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Windows Vista Keygen a Hoax

An anonymous reader writes "The author of the Windows Vista keygen that was reported yesterday has admitted that the program does not actually work. Here is the initial announcement of the original release of the keygen, and here is the followup post in which the same author acknowledges that the program is fake. Apparently, the keygen program does legitimately attack Windows Vista keys via brute force, but the chances of success are too low for this to be a practical method. Quote from the author: 'Everyone who said they got a key is probably lying or mistaken!'"

154 comments

  1. i thought so by jrwr00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I figured it would turn out like that, its just a random number gen that prints a 25 digit number.
    a 4 year old using BASIC could do that

    1. Re:i thought so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe slashdot even posted this. Anyone who knew even the littlest about brute-forcing would know that a product key of that length could take years (maybe more than your lifetime) to brute force. For example, it probably takes a fraction of a second to brute-force 1 character with a computer of today's standards. For two characters there are that many possibilities. For lets say 20 digits the number of possible combinations is, well.. For example. If the product key used 0-9 and a-z, then there are 36 different possibilities for each character. For a 20 character key, that is 36^20 possibilities. That is 13367494538843734067838845976576 possibilities.

    2. Re:i thought so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen XP key gens work pretty well, Leave the thing turning overnight it will comeback with 20 or so working keys... don't imagine Vista will be entirely more difficult when the big boys figure it out.

  2. People lie on the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quote from the author: 'Everyone who said they got a key is probably lying or mistaken!'"

    Oh sure. Next I suppose you're going to tell me that the guy who claims he ordered (and received) a 37" LCD TV for $7.99 due to a price mistake is lying, too. Or the kid who swore he put a Beta tape in a VHS deck and it played...Don't you have any faith in people anymore?

    1. Re:People lie on the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      My favorite was always the "If you heat up a needle and put it through this particular spot on your Tomb Raider CD, Lara Croft will be naked!" How many did that one disappoint, I wonder?

      =)

    2. Re:People lie on the internet? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 3, Funny

      How many did that one disappoint, I wonder?
      I wasn't disappointed until I read that!
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    3. Re:People lie on the internet? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      My favorite was always the "If you heat up a needle and put it through this particular spot on your Tomb Raider CD, Lara Croft will be naked!" How many did that one disappoint, I wonder? An even "better" one was for the Intel 486SX CPU, the cheapo version of the Pentium's predecessor. To quote the Foldoc entry:-

      All 486SX chips were fabricated with FPUs. If testing showed that the CPU was OK but the FPU was defective, the FPU's power and bus connections were destroyed with a laser and the chip was sold cheaper as an SX, if the FPU worked it was sold as a DX.

      The Jargon File claimed that the SX was deliberately disabled crippleware. The German computer magazine, "c't", made this same theory the basis of an April Fools Joke. They claimed that if one drilled a hole of a specified diameter through the right point on a SX chip, this would brake the circuit that disables the FPU. Some people actually tried (and then bought themselves new processors).
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    4. Re:People lie on the internet? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      My favorite was always the "If you heat up a needle and put it through this particular spot on your Tomb Raider CD, Lara Croft will be naked!" How many did that one disappoint, I wonder?

      But that one really worked. I did it myself. I swear!

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    5. Re:People lie on the internet? by secolactico · · Score: 2, Informative

      My favorite was always the "If you heat up a needle and put it through this particular spot on your Tomb Raider CD, Lara Croft will be naked!" How many did that one disappoint, I wonder?

      Uh? Never heard of that hoax. Is there any reference on the web? A cursory google search turns up nothing.

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    6. Re:People lie on the internet? by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know about that, but I do know that if I post this message 10 times I will get a free thingamajiggy in the mail. It works, my friend said so.

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    7. Re:People lie on the internet? by antibryce · · Score: 2, Funny

      How many did that one disappoint, I wonder?

      I know of at least one... :(

    8. Re:People lie on the internet? by uyguremre · · Score: 1

      Next I suppose you're going to tell me that the guy who claims he ordered (and received) a 37" LCD TV for $7.99 due to a price mistake is lying, too.

      Believe it or not I actually did order and receive an nvidia graphics card worth around $150-$200 for around $2 from the most popular online shop in Turkey. I was banging my head on the wall when i recieved it that i did not order more than one. They never realized the problem and the same account i received the item is still active.
    9. Re:People lie on the internet? by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      I detect sarcasm. I suppose you're one of those people who don't believe I was able to play a PlayStation 3 game from my computer's CD drive. Have some faith in people!

    10. Re:People lie on the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tomb Raider days, man! Half the hoaxes out there were still off the net. Long after the mimeograph machine died, but before email was common (except for us geeks.)

    11. Re:People lie on the internet? by thatnerdguy · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Bill Gates could track slashdot posts as well

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  3. you posted to the wrong thread by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you meant this one and you should have said "I think this is a hoax"

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  4. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The OEM BIOS hacks on the other hand...

  5. OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by ekasperc · · Score: 5, Informative

    OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit_For_Microsoft_Windows_V ista_X86.v1.0-PARADOXThis has been floating around for a few minutes now, and according to the history of this group, i guess this is a bulletproof solution ..
    But i don't know what will be the impact for online upgrades since i don't use Vista myself.

    1. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      OEM activation works by having OEM identifiers and SLIC table stored in the BIOS and Microsoft then sign a cert per OEM (also required). The softmod uses vista boot manager to spoof flashed BIOS. Patching a VM should be even easier.

      Once again, product activation is only a PITA for legit customers.

    2. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hmmm, I wasn't aware of this. Then again, I haven't been paying much attention to Vista stuff anyways. A few minutes of digging around brought up this site, which looks to have links to modified BIOS files for quite a few motherboards. Pretty sneaky, sis...

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    3. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup this method is working. This to Digital Life has complete instructions. The oldie but goodie is the Timer Stop fix which is working very well for most people. I'm fairly sure Vista's activation scheme will be cracked soon--I'm just surprised none of the big cracking groups are openly trying/releasing hacks.

    4. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Wont TPM and EFI make this harder?

