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Astronaut Has 'Wasabi Spill' in Space

Sda~ writes "You learn something new everyday: There is nothing in the astronaut training manual about how to clean up flying wasabi. An inadvertent Wasabi spill this week aboard the ISS has made space agencies re-evaluate including the spicy paste in future meals. The astronauts are allowed some of their favorite foods on each trip, to alleviate homesickness. 'Williams, whose father was born in India, has several Indian dishes in her bonus container, including Punjabi kadhi with pakora - vegetable fritters topped with yogurt and curry - and mutter paneer, a curry dish. The dishes are packaged to have a long shelf life in space. Her U.S. crew mate, astronaut Michael Lopez-Alegria, is an even bigger foodie. Lopez-Alegria, who was born in Madrid but grew up in California, had Spanish muffins known as magdalenas, chorizo pork sausage and latte in his bonus container.'"

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  1. Could Have Been Worse by Scarletdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least the wasabi sauce didn't find its way to Uranus.

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  2. Back in my day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the astronauts drank Tang and liked it, dagnabbit!

  3. HEY by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

    You just forget about the wasabi incident or I'm going to diaper drive over to your house and kick your ass.

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  4. Chorizo? Score! by Elrond,+Duke+of+URL · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that settles it. If I can get chorizo in space, sign me up. It's hard enough to find here on Earth in most places.

    Mmmmmmm...

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  5. Aren't there rules against things like this? by FlyByPC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasabi isn't a food -- it's a weapon. I'm convinced that if you brought two large chunks of it together fast enough, it would go supercritical...

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    1. Re:Aren't there rules against things like this? by Stephen+Tennant · · Score: 4, Funny

      With me, it goes supercritical a couple of hours after ingestion - what scientists have classed a "brown nova."

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    2. Re:Aren't there rules against things like this? by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, what comes out of one's black hole is Hawking radiation.

  6. Useful practice? by Original+Replica · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder if this was a decent simulation of a more dangerous spill? What would they do if there was a leaking battery or something worse?

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    1. Re:Useful practice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least she didn't spill hot grits on herself.

    2. Re:Useful practice? by YGingras · · Score: 3, Funny

      What would they do if there was a leaking battery or something worse?
      I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. --Ellen Ripley
  7. *Chuckle* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tee hee! It's funny stories like this that really justify the $2billion/year price tag associated with the ISS! Remember that golf shot last year? And don't forget that cosmonaut who got married up there too.

    Lovely stuff..

    1. Re:*Chuckle* by jdigriz · · Score: 5, Funny

      2 billion a year!!! My god, that's a little over an entire week of war in Iraq http://www.boston.com/news/world/middleeast/articl es/2006/09/28/cost_of_iraq_war_nearly_2b_a_week/ And yet they haven't killed even one space insurgent. I demand a refund!

  8. Re:Fan and filter on a tennis racket by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised they don't create a tennis racket-like device with a low-RPM multibladed fan and an accordian fine-mesh screen.

    They already have fans and filters, but it won't help if the wasabi is already sticking to something like a wall, some equipment, or a person. Cleaning up is an issue because water and cleaning materials are in short supply.

    It would be interesting to calculate the internal surface are of the ISS down to a reasonable scale. It must be several square kilometers, at least.

  9. Slownewsday? by Praseodymn · · Score: 2

    How is this a slow news day post? I mean, I know that most 'geeks' don't acknowledge the existence of food geeks or all of the exciting things happening in the realm of food science but..

    oh hell with it. /. hates food geeks.

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  10. Lay off by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Her U.S. crew mate, astronaut Michael Lopez-Alegria, is an even bigger foodie.

    Yeah, we know Americans are somewhat large on average - but do we really have to draw attention to his weight problem? It can't be that bad if he's an astronaut. Maybe he just has big bones?

