Museum IDs New Species of Dinosaur
Uryugen writes "A new dinosaur species was a plant-eater with yard-long horns over its eyebrows, suggesting an evolutionary middle step between older dinosaurs with even larger horns and the small-horned creatures that followed, experts said.
The dinosaur's horns, thick as a human arm, are like those of triceratops — which came 10 million years later. However, this animal belonged to a subfamily that usually had bony nubbins a few inches long above their eyes"
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Lo and behold, evolutionary theory actually works," he said.
He should give it a spiffy name like JesusisLordatops to keep the army of fundies at bay.
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
Humans got the evolutionary shaft.
Human: "Oooh, look at me! I've got an enlarged Broca's region in my frontal lobe! DE-FENSE!"
Zuniceratops: "Oh yeah? Well how about this--BAM, the ole' horn in the eye!"
Good thing we're separated by millions of years...
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My work here is dung.
New bones found! Slightly different than other bones!
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Am I the only one who chuckles whenever they read or hear the word "nubbins"?
I think I'm going to add the phrase "bony nubbin" to my online dating profile
Had I the choice, I would have dubbed it 'antistoogeisaur' ("Why-I-oughta... Ooch, my poor hand!")
I wonder if the bulls had any trouble with competition and eye loss during mating season.
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Sorry, anytime I see nubbin I'm going to think of Chandler from Friends.
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Scientists have been able to produce an image of the ancient beast.
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The first dinosaur categorized as "Herbivore and incidental carnivore" whenever it happened to accidentally spear something tasty hiding behind the plant it was eating.
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Cool, a new source of oil!
And you guys said it wasn't renewable. See, that's why I like science. They are always finding new species. More oil. More oil. I'm going to go buy a Hummer.
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won't anybody welcome our new extinct dinosaur overlords?
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Those were the good ol' days: huge animals with giant horns. We don't get that as much these days, outside of elephant tusks. I am surprised whales don't have horns. When killer wales attack their kids, a common problem for them, if they had spikes of some sort, parents could ward off the killer wales with a good poke or two. The best they can do is flail their tail at them, which is not very effective. I am surprised evolution didn't give them a spike. Time for a Creator to step in :-)
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"Unquestionably, it's an important find," said Peter Dodson, a University of Pennsylvania paleontologist. "It was sort of the grandfather or great-uncle of the really diverse horned dinosaurs that came after it."
Ryan named the new dinosaur Albertaceratops nesmoi, after the region and Cecil Nesmo, a rancher near Manyberries, Alberta, who has helped fossil hunters.
The creature was about 20 feet long and lived 78 million years ago.
The oldest known horned dinosaur in North America is called Zuniceratops. It lived 12 million years before Ryan's find, and also had large horns.
That makes the newly found creature an intermediate between older forms with large horns and later small-horned relatives, said State of Utah paleontologist Jim Kirkland, who with Douglas Wolfe identified Zuniceratops in New Mexico in 1998. He predicted then that something like Ryan's find would turn up.
"Lo and behold, evolutionary theory actually works," he said. - Lo and behold? We knew that evolution works for a long long time now, but does anyone know whether these remains can be used for DNA sequencing so an evolution map could be setup for such creatures?
You can't handle the truth.
Given that dinosaurs (broadly speaking) died out rather a long time ago - it's very unlikely that there are any new species.
Perhaps there's a newly identified species?
I'll get my coat.
...it translated in my head as "Museum Intelligently Designs New Species of Dinosaur".
I've obviously been getting involved in too many evolution-related debates.
I'm surprised nobody decided to make fun of the local population centre called Manyberries. I've driven through the area on a Digital Confluence Project quest. Other places in the area are Wild Horse (at the Alberta/Montana border), Onefour (there is an Ag Canada research station there), and Seven Persons. The area is consistently windy there, and quite dry. Most fence posts around there seem to have old car tires at there base to keep the soil from being blown away.
New species of Jesus Horse found! \o/
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Creationists try to deny this too, but there's concrete, physical evidence so you'd be a fool to deny it right?
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A dinosaur with yard-long growths over its eyes--isn't that Andy Rooney?
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How do we know this is indicative of an entire species, and not just a single freak of nature?
Have you read my journal today?
IANAP(aleontologist), but this always bugs me about fossil findings. Did they find a whole skeleton, or only the skull fragment pictured? If it's only the fragment pictured, couldn't this just be a triceratops? The "nose" part of the skull appears to be missing.
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Can we call this one a Brontosaurus and settle the whole problem?
New species heh? So I take it that the tales of the dinosaur extinction were much over hyped?
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
I must be tired. It took me several reads of the headline -- "Museum IDs New Species of Dinosaur" -- before I realized that the museum had apparently discovered a new species of dinosaur, and not that their identification cards had evolved into an otherwise extinct life-form...
Ack!
Was the fossil hidden in the dark depths of the basement forgotten by time? How lucky the curator must have felt when he stumbled across this amazing find.