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    5. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought "users have full control over TPM" was the official line? Only a conspiracy nut would suggest that major tech corporations had lied and colluded to ram a draconian control system down our throats. Remember, TPM is all "warm and fuzzies" like Jar-Jar Binks retarded cousin.

    6. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wont TPM and EFI make this harder?

      Vista doesn't use either.

    7. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      You just disable the TPM chip - the majority of PCs out there don't have one (this laptop was new in November and doesn't have one for example, so it's not just old ones either) so they can't exactly make it mandatory.

    8. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Links... PARADOX's OEM emulation tool is out on the various torrent sites. Here is the link from Demonoid.

      Pantheon released a full Windows Vista Ulimate CD with their own activation tool using the same principle. Here is the NZB set (click NZB to download the file) to facilitate downloading from Usenet. Posts are two hours old so they may need a bit longer if you're not using Giganews, Newshosting, etc.

    9. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TPM could theoretically make it impossible, that's the entire point. Your surrendering control of your hardware platform to the OS vendor. In reality it's only a matter of time before the TPM is cracked and emulated in software.

      The MacBook PRO dropped TPM and it's unused on the MacBook. While I'd like to see more vendors drop support, it's perfectly reasonable for MS to require their OEMs to ship machines with a TPM.

    10. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Dell D820's have them as do most business sold laptops I imagine. They also come with smart card readers as standard.

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    11. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      PARADOX are a bunch of retards that are doing nobody a favor with their stupid cracks. Every time someone installs a warezed copy of Windows or Office is one lost chance to gain a Linux/BSD user.

      glass

    12. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, the above link only takes you to the OEM BIOS hack which involves physically flashing the motherboard with a hacked BIOS. The solution in the GP is better outlined below...

      http://www.mydigitallife.info/2007/03/02/windows-v ista-oem-activation-crack-vstaldr-without-modify-o r-flash-bios/

    13. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I understand your logic, I disagree with your conclusion. To play some games, you must have Windows at this time. I would rather than people who must have a copy, find a way to get it free. This way they are not financially tied into MS, and they are not any more inclined to invest any money into MS.

      Also, since Vista comes with 90% of all computers sold in the US, the fact that they don't have it already means they are building their own boxes instead of buying Dells. Guys that build their own don't pirate OS's because it is cheaper, they do it because it is there to be done. Like running apache on an Xbox...it has no practical value, but fun to try anyway, and play a little with it.

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    14. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Once again, product activation is only a PITA for legit customers."

      For some extreamely low threshold of PITA. But then this is the forum that's stymed by DVD commercials.

    15. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      To play some games, you must have Windows at this time. I would rather than people who must have a copy, find a way to get it free. This way they are not financially tied into MS, and they are not any more inclined to invest any money into MS.

      Gee -I'd rather then have ABSOULTLY no possibility of running windows without paying for, that way they'd have a financial intrest in finding ways to sever their ties with M$ and might be willing to spend part of what they would have on Vista to facilitate their transition to a more open platform. In my opion the more M$ charges for Windows and the harder it is to pirate the better the software landscape will end up looking.

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    16. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by the_mushroom_king · · Score: 0

      Fajita or Chicken-Ranch?

    17. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by misleb · · Score: 1

      Also, since Vista comes with 90% of all computers sold in the US, the fact that they don't have it already means they are building their own boxes instead of buying Dells. Guys that build their own don't pirate OS's because it is cheaper, they do it because it is there to be done. Like running apache on an Xbox...it has no practical value, but fun to try anyway, and play a little with it.


      No, really, they do it because it is cheaper and easier than going to the store to buy it. I bet if you could legitimately download Vista for $1, most of such pirating would disappear. I know I wouldn't bother pirating unless I could just 'borrow' a copy on DVD from my employer with a valid key that didn't get checked against a master database for duplicates and cause problems for my employer. (was that a runon sentence?) This is exactly why I installed Windows Server 2k3 on my home computer instead of pirating XP and messing w/ its validation crap. I could get a copy of 2k3 from work that had a a good old fashion CD key and no other protection. But otherwise, it works just like XP. Cheaper and easier.

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    18. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Splab · · Score: 1

      Odd. I got a Vista premium license for free from Microsoft, I haven't tried it and not going to until there is a reason for me to upgrade. Granted I didn't go from win2k to winXP until last year. Getting stuff for free doesn't mean people will magically start using it, they need to have a purpose for doing so.

    19. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it will... where will they get the private key?

    20. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was your purpose from going from 2k to xp? I was actually considering doing the opposite recently.

    21. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      product activation is only a PITA for legit customers.

      I can only agree how much of a pain this was. Once I'd typed in my 25 numbers and letters, Windows never bothered me or asked me about it again. How intolerably annoying is that?!

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    22. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by sponga · · Score: 1

      That is most hilarious thing that gets me around here about DRM/WGA; is that us power users are usually the ones affected by it since we usually have a pirated copy.
      I had a machine that had a pirated copy of XP and everytime I wanted the updates right away; sure enough WGA would show its face and I would have to find the latest tool to avoid it.

      Yet I have a legitimate copy on another machine and in those 4 years since I have had it running I have yet to run into a problem with WGA and can access all the WGA areas on the MS site; unlike on my other machine where I accidently installed it and had to boot into DOS to move some files around by command.

      It's just funny sometimes listening to a minority group claim that it affects a majority of them when all they do is surround themselves with those power users so they think thats how the real world is.

    23. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      I can only agree how much of a pain this was. Once I'd typed in my 25 numbers and letters, Windows never bothered me or asked me about it again. How intolerably annoying is that?!


      Well count yourself lucky. I had a quite a hassle last time MS questioned my right to run my legitimately purchased copy of XP. I had to type that stupid code at least 4 or 5 times in response to robotic prompts. After getting disconnected the first couple of times, I finally got transferred to some guy in Uttermost Thule who sneeringly asked "are you sure you are running this copy of XP on just one computer?" He then promised to fix me up with a new sekrit kode, but put me on Eternal Hold instead. Not to be easily discouraged, I called one more time, and must have connected to a robot who just got oiled, because it gave me a working sekrit kode. I call that a royal PITA.