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  11. What else can't they handle? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One has to wonder. Surely this same kind of spill could happen with any semi-liquid item, eg. ketchup or mustard, with equal consequences for the equipment and people. There's plenty of chemicals that can spill and present as much of a vapor/inhalation hazard as wasabi if not more. And it's not like NASA doesn't know things like this can happen, we've got 40+ years of experience with zero-gee and more than that of sci-fi stories featuring comedy based around stuff in zero-gee floating where it's not supposed to be. Shouldn't this have been a total non-event, something long planned and prepared for?

    1. Re:What else can't they handle? by susano_otter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is more likely: That NASA, with 40+ years of experience, doesn't know how to handle this kind of thing? Or that a reporter for a business journal is neither well-informed on the topic, nor particularly interested in writing a boring article about how this isn't really news?

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  12. Re:Hmmm... by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, a nice maki holds together well.

    The problem is condiments.

    For your Shoyu, I suggest a sponge. Natural of course. For all I know there's probably a species of sponge that is sushi. Place the sponge in a cylindrical container slightly larger than your roll, with a snap top. When you are ready to eat, you open the snap top and push your roll down into the container.

    Now -- for the wasabi. Condiments are tricky. One should start by asking -- why are condiments served on the side? Apart from differences in persional taste, the main reason is to keep liquids from migrating from the food to the condiment or vice versa, which would degrade the texture of the food, as well as cause a loss of identity between the two. This is why "peanut butter crackers" don't have normal peanut butter. Instead they have a rather dessicated, de-oiled peanut paste. If they put regular peanut butter in them, then the peanut butter would end up that way, but the cracker would turn to mush.

    So, I'm thinking a thin, tasteless cellulose polymer, formulated to have moisture barrier properties, sprayed on the surface of your sushi. We then apply the wasabi -- the less assembly done in space, the fewer chances for screwups, whether we're talking equipment or food. Since you only need a small amount of wasabi, it might be feasible to introduce gelatin or some other binding agent to give the wasabi greater adhering power. You don't want spray anything on the wasabi, since you are supposed to taste it on contact. Most other sushi ingredience release their full flavor after being bitten or masticated.

    Thin films -- after to an inanimate carbon rod, the next unsung hero of the space program.

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  13. Re:Chorizo? Score! by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bigger question is what do his fellow astronauts think about the chorizo a few hours after he's eaten it? It's not like you can open a window, or blame the dog.

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  14. air contaminants by Jeff1946 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have advised the folks who work on analyzing the air in the ISS. I talked to an astronaut about things that concerned them getting into the air. She said Tabasco sauce was one concern. With zero gravity a drop could float around and accidently be inhaled or get into your eye. Eventually the air filtration system will capture it. One of the effects of zero g on the human body is the redistribution of fluids which causes a loss of taste. This is why the astronauts like to add spicyness to their foods.

  15. Re:I don't know which one is more pathetic... by jkrise · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who the hell modded the parent post Troll? All 20 responses so far have been just Funny or Clueless so far... and all in a science.slashdot.org article.

    What useful scientific knowledge does this article provide? Should we trivialise space research to mean flying noodles or some more ultra-high-tech weapons that no one knows anything about?

    Mods, get a clue, will you?

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  16. Re:How to clean up flying wasabi by badasscat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    FYI Most space wasabi is actually horseradish.

    The description in the summary did have me wondering. Wasabi is not really a "paste", and the real Japanese condiment does not exhibit the properties of a liquid. It's more like the consistency of slightly damp clay powder. It would almost seem like the perfect condiment to take into space because it's not liquid enough to spill, nor is it solid or powdery enough for the granules to get into anything (like, say, salt would).

    But if it's really just colored horseradish, that would explain things. Horseradish doesn't need to be a liquid either but it typically is when packaged as a condiment.

    I guess my point is, it sounds like the solution to this problem is for NASA to upgrade the quality of their wasabi!

  17. Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Chorizo is "chorizo" in Spain, and sausage is "salchicha" when referencing the common German types (like the hotdogs ones, but also served alone). I have seen chorizo served in slices (some really thin, around 1 mm) but never with sausages, and it is cured and rather red with white parts.

