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New Mexico Might Declare Pluto a Planet
pease1 writes "Wired and others are reporting that for New Mexico, the fight for Pluto is not over. Seven months after the International Astronomical Union downgraded the distant heavenly body to a 'dwarf planet,' a state representative in New Mexico aims to give the snubbed world back some of its respect. State lawmakers will vote Tuesday on a bill that proposes that 'as Pluto passes overhead through New Mexico's excellent night skies, it be declared a planet.' The lawmaker who introduced the measure represents the county in which Clyde Tombaugh, Pluto's discoverer, was born. For many of us old timers, and those who had the honor of meeting Clyde, this just causes a belly laugh and is pure fun. Not to mention a bit of poking a stick in the eye."
"Nothing for you to see here. Please move along."
Well fine, I'm gonna start my own Pluto-recognizing state, with blackjack, and hookers!
In fact, forget the state, and the blackjack.
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal
That depends on what the meaning of the word "word" is.
Read up on "Freedom Fries" for a good example of redefinition.
They're just arguing on a slippery slope fallacy. First Pluto is stripped of its title, and before we know it, there will only be one Mexico again.
Don't submit to the international fascist conspiracy! Pluto IS a planet!
It be declared a planet.
Given the relative scarcity of larger bodies of water there, I did not realize that New Mexico had any pirates at all, let alone some in the legislature. Good work!
Also, pi = 4. Or maybe 3.2. The government has spoken, let it be written!
Well, at least it keeps her out of the streets, I guess.
I wouldn't be so sure of that; She is a politician after all. It's in her nature to whore herself out.
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2) Pass a law declaring victory
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4) PROFIT!!!
Legally speaking, at one time tomatoes were not considered fruits.
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Next they should outlaw disease. Just imagine the healthcare savings.
Can't anyone see? This whole debate was created by Pluto itself as media hype to keep Pluto in the news!
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Heck, by the "as Pluto passes overhead through New Mexico's excellent night skies, it be declared a planet" definition, pretty much everything up there is a planet...the moon, the stars, some comets, satellites...the international space station...just about everything but the sun, I guess...
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Representative Joni Marie Gutierrez, Landscape Architect
I see a possible vested interest here. Pluto = planet = greater chance of manned mission = greater chance of human colonisation = opportunities galore for landscape architects. (I hear Pluto is in a very secluded location, but could benefit from some remodelling, and possibly an ornamental pond or two).
Connecticut has declared Pluto to be a social networking site.
which, by the way has more bearing on reality than the semantics of the word "planet".
this is *still* a non-story.
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It would be fun to stand on the border between New Mexico and Texas and hop back and forth over the borderline, thinking "now it's a planet, now it's not. Planet again...."
Table-ized A.I.
Teacher: When is Pluto a planet today?
Student: Today from Albuquerque Pluto is overhead between 2:28am and 1:00pm. It's night before 7:23am and after 7:10pm. Answer: 2:28am-7:23am and 7:10pm-midnight.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Save_pluto.jpg
Table-ized A.I.
I live in New Mexico. Our legislature just spent weeks debating the realtive merits of cockfighting; this Pluto thing is actually an improvement in the level of legislative discourse.
So some god went on a cosmic health kick and implemented a high fiber diet? And when he took a crap, he breathed life into the results and called them Humans?
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Daylight Savings Time gave me an idea: Between November and March, Pluto is a planet, but a dwarf-planet between April and October.
Table-ized A.I.
Pluto is recognising New Mexico as a country.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
... welcome our new Pluto-recognizing overladies.
In Soviet Russia, our new overlords are belong to all your base.