      Now, I know I was given a hard time because I had swapped out my CPU and motherboard in the span of about 3 weeks. Probably, Macthorpe doesn't ever open his box, so doesn't get hassled. I guess it violates MS's expectations and goes contrary to their business model to have people build their own computers and swap out CPUs and motherboards, so I guess that makes me an enemy in their eyes. I suppose I should have expected that, knowing who I was doing business with. My bad.

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    24. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by misleb · · Score: 1

      Well that comment just came out of nowhere, didn't it? How did we go from talking why people pirate to what makes people upgrade Windows? Assuming a person WANTS a certain version of windows, the most likely reasons they would pirate it are because it is cheaper and easier than buying it. That's all I'm saying. Who cares if you only just upgraded to XP last year and won't install your free copy of Vista.

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    25. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Macthorpe · · Score: 0, Troll

      Check my (now deservedly marked troll) comment to the AC above - I open my box an awful lot. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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    26. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Live and learn. In 5 years time if you're still "tinkering" you're going to be annoyed when you're told to repurchase a software license because "it died with the machine". I don't even know what the fuck that means, either the license sticker affixed to the case is valid or it isn't. Faced with installing a "pirate" copy or instigating legal proceedings against our dear friends in Redmond, most of us go for the working computer. This is why I have a machine running XP corporate instead of the "genuine" XP home whos product id is affixed to the case.

      I'm glad you never had any problems but clearly others do, no need to be factious.

    27. Re:OEM_BIOS_Emulation_Toolkit by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      While only a single case, I'm a legit customer and product activation was hardly a PITA. Installing a clean "upgrade" was tedious (although the savings of $140 was well worth it to me), but the activation itself was instantaneous and unremarkable. That said, I believe Vista is a waste of money overall, except that I find it to be the most feature-complete platform for an HD HTPC at present.

  6. Why by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    .. doesnt somebody actually create a distributed brute force on Windows activation. How many windows machinès in the world? That adds up to some pretty powerful attack.

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    1. Re:Why by vivaoporto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because 1) It is not intelligent, brute force was never needed to bypass Windows Activation before 2) It is not subtle enough, and an operation this size would put a big bullseye on whoever did it 3) It is not profitable, people that run those botnets do it for profit, not to "stick it to the man", or to piss off Microsoft.

    2. Re:Why by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Yes but if they can get the algorithm then GAME OVER without hacks :)

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    3. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing myself. What if you use all that info to create a huge dictionary of invalid numbers so when another user gets in he gets a copy of that and its client skips those? Kinda like Ophcrack upside down.

    4. Re:Why by LarsG · · Score: 1

      Done smart you wouldn't need a huge dictionary. You could for example divide the keyspace as a tree and give out small sub-trees to the participants. When sub-trees have been checked, they can be merged.

      (simple ex: Divide as a binary tree, when 1.1.1.1 and 1.1.1.2 are done you can mark 1.1.1 as checked. If sub-trees are given out in a smart fashion, the dictionary wouldn't have to become very large.)

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    5. Re:Why by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes but you will be doing that every time, once you got the algorithm you just have to seed it (most likely a hash of your computer configuration) to generate valid keys. They cannot go and redo the algorithm without impacting a LARGE amount of their customers, they can black list numbers but so what, with the algorithm you just genereate a new valid one. GAME OVER. Isnt that what we want to render it TOTALLY useless FOR GOOD? This is the way, not some bypass thats just temporary. THINK BIGGER!

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    6. Re:Why by wfberg · · Score: 1

      .. doesnt somebody actually create a distributed brute force on Windows activation. How many windows machinès in the world? That adds up to some pretty powerful attack.

      Except that you need an activation code for every machine. So adding machines doesn't only add to the processing power by 1, but also increases the workload by 1. This is of course assuming people who don't need to get a copy of windows activated won't feel the urge to join, which seems fairly likely.

      Brute force is always the last resort, and not really attractive. What was interesting about this hack is that apparently the windows activation scheme didn't limit the amount of tries (per second).

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    7. Re:Why by misleb · · Score: 1

      Because 1) It is not intelligent, brute force was never needed to bypass Windows Activation before 2) It is not subtle enough, and an operation this size would put a big bullseye on whoever did it 3) It is not profitable, people that run those botnets do it for profit, not to "stick it to the man", or to piss off Microsoft.


      I think originally people started botnets mostly for fun and to display hacking "prowess" and to DDoS people that piss them off (companies such as Microsoft, perhaps). It was only fairly recently that the kiddies found that they could use botnets to spread spam and malware for money. The problem now is that botnets now have a financial advantage and other users might seem like a waste of resources. But that doesn't mean they weren't originally started for other reasons.

      The big problem with using a distributed cracking method is that, AFAIK, keys have to be unique. If there was a distributed cracking system, there would be no way to distribute one key to one person. Everyone would try to grab the same keys as they were produced.

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    8. Re:Why by Splab · · Score: 1

      Uhm, a valid key is what, 25 characters? And we got 26 characters in the alphabet and and 10 numbers giving us a 36 possibilities for each character in the key, that is 36^25 "valid" combinations, unless you know their algorithm for picking valid keys you have to search the whole keyspace and that is a mighty big number, the processing power to do so simply doesn't exists.

    9. Re:Why by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      They cannot go and redo the algorithm The industry is at least decades ahead of you--probably closer to centuries. Credit card companies learned this lesson from number theorists who were probably first employed by insurance brokers.

      How many different algorithms are there to generate a prime number? Sure, all of them eventually fail, but they each fail in their own special way. Every prime number generator has an optimum range.

      These algorithms generate prime numbers which are used as valid keys for Dell. These algorithms generate prime numbers which are used as valid keys for HP. These algorithms generate prime numbers which are used as valid keys sent to China. These algorithms generate prime numbers which are used as valid keys in the alpha testing groups. These algorithms generate prime numbers which are used as valid keys in the beta testing groups. These algorithms generate prime numbers which are used as valid keys on the test systems shipped to technical writers.

      Et cetera.

