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  1. Re:The guy is smart on Perelman Urged To Accept $1m Prize · · Score: 0

    You know what happens to people in Russia that suddenly come into money... many disappear.

    Yeah, to the Bahamas! Russia: brrrr!

  2. Re:An artform. on Perelman Urged To Accept $1m Prize · · Score: 0

    He might also be a schizophrenic. Isn't the incidence of schizophrenia higher among mathematicians?

  3. Re:Fun idea on Firmware Hack Allows Video Analysis On a Canon Camera · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Precisely. My use of metaphor might be difficult from a technical standpoint, but it will make for a stimulating challenge to anyone willing to create a visual analysis back-end for ghetto booties, sugar apples, badonkadonks, whale tails, laffy taffy, and backyard cheddarstacks.

  4. Re:sweet on Cisco's New Router — Trouble For Hollywood · · Score: 1

    Alright guys break it up! Break it up!

  5. Re:Fun idea on Firmware Hack Allows Video Analysis On a Canon Camera · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My apologies. I meant "juicy" as a metaphor calling to mind appealing round shape and desirability, not leaking of anus or pus lanced from infected tissue.

  6. Re:So on Scientists Demonstrate Mammalian Tissue Regeneration · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure many a Slashdot reader will receive an upgrade in the looks department when they are able to heal acne scars. Now excuse me while I prepare for troll modding from butthurt pizzaface.

  7. Fun idea on Firmware Hack Allows Video Analysis On a Canon Camera · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Could someone please develop an open-source recognition algorithm for juicy teen asses? I'll be happy to write the UI if various visual parameters are supported, though I'm sure depth perception will be a challenge. Nothing worse than a fatty but a flatty...

  8. Right on! on C-Span Posts Full Archives Online · · Score: 1

    Finally!

  9. Well then... on Japanese Turning To "Therapeutic Ringtones" · · Score: 1

    and here I am with my "screeching, terrified woman about to be murdered" ringtone. People say I'm a little tense...

  10. Re:What's wrong with gamepads? on How Sony and Microsoft Hope To Crack the Motion Control Market · · Score: 1
    Mmmmm body stockings... waterproof and lubricant excreting... that'll decidedly swing the pendulum away from family gaming.

    But then, how do I hide what I was doing when my mom walks in...

  11. Re:No option of Fortran? on Good Language Choice For School Programming Test? · · Score: 2, Funny

    But then he must add a module for maintaining neckbeard

  12. ALERT SLASHDOT on Long-Running Underwater Robot Lost At Sea · · Score: 5, Funny

    Activate tearducts and proceed with robot mourning routine!

  13. Re:Exactly What We Need on The World's Cheapest Car Set To Launch · · Score: 1

    If the Yanks try to invade us, Canadian brother, best believe we'll infiltrate and cause all manner of mayhem down there... try to profile a Canadian, Yankees - we've got ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW! HA HA HA HAAAA!

  14. Re:I disagree . . . on Smarter-than-Human Intelligence & The Singularity Summit · · Score: 1

    Now if only "letting the genie out the bottle" was the same as convincing young women to get naked on a webcam while I'm at work and the computer records it.

  15. Re:So on Beijing Police To Launch Animated Web Patrols · · Score: 1
    If you google Tiananmen does a little animated tank come out and crush your cursor?

    No, your cursor is thrown into a tiny animated prison, tortured with adorably rendered sharp implements, summarily executed ( :-D ), then harvested for its still quivering cute little cursor organs.

  16. DS9 Erotic Fanfic on "Cascade B" Particle Discovered At Fermilab · · Score: 0

    Three members of Quark's family delivering "cascades" of heavy matter

  17. I have no choice on Microsoft Gets Novell Docs Before OSS Community · · Score: -1, Troll

    I have to get all worked up now.

  18. Re:Yay! on Debian 4.0 'Etch' Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    My first woody was a memorable experience.

  19. What about reading? on More Videogames, Fewer Books at Some Schools? · · Score: 0, Troll
    This is awful, and a harbinger of horrors to come.

    I rue the day when, speaking to an American about a book I just read, he asks, sheepishly, "But, but... does it come in game form?"

    Poor bastard.

  20. Re:I wonder. on New US Computer Forensic Institute · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Oh officer, you're going to arrest me? Please, just take a look in this box first..."

    Officer, sweating, gulping, "Is that what I think it is?"

    "That's right, and if this crate of mint condition, first edition gold-embossed Call of Cthulu sets were to disappear, I'm sure no one would mind too much, as these things tend to happen..."

  21. Ouch on Linux Starts to Find Home on Desktops · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "We don't have time for science projects in state government," he says.

    I felt that one hit my balls.

  22. Tough scientists! on Ocean Floor Crust Wound to Be Explored · · Score: 2, Funny
    These guys are hardcore!

    I mean, the last time I was invited to inspect an open wound in someone's gash, I ran.

  23. Re:It's because humans WANT to believe on Humans Hardwired to Believe in Supernatural Deity? · · Score: 1
    Or, humans believe in God because we are evolved to survive and thrive as heirarchical cooperative beings, who require an authority to regulate social norms within the natural class structure. Our increased reasoning capacity requires us to extrapolate widely on an ultimate authority, because that same reasoning capacity, at odds with itself, dictates that such an authority cannot exist.

    Though, anything is possible.

  24. Re:Aren't there rules against things like this? on Astronaut Has 'Wasabi Spill' in Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    With me, it goes supercritical a couple of hours after ingestion - what scientists have classed a "brown nova."

  25. So close on 67-Kilowatt Laser Unveiled · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soon, America will wield the power to project an annoying red dot into any room in North Korea or Iran, disturbing and agitating ANY and ALL cats, and, if the resident is so foolish as to investigate... his very eyes may be irritated, and possibly damaged, after prolonged exposure!