name is Fuzzy. by mushadv · · Score: 2, Funny

    He was asking for it.

  3. hard to believe... by straponego · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...that Zoeller has the time for this, what with all the baby-eating. And all the times he spends selling dope to school children disguised as a nun.

    /me eyes "Post Anonymously" button thoughtfully.

    1. Re:hard to believe... by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's worse than that...he's a professional golfer.

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  4. Re:So what's the story? by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article actually links to answers.com's mirrored copy of the libel, which makes for interesting reading. Without wishing to repeat the libelous allegation itself, it essentially comprises of Zoeller supposedly confessing to a large number of relatively unpleasant personality flaws and associated actions.

    Given the way its presented, I can understand someone wanting compensation after reading that about themselves.

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  5. Re:So what's the story? by The+Bungi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Interestingly, it looks like someone at WP deleted much of the page's history. Maybe now they can also be sued for destruction of evidence.

  6. Fuzzy by EnsilZah · · Score: 4, Funny

    He can't sue Wikipedia, so he's suing the next closest target.
    Sounds like Fuzzy Logic to me.

  7. Everything I know I got from Wikipedia by rs79 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Is that the one that says the number of lawsuits he's filing against Wikipedia has tripled in the last six months?"

    Unprecedented in the 759 years of American History. When Wikipedia was formed at the Magna Carta Summit I'm sure they never thought this would happen.

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  8. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 4, Funny

    So has he stopped beating his wife?

  9. Re:So what's the story? by Trogre · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what's the story...the fact that he's doing the right thing here?

    He's suing the correct person for (if the accusations are true - and you've seen Wikipedia troll edits, they probably are) a legitimate reason. So the story is that he's not an idiot suing Wikipedia like the rest of the idiots would?


    I'm guessing you're from somewhere in the United States of America?

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  10. Re:Fuzzy History by dreddnott · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exactly who is talking now?
    Mel Gibson, from the sound of it...
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  11. "Fuzzy" by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd being suing whoever gave me that nickname if I were him...

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  12. Re:So what's the story? by LizardKing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm. Someone tells lies about you that might damage your reputation or livelihood. You want them to stop. Do you

    a.) send someone to break their kneecaps
    b.) smear shit all over their car
    c.) call them lies back and sleep with their sister
    d.) follow the legal remedy that has been established for centuries and appeal for relief against the harmful action?

    Oh that's right. Except in America, the right thing to do is (b).

    Depends on how hot their sister is, otherwise it's poo time.

  13. Re:So what's the story? by Supercrunch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wikipedia probably gets vandalized every minute of the day. In this case, it'd be relevant to know how long the offending paragraph existed in the article before being reverted. If another editor caught it and reverted it within a few hours, I hope the court would find this kind of lawsuit to be frivolous. If The Wiggles filed a lawsuit every time somebody posted how "gay" they were, they'd be rich. (Oh wait, they are. Rich, not gay).