      Microsoft compiles information from Windowsupdate, third party software, websites, exploits, error reports, and anything else which communicates any bit of information that can be associated with the key in use on that system. Microsoft knows full well where the source of its piracy is--and it's not just some vaporous hackboi in Romania.
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    10. Re:Why by physicsnick · · Score: 1

      Yes, but most profitable applications of botnets involve using the internet connection (e.g. sending spam). This is by far limited by the bandwidth available, not by the processing speed of the computers. There's plenty of processing speed left over to do this sort of hack on the side.

    11. Re:Why by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      The algorithm is obvious: public key encryption. The product key is going to be something like {Product, Edition, Serial#, Hash} encrypted with Microsoft's private key. Knowing the algorithm only helps you if you also know the private key.

      This is why you don't see keygens resulting from leaks of Windows source code. The key validation code is extremely simple. You simple decrypt with the public key and check the hash. Activation takes care of checking the validity of the serial #.

  7. Key gen or not.. by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 0, Troll

    Windows Fista is not worth it, stick with what you have that works until they get it working and you actually MUST need it. I see no reason to install it.

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    1. Re:Key gen or not.. by Dan_Bercell · · Score: 1

      Lol, Random Troll spam

    2. Re:Key gen or not.. by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      I wasnt trolling just voicing my opinion on Vista. I see no compelling reason to use it for now. Perhaps in a year down the line after patches and more Vista specific products. Until then , nope. Can't recommend it. But I can always tell you what you WANT to hear, yes Vista is great, it will solve all your problems and its worth every penny. I strongly recommend you drop everything and go out and purcahse it and migrate all your machines to it. You wont regret it. Feel better now?

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    3. Re:Key gen or not.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You weren't voicing an opinion. You were directly telling people what they should do, without anything backing up your position but "I cant see any reason to upgrade". Hence the troll mod.

    4. Re:Key gen or not.. by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Same here. I've been to the MS website, read the reviews, even played with it at Staples. Until I have to get it, I ain't getting it.

      I'd spend $100 on the upgrade, but not $260 for Ultimate. I could buy a lesser version, but to get both scheduled backups and media center, you have to get Ultimate. For that, I'll wait until SP2 comes out and fixes the first round of bugs.

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    5. Re:Key gen or not.. by NayDizz · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't SP2 be fixing the second round of bugs?

    6. Re:Key gen or not.. by johnlcallaway · · Score: 3, Funny

      You, kind sir, may be expecting SP1 to actually fix the first round of bugs.

      I, on the other hand, do not.

      (Or I fucked up the post ... both are equally valid options)

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  8. Resetting the trial period? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Skipping the background story, is there any way to reset the trial period (with slmgr -rearm) after the original trial ran out? Running the command isn't the problem, but it seems to either do nothing (with a regular account) or crash with an error when running as admin. TIA.

  9. /.'d by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh well, didn't really want to read a retraction anyway.

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  10. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No worries, I've submitted the form to nominate the author for Pulitzer. Shoe-in if you ask me.

  11. well not really a hoax by Juggalo_X · · Score: 1

    you know it does exactly what he said it would, bruit force. and in therory it will work it just might take 6 years, but it does exactly what he said it would. Im running vista ultimate, a legit version. and it wouldnt be worth the waite for the brute force any how, vista sux, i have a system that can blow the socks off most systems in xp. but under vista its slow and just dont cut it for gaming.

    1. Re:well not really a hoax by anotherone · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you must be lost. [H]ardOCP is just down the street a few blocks.

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  12. Just like Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like somebody got The Phone Call. Anyway, why would it be a hoax all of a sudden? It works. Not very fast (the site did specify hours to days, though weeks might be more like it), but does work, hence not a hoax.

    1. Re:Just like Dell by julesh · · Score: 1

      It looks like somebody got The Phone Call. Anyway, why would it be a hoax all of a sudden? It works. Not very fast (the site did specify hours to days, though weeks might be more like it), but does work, hence not a hoax.

      If MS weren't morons when they designed the key system, hundreds of thousands of years might be more like it. But you can keep trying if you like.

    2. Re:Just like Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need is a virus that changes the version of vista installed then deactivates the copy, forcing reactivation except the original key won't work so M$oft is forced to regenerate keys for people.

    3. Re:Just like Dell by dioscaido · · Score: 1

      I don't have a Vista key handy but lets assume it's 15 characters (or longer, win2k3 is 15 characters). Correct me if I'm wrong, but that would mean that there are 35 (26 letters + 9 numbers) ^ 15 possible combinations, or 144,884,079,282,928,466,796,875? Even if you could test a million keys a second, it would still take 4 billion years to try them all. The product key UI usually takes at least a second to validate the key.

      The brute force approach is fundamentally impossible, unless you are the luckiest person in the world. The same thing applies for any long user password, which is why rainbow tables are often used to bring down the possible combinations.

    4. Re:Just like Dell by david_g17 · · Score: 1

      9 numbers? did you really just state "26 letters + 9 numbers"? ;)

    5. Re:Just like Dell by Splab · · Score: 1

      I think he might have meant 25 characters and 10 numbers - O and 0 can be pretty hard to tell apart. Guess he just chose to include O instead of 0 :)

    6. Re:Just like Dell by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it depend on how many keys in the keyspace that Microsoft considers valid? It's not like there is only one working key. There is going to be lots of them, given how many computers will likely be running Vista in the next few years. Atleast several hundred million, I would figure, probably more. And all that you have to do is find one of them.

    7. Re:Just like Dell by dioscaido · · Score: 1

      Yeah forgot the zero. :)

    8. Re:Just like Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never tell me the odds!

  13. If you're looking for a good laugh... by dr.badass · · Score: 1

    If you're looking for a good laugh, I would recommend reading some of the responses in that forum thread. People are still running the keygen in hope of getting a valid key, reasoning "its not that its fake.. its just taht you never actually put thought into the logic." and "you look at the invalid keys it produces and check why its invalid so you can come up with a mathimatical equsion to compute valid keys.. "

    Warning: Extreme Tolerance for Poor Spelling Required

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    1. Re:If you're looking for a good laugh... by Ayal.Rosenthal · · Score: 1

      Its funny because its true. A random number generator will randomly work, so maybe it makes sense to try it for a couple of weeks. Someone might get lucky and notice a pattern where there is none.

