EMI — Ditching DRM is Going To Cost You
33rpm writes "EMI has told online music stores that selling its catalog without DRM is going to cost them a lot of money. 'EMI is the only major record label to seriously consider abandoning the disaster that is DRM, but earlier reports that focused on the company's reformist attitude apparently missed the mark: EMI is willing to lose the DRM, but they demand a considerable advance payment to make it happen. EMI has backed out of talks for now because no one will pay what they're asking.'"
Gooooodbye.
EMI &mdash Ditching DRM is Going To Cost You
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As are en dashes and semicolons
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I knew EMI was a bunch of greedy bastards, and I'm not surprised about that; however, I find it very troubling that mdash, an *excellent* HTML entity, has turned to the dark side like this. Really, I never saw it coming.
It doesn't cost more. EMI is just doing it's best to live up to it's name - Electro Magnetic Interference.
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Once she left him for that fancy nbsp, it was all over.
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You've got a wife, that in and of itself will cost you plenty.
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine No Posessions?'" -- Elvis Costello
Sounds like EMI went to the SCO school of pricing.
Awesome -- the SWAT Team has triangulated your position and they're on their way. Thank you for making this an easier process for us.
Yours truly,
RIAA
Yes it should. So should sex, housing, cars, gas, etc. I shouldn't have to work either.
At the risk of sounding like the geezer I am - you kids today are fucking lazy!
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I was going to read your post, but it was too long.
All kidding aside, is there really something wrong with convenience? I remember being told things when I was a kid like "I had to walk 10 miles to school. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways." and my answer was usually along the lines of "Well, if you had let me get a car I would have driven you."
After which I would usually get a pop to the mouth and not had dinner that evening.
More Twoson than Cupertino
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