    In other Spanish talking countries, I do not know if that applies too, but beware as I know some words change from one to another in rather nasty ways, like with Mexico's "tortilla" (as in "unleavened cake") vs Spain's "tortilla" (omelette). You better always ask the restaurant staff or point at the pictures in the menu. ;]

    On a side note, I saw exported chorizo and it was labelled by producers as "paprika pork sausage" (and also in German, but I forgot), I guess they took care to describe it the best way possible to make sure foreign buyers knew what they were getting.

  18. obligatory Simpson quote by mikesum · · Score: 2, Funny

    (From space shuttle above the Earth) Homer: It's beautiful. It's the most awe-inspiring sight I have ever seen. Giver of life, mother of us all...hey guys, look what I smuggled aboard! [shows a bag of chips] Buzz Aldrin: Homer, no! [Homer breaks open bag; chips fly everywhere] Race Banyon: They'll clog the instruments! Buzz: Careful! They're ruffled! Homer: I'll handle this! [Homer floats around the cabin, eating chips to The Blue Danube - an obvious reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey]

  19. Re:Hmmm... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since you only need a small amount of wasabi...
    Allow me to introduce you to the notion of "Irish measure", which states:
    If "some" is good, "more" is better, and "way way way the fuck too much" should be just about right.
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  20. Things you really don't want to bring into space by Y-Crate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm quite a fan of Indian cuisine, but in light of the limitations of their air filtering system, don't you think it's a bit cruel to allow an astronaut to bring curry aboard the ISS?

  21. Re:Chorizo? Which Kind? by lordofthechia · · Score: 4, Informative

    Depends on which kind of chorizo you're talking about. Mexican chorizo (the kind I've seen anyway) has a consistency like uncooked breakfast sausage (and indeed when you buy it in the store it must be cooked before consumption).

    Spanish chorizo (my favorite by far) is a different animal all together (well still pig). It's ready to eat, has a consistency like salami and is generally sliced a few mm thick when served on a sandwich.

    Now you should see the difference between what Mexicans call tortillas and what tortillas are in Spain! (Spanish tortillas are more like a quiche or omelet made from a dozen to 18 eggs, containing green peppers and potatoes, they're about 6cm thick and quite delicious).

    Ok, now I'm hungry for a Spanish chorizo and Manchego cheese sandwich dammit!

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  22. Wasabi isn't all that dangerous... by tinrobot · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...at least it won't drive 1000 miles wearing a diaper and try and kidnap another astronaut.

  23. Re:Chorizo? Score! by drig · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's easy enough to make. Take a good fatty, but not grisly, cut of pork. Like the butt (which is the shoulder) or even some of the trimmings off cheap pork chops. Add chili powder. Grind. I've made it in my food processor and it was easily as good as any I had in Mexico. I use the Chili powder from Penzys spices.

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  24. Could have been much worse! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Think about sex in space. Zero gravity sex could be an amazing thing, I imagine, but the cleanup...

    I mean, you could conceivably keep it clean -- swallow it all, I'm sure you can fill in the blanks. Or, someone could get stupid and try to bukakke...

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  25. OT: "the NASA"? by dosquatch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "the NASA"? I know it would be "the National Aeronautics and Space Administration", but I've always seen the acronym "NASA" used as its own proper noun. i.e., "NASA said..." rather than "The NASA said..."

    I'm seriously not trying to play language nazi here, I'm really curious. It seems like if it would be "the National Aeronautics [...]", then it should also be "the NASA" (especially considering how much noise is thrown up about "ATM Machine" being redundant), unless NASA is some sort of an exception?

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    1. Re:OT: "the NASA"? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well in my case I didn't thought too much about it. My native language is French and we say "la NASA". Feminine form because "Administration" is feminine in French. I suspect that I make a lot of mistake using "the" in inappropriate places...

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  26. Re:Chorizo? Score! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Funny

    > And yes, they meant "sausage" in exactly the way you're thinking.
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    > I used to love chorizo and scrambled eggs down there

    And yes, he also means "scrambled eggs" and "down there" in exactly the way you're thinking!

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