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    2. Re:If you're looking for a good laugh... by neminem · · Score: 1

      Hey, a random number generator was my keygen for Starcraft... I actually owned a legal copy, but lost the cd key. Thus, for the past almost 10 years, whenever I need to reinstall Starcraft, I type in some random numbers. It always works after a couple tries.

    3. Re:If you're looking for a good laugh... by Ayal.Rosenthal · · Score: 1

      That's a different (and better) topic all together... Starcraft kicked ass - especially the initial multi-player version that was out back in 98/99.

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  14. Good scare for Vista people though by suso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even thought it turned out to not be true, there are a lot of people who only read Slashdot and other news places during the week and won't see this retraction, so they may never know that it was fake. So they will go off with a further impression that its unsafe to run Vista and you could have your legitimate key compromised at any moment. Its like the tactics that some politicians and corporations use. What is someone going to post next week and retract on Saturday?

    1. Re:Good scare for Vista people though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even thought it turned out to not be true,"

      I didn't RTFA, but are you sure it's not true? True or not, the guy probably got jumped on immediately by a pile of lawyers, the FBI, who knows what else. He would have been crushed, and he would be doing and saying whatever they want him to.

    2. Re:Good scare for Vista people though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant! I see our marketing plan already!

      1. Use slashdot as a media for circulating false claims about security holes regarding programs we dont like
      2. ...
      3. Profit!

      Oh shit, go figure. Doesnt slashdot do this already?

      Suso, you have my my investment money!

    3. Re:Good scare for Vista people though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly. This is slashdot, this story we get duped at least two more times. Problem solved.

    4. Re:Good scare for Vista people though by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's a proven business model!

    5. Re:Good scare for Vista people though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are indeed advocating FUD?
      Can't you guys defeat Vista on the merits, given how horrible Vista is (according to you simpletons)?

  15. When in reality by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The 25 digit key is in base 36 (0-9 plus A-Z), providing 8.08281277e+38 possible keys, without accounting for various error checking and validation schemes

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    1. Re:When in reality by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      But do we know how many valid keys exist in this domain ? After all we have seen MS releasing a key protection scheme (I believe it was for Win98) where you just had to provide a key where the sum of specific digits would be a multiple of 7. There was something like 36^12 possible keys but 1/7th of them were valid. Or was that also an hoax ?

      Anyway, it really depends on how much valid combinations exist. If they tailored the algorithm to only accept a few billions of combination they are safe but if they allowed 0.001% of combinations to be valid keys, well... brute force remains a valid option.

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    2. Re:When in reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even think about these things before you post?

      Assuming the previous poster's numbers are correct (and I've no reason to believe they're not), there's over 8,082,812,770,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 combinations...

      Even 0.000001% of them ( 100 millionth ) means there's over 8,082,812,770,000,000,000,000,000,000 (that's > 8 OCTILLION) combinations...

      Brute force away...

    3. Re:When in reality by jotok · · Score: 1

      Assuming the previous poster's numbers are correct (and I've no reason to believe they're not), there's over 8,082,812,770,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 combinations...

      To a layman, that's about 8 brazilian combinations.

    4. Re:When in reality by GuidoW · · Score: 1

      The total number of valid keys does not matter, what matters is how many keys you have to produce on average before you hit one that works. If a 100 millionth of all possible keys will work, then you will have to produce, on average, 100 million keys before you hit one that works.

      I don't know exactly how hard it is to produce these keys and (more importantly) check whether they are valid, but I'd guess that the computing power required to produce one Vista key in this manner is probably more expensive than a legit Vista license.

      (But then again, there's no factual basis for the 0.000001% number either, so it's all just wild guesses anyway...)

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    5. Re:When in reality by jrockway · · Score: 2, Informative

      > If a 100 millionth of all possible keys will work, then you will have to produce, on average, 100 million keys before you hit one that works.

      Actually, it's 50 million on average.

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    6. Re:When in reality by solitas · · Score: 2, Informative
      The 25 digit key is in base 36 (0-9 plus A-Z), providing 8.08281277e+38 possible keys, without accounting for various error checking and validation schemes

      Actually, there should be a lot less than that since some characters are always letters and some characters are always numbers.

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    7. Re:When in reality by kbradford · · Score: 2, Insightful

      0.001% of 8.08E+38 is still 8.08E+34. That is a VERY LARGE number. Why would MS create a key algorithm that allowed for so many valid keys? Not only would they never need that many, but it would only make it that much easier for brute force cracking.

      Obviously it isn't that big.

  16. Might not even have to validate keys at all anymor by gd23ka · · Score: 5, Informative

    I see no reason why they even have an algorithm to check whether
    a key is valid before submitting it to their server for signing.

    If I were them I would do what prepaid mobile phone has been doing
    for years: generate completely random keys and at the signing server
    end just check if that key is in the database and if it's not already
    used. If that's the case then all they would have to do is sign the
    key and the computer configuration and return that to the client code
    that would in turn check if the signature is valid.

    That way there would be no way to brute force keys because they have
    control over the validation server and can put a stop to that and there
    is no key validation code exposed from which someone might derive a
    key generator or at least get hints at how the keys are distributed
    in key space.

  17. If it's actually a brute-force == Solution! by itz2000 · · Score: 0

    If it's actually a brute-force, it's only time until a hacker with bot-net / 65000 zombies will give anyone of his zombies this program to bruteforce it and report on good keys... soon enough he will hold something like 6500 keys (lets say, 1 week?) and he will post these 6500 keys on notepad / program for serials.
    Really easy, cause in-fact if this program actually tries to brute-force Vista key, it's only a matter of time until a computer finds a key.

    But then again, WHO CARES?, I will keep using Linux (Slackware) anyway, why should I downgrade to Vista

    1. Re:If it's actually a brute-force == Solution! by julesh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Based on calculations in the other thread discussing this, we reckoned that if MS hadn't been stupid designing the key system, you'd have to try somewhere in the region of (IIRC) 10^17 keys before getting one that works. Now we can discard the "evidence" that suggested they had been stupid, this is back to being our baseline assumption. Based on speed-of-trial stats reported there, this would take a 65K-node botnet around 14 years to crack a single key.

    2. Re:If it's actually a brute-force == Solution! by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      Not around 14 years, but up to 14 years. There is a possibility that the first key tried works. It will only take 14 years if the 1/14 years happens to be the last one tried in those 14 years, more likely it will be one of the other [14years-1] worth. (yes, this means that for any particular key attempted it is more likely to be one of the others that will be attempted]. Odds are just that, odds.

    3. Re:If it's actually a brute-force == Solution! by julesh · · Score: 1

      Not around 14 years, but up to 14 years. There is a possibility that the first key tried works. It will only take 14 years if the 1/14 years happens to be the last one tried in those 14 years, more likely it will be one of the other [14years-1] worth. (yes, this means that for any particular key attempted it is more likely to be one of the others that will be attempted]. Odds are just that, odds.

      No, E[time until a valid result found] = 14 years. Max[time until a valid result found] would probably come out somewhere in the region of millenia. It's just as likely to take longer than 14 years as it is to take less time.

    4. Re:If it's actually a brute-force == Solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why do you say 14 years then? It's just as much likely to not be found at 1 year.

    5. Re:If it's actually a brute-force == Solution! by julesh · · Score: 1

      Because 14 years is the expected time to find a solution. In repeated trials, 14 years would be the average length of time that finding a solution would take. Do you understand probability theory at all?

  18. I remember the XP keygen - and that worked fine by DJRikki · · Score: 1

    ...So stands to reason that a Vista one would be possible too. Dont know how the XP one worked but it spent a good few hours crunching away and displayed what had worked. Probably generated a random number then ran it through an algo that would at the end say "yup, this validates" or "no it doesnt" and recorded the ones that did actually pass the test. Surely that isnt a big feat for working with whichever algo Vista uses?

    1. Re:I remember the XP keygen - and that worked fine by rumplet · · Score: 1

      The first working XP key generator was called 'The blue list' as far i'm aware.
      There was a brute force element to the generation since it took about an hour to make a key on my cruddy old laptop I had at university at the time. Not all keys generated even worked so you'd have to make a bunch. I actually had a legal key under some student licence the university had, but didn't want to phone microsoft to activate it.
      At some point an instant XP keygen took over as the algorithm was well and truly hacked.
      Not that i'd know.

    2. Re:I remember the XP keygen - and that worked fine by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you even had to activate the university key? I got one from my college and it was a volume license key-- no activation required.

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    3. Re:I remember the XP keygen - and that worked fine by Sethb · · Score: 1

      Then your university didn't follow the rules. VLK media is only supposed to be used by the institution, and the VLKs aren't supposed to be given to end-user types. For media given to students, faculty, and staff for their personal computers, the institution is supposed to buy (and can resell) media that requires activation, and comes with a unique key. It's pretty cheap, under $5/disc if I recall. I know that at one time, the IT staff of the institution could install the VLK version on your machine for you as well, but they still were supposed to keep the VLK itself semi-secret.

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    4. Re:I remember the XP keygen - and that worked fine by stinerman · · Score: 1

      At my university (Wright St.), every campus PC has the exact same Windows XP key. All students up to a certain point were also allowed to check out a copy of XP for free. This "deal" expired (afaik) awhile back.

      Part of the license agreement we had to sign was to agree to use the license only so long as we were students of the university. If you wanted a better license, you had to pay for XP (but at a very reduced charge).

      To this day, many people on campus can recite the key from memory due to how much it got passed around.

  19. Why Bother? by awpoopy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Stop spending so much time trying to crack a piece of crap. Your time would be better spent trying to break a version of Linux and reporting bugs.
    Otherwise, just go to the zoo and see if you can count the turd peanuts in an elephant enclosure.

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    1. Re:Why Bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a goat at your local petting zoo ate a bunch of gold jewelery and whenever it pooped there was a chance of there being a gold nugget in the poo nugget, it might be worth it to look at the poo to check it for gold.

      That's what this is like. Vista is a steaming turd, but it has value.

    2. Re:Why Bother? by awpoopy · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the vote of -1 and from an Anonymous Coward, no less. Hmmm. Saying Vista is a piece of crap and has value? I think not.

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  20. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by Ghandalfar · · Score: 1

    I would guess it is to help the user in case of mistyping. If the serial pattern is such that it is hard to find a "working" serial by a typing mistake it is a good way to ensure that the serials that the users are submitting are typed in correctly.

    Not having this step means that it is even harder for users to figure out if "failed" reply from server meant that the serial is already in use (or stolen) or that they just made a typing mistake.

  21. But brute force actually does work. by BrentRJones · · Score: 0, Troll
    I quote: "Apparently, the keygen program does legitimately attack Windows Vista keys via brute force, but the chances of success are too low for this to be a practical method."

    My software team of 665 programmers in Puna, India, has actually cracked the WV keys over 78,023 times. Get your key for Rs. 5,000 or US$ 30.00 on our site:

    http://www.windows-crakers-in-india.com/

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  22. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by Cheesey · · Score: 1

    I think that is exactly how online activation CD keys work. The key has some sort of checksum built into it so that some offline checking is possible. This is to detect typos. But it is not a strong check. The full check is performed online against the list of valid and unused keys, which as you say are generated from random data.

    Suppose the key is 125 bits in size. (5 words of 5 characters, with each character representing 5 bits). Say 10 bits are devoted to a checksum, so that there is only a 1 in 1024 chance of an incorrectly entered key being accepted by the offline check. That still leaves 115 random bits of key data. Knowing how to compute the checksum has not significantly reduced the key space.

    The software manufacturer might sell 2^30 (about 1 billion) copies of the software, if everyone with a computer bought a copy. For this, they generate 2^30 valid keys out of the possible key space of 2^85. Your chances of guessing one of those 2^30 valid keys are 1 in 2^55, assuming that the valid keys are equally distributed in the key space (which they will be - they'll be generated from a proper source of random numbers).

    In other words, it is extremely unlikely that anyone would ever guess a correct key. Particularly as each guess requires a request to be sent to the software manufacturer, which puts a limit on the number of keys that can be tested in any period of time. 1 in 2^55 is 1 in 3.6e+16 - you'd have better luck on a lottery.

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  23. Huh? by encoderer · · Score: 2, Funny

    The atomic number of zinc is 30?

  24. Not Quite.... by encoderer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can [not!] speak for myself when I say that even if you don't buy the OS, you can still be very easily financially tied to MS. Both in terms of hardware purchases and software purchases that are windows-only.

    I probably have $1k in windows software.

    Of course, I don't understand the rabid microsoft-hating to begin with. Their product works fine for me. I can't tell you the last time I had a system crash (opposed to an application crash), or the last time I was infected with spyware or a virus. Also, my computer runs at a perfectly acceptable clip, there's an entire ecosystem of software and peripherals, not to mention support and documentation. I know that if I have a problem w/ windows, office, etc, SOMEBODY has had that problem before and Google can probably explain it to me.

    I'll probably be labeled as a Troll because only on slashdot can you be a troll for writing a positive review of a perfectly acceptable software package. Cheers!

  25. A Winner Is You! by vain+gloria · · Score: 2, Funny

    The brute force approach is fundamentally impossible, unless you are the luckiest person in the world.
    Define "lucky". You've beaten amazing odds in a manner unrepeatable even given a million lifetimes and what do you get for it? A copy of Windows Vista.

    Probably not even one of the Turbo Hyper Fighting versions either.
  26. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by maeka · · Score: 1

    If I were them I would do what prepaid mobile phone has been doing
    for years: generate completely random keys and at the signing server
    end just check if that key is in the database and if it's not already
    used

    What would stop you from sniffing the traffic of the on-line checking of a legitimate key, and then faking that traffic to "authorize" illegitimate keys?
  27. Zealotry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let me just throw this out there --anonymously so my account isn't pulled...

    Were some of us a little quick to use this bullshit story as one more excuse to prove everything MS does evil/stupid/wrong? When we get so intractable in our thinking that we are ready to believe any crazy BS that confirms our pre-existing beliefs, I think we tilt towards irrationality --we lose our ability to think objectively.

     

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  28. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Three words: Public key cryptography

    1. Alice generates temporary session key
    2. Alice encrypts temporary session key using Bob's public rsa key
    3. Alice sends encrypted temporary session key to Bob
    4. Alice and Bob now use the temporary session key for all further
          communications.
    5. Evil Marvin (the listening dude in the middle) does not profit.

    random session numbers and timestamps do their part to prevent replay.

  29. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    I think it would indeed be a good idea to have a simple checksum in there
    to reduce typos and frustrartion, in effect have a random key and a
    byte's worth of checksum.

    As far as certainty for the user is concerned as to what happened, the server
    could issue certain error messages like "This registration key is not valid!" or
    "I am having problems right now validating your key but that's not your
    fault, try again later" and of course: "DIE, PIRATE SCUM!"

  30. Slashdot is run by "Techies"?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How in the world anyone with technical background could believe a brute force attack would work is beyond me. Especially on a site that professes to be "super techie" with anti-sony, anti-microsoft, anti-anything non "techie".

    1. Re:Slashdot is run by "Techies"?? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is populated by nerds, and one of the defining characteristics of a nerd (and also one of the reasons no one likes a nerd) is that they are never wrong.

      Don't go looking for contrition here. You'd have an easier time learning evolution in a tent revival.

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  31. Windows Vista Keygen Screensaver by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Hey, it worked for SETI, and they're getting no results at all!

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  32. Re:fags by XdevXnull · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thought this comment was kinda funny? I'm not sure what a Vista Keygen has to do with Linux, or Linux being somehow wrong as a result, but it kinda made me giggle. Teehee~

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  33. ATT muppets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Product activation is a PITA if you tinker with your hardware, it's a PITA when you have a BIOS locked OEM install and replace the motherboard. It's a PITA if WGA fails on a legit install. There are 101 scenarios where it's a PITA, your "Works fine here so fuck everybody else" attitude is poor. Most tech folk I know have 2-3 computers and hand down components from dads workstation to the kids homework box and finally the wifes pee-cee. This is common practice for casual tinkerers and product activation rapidly becomes a PITA.

    1. Re:ATT muppets! by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but nobody here believes you. Mainly because, unless you are mistaking "product activation" with "entering a serial number", what you have described is just not possible.

      Windows XP (and indeed any remotely recent versions of MS software) will just not allow you to reactivate a product if there is either a different motherboard detected. I have been told by Microsoft staff that especially with Windows Small Business Server (*shudder*), not even a CPU upgrade is allowed by the license. When a server died, the MS rep told me, in these words more or less exactly, that "That license lived and died with that machine." and flatly refused to entertain any arguments, including the one that went something like "but the server is 2 weeks old!".

      Windows XP will behave in a similar manner. Even if you *do* manage to get it authorized, lets say the auth servers like you, know that by installing it on different hardware is a breach of the EULA, and at that stage you may as well just use a cracked copy anyway.

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    2. Re:ATT muppets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 weeks old?

      You are obviously a liar and could have it fixed under warranty.

      Moral of story is that you are a jackass and need to stop spreading FUD about liscenses.

    3. Re:ATT muppets! by Macthorpe · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nobody here believes me because this is Slashdot, and if like me you deviate from the groupthink, you lose 'credibility'.

      Believe me or not, and although my anecdotal evidence does not trump yours, it does invalidate any attempt to paint your experience as the general rule.

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    4. Re:ATT muppets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You are obviously a liar and could have it fixed under warranty.

      AMD don't provide a warranty on OEM CPU's, perhaps he built the server without providing adequate cooling? Perhaps he decided to switch vendors based on premature failure? SBS is clearly a separate product from the CPU and you shouldn't need to contact MS just because you swap out a generic commodity part - let alone be told to repurchase the OS.

    5. Re:ATT muppets! by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to interrupt your friendly feud, but I have a copy of XP that does not require activation and I've reinstalled it dozens of times on multiple machines. It's a copy I purchased from my university while I was in college and every copy they has exactly the same code so there have been tens of thousands of uses without issue. Not all versions of XP are the same. Since Macthorpe has a roommate, I would suspect that she's in college which would make it a possibility she has access to the same type of install media.

    6. Re:ATT muppets! by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      The hardware was built by me, the mobo was faulty and was replaced under warranty. MS wouldn't issue a new key for it though.

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    7. Re:ATT muppets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows XP (and indeed any remotely recent versions of MS software) will just not allow you to reactivate a product if there is either a different motherboard detected. I fried the motherboard in my work machine, replaced it with a different model (couldn't get the old one anymore) and Windows XP - an OEM copy even - reactivated fine. Yes, it had to phone home to Microsoft, but it all just worked. Maybe you're right about SBS OEM, but you're wrong about XP.

  34. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by Mia'cova · · Score: 1

    The typo checking is likely smarter than just a random 1/x chance of hitting it. Take an ISBN number for example. It's not possible to change one digit or reverse the order of two digits next to each other and get a valid ISBN number. There's a lot of cool stuff like this in code theory that makes designing these kinds of keys as easy as opening a textbook..

  35. True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates sent me an email telling me to forward it on to as many people as possible and he would give me a dollar for each one sent. Wait a second... did I ever get that money???

  36. miccas.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  37. Can we slap the Inquirer writer upside the head? by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    Because, you know, the fucktard deserves it.

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  38. Done smart is NOT DONE AT ALL by Vryl · · Score: 2, Informative

    Work out the size of the keyspace.

    When you have done that work out how long it would take if you used every computer in the world.

    Express it in terms of billions of years, and compare it to the lifetime of the sun.

    Then get the cluestick and hit yourself repeatedly on the head.

  39. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by segafreak · · Score: 1

    This seems like a fair idea in principle, but as soon as the anti-MS groups found out the server IPs they would Ddos the shit out of it. Suddenly noone can validate their copy of Windows for a day, MS's tech support lines are jammed, etc etc etc. If all the logic is server side you have a pretty big failure-point! More than that, I think MS's anti-piracy measures are a calculated exercise in PR - they realise that they will never actually stop piracy, but they can't be seen to be giving in, so they carry on coming up with new but never perfect ideas. Lets face it, the majority of revenue for Windows comes from businesses that can't pirate the OS anyway as they can be audited.

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  40. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by MrNaz · · Score: 1

    Dude, you're so silly. Marvin *can* profit. Here's how:

    1 Decide to break Alice and Bob's public keys
    2 ...
    3 Profit!

    It's a tried, tested and proven formula.

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  41. Lunix Lapdogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BWAHAHAHA!!!!

    Someone posts something bad about Vista, and the Slashdot community laps it up like good little doggies.

    I wonder if Slashdot can ever be successful once reality forces it to abandon it's anti-MS FUD driven agenda. The fact that XP became superior to both OSX and the "not quite catching up to Windows 95" Linux seem to have really sidelined Slashdot, since their FUD is closing in on ten years out of date. I doubt Slashdot can maintain relevance, and that's why sites like digg and del.icio.us are eating it's lunch: real news, real interest, no thinly veiled anti-MS agenda.

  42. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Right but instead he could take a length of rubber hose, drive out to Alice, shoot her
    dog and beat the crap out of her until she starts talking. Then he could tie Alice
    up and throw her sorry bleeding sobbing body onto the back of his pickup, drive over to
    Bob and douse his little daughter with lighter fluid while choking her with his belt.

    The only drawback to this brute force method of course is that both parties find out
    that their secret has been compromised.

  43. Re:Might not even have to validate keys at all any by Kris_J · · Score: 1
  44. OEM licenses indeed prohibit some repairs by Ken+Erfourth · · Score: 1

    "I have been told by Microsoft staff that especially with Windows Small Business Server (*shudder*), not even a CPU upgrade is allowed by the license."

    I have experienced this multiple times as well. I currently have a motherboard on order from Dell to replace a unit in a Dimension 2250 where a customer broke off the VGA connector (didn't realize it was screwed on and yanked it right off).

    I have to order the replacement (a refurb with a 90 day guarantee) direct from Dell, pay $130 bucks for it with shipping, and wait at least two weeks to get it. Otherwise Product Activation will not work, and the license will be void. I am a Microsoft Partner, and have directly discussed this with a Microsoft Rep, getting it from the horse's mouth. For what I'm paying, I could have given the customer a board and processor upgrade if I wasn't locked into Dell.

    On a Sony Vaio, I thought I had located an identical motherboard (it was a standard Intel board, and still pretty new--Sony's warranty had just expired). After ordering it, I discovered to my chagrin that Windows Media Center Edition (OEM) not only checked the board components--it also looked for the proprietary Sony Bios, and would not authorize without it (I confirmed this with Sony Technical Support). Microsoft refused to help, and Sony said there was nothing they could do. I tried to use their bios updater, but that checked the previous bios and refused to install. In hindsight, I regret not checking to see if the bios chip was socketed and possibly swappable.

    Instead, I installed Suse Linux 10.2.

    Currently, Media Center Edition is the only version of Windows XP I know of that goes so far as to require a specific bios for activation, but I would be surprised if every branded OEM version of Vista isn't going to be doing this. I would expect that getting getting a branded OEM license (which Microsoft practically gives away to major OEMs) will probably include a manufacturer-specific bios identifier. That's a win-win for both Microsoft (who gets to sell more copies of Vista to people who make the mistake of repairing their OEM licensed machines) and the OEMs, like Dell, who can lock customers into buying their premium-priced components instead of a higher value standard part.

    It's a lose-lose for customers and small repair shops like mine, who have to go with mediocre, expensive OEM brand authorized service (Best Buy, anyone?) and compete with OEM branded boxes that undercut my margins by getting a basically free Windows license while I have to pay full OEM price ($25 vs. $85 currently).

    Currently, this mainly impacts motherboards, but I fully expect Microsoft to continue turning the screws as they seek to fully capitalize their monopoly position.

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