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What Would Be Your Dream Machine?

isaachulvey asks: "If you could put together your dream machine with any components you want, what would it be? Obviously price is not a factor here or we'd all be putting together 800 MHz systems with 128 MB of RAM. This is your dream machine, so be creative, go as over the top as you need, remember overkill is not a crime."

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  1. Linux compatible by linvir · · Score: 4, Interesting

    All I want is a machine 100% compatible with my Linux distro of choice. If I can have that, I don't care about the specs.

    1. Re:Linux compatible by wolrahnaes · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm absolutely certain that my circa-1991 IBM PS/1 is completely supported by Linux. 25MHz 486SX, 20MB RAM, 129MB hard drive, and a 2400 baud modem in the ISA slot.

      I'll trade you for whatever partially incompatible hardware you've got today, since you don't care about the specs.

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  2. talking computers ftw by uber-human · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would want it to talk, kinda' like HAL, only without the killing people part. Oh, and it would have a sexy female voice.

  3. My first place entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is a Beowulf cluster of whatever comes in second place.

  4. 800 mhz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I realize there's a long queue, but how many years ago was this question submitted?

    1. Re:800 mhz? by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A friend of mine just recently upgrade his P2 266mhz to a P3 667mhz and he's quite happy with it.
      Guess what? It runs WindowsXP quite well, he can surf the web no problems and play the awesome games that were released at that era and a great number of new small games you can get from the net, including his mmorpg of choise (runescape).
      I don't really understand it, but I guess he knows what he's doing.
      He does have PS2 and a couple of really cool board games tho.

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  5. C= 64 by thhamm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i want my C64 back. and the whole bunch of good memories too.

    1. Re:C= 64 by lavid · · Score: 3, Funny

      we're sorry you've lost your memory.

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    2. Re:C= 64 by ai3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      But it had only 64KB of'em, which surely wasn't enough for everyone!

  6. Re:The absolute ultimate dream machine. by NayDizz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, and output it to two of these

  7. Re:The absolute ultimate dream machine. by kinzillah · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where the hell is the "-1 Creepy" mod?

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  8. Hmm by micksam7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we pick two? I'd take a core 2 quad pc with two GeForce 8800GTX in SLi, and maybe a few drives in 0+1 raid. Custom built of course.

    Then perhaps a closet full of dual-processor quad-core blade servers for password cra^W^W helping out folding@home or something.

  9. Depends on your requirements by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, it'd be fun to have the fastest computer available, but lots of power comes with drawbacks: noise and high electricity bills.

    My main machine is a Mac Mini G4, and you know, it's fast enough for just about everything I do. It's nice and quiet, and doesn't draw ludicrous amounts of power. The only drawback is its lack of room for internal harddisks. I've got two external disks connected for a total of 500 GB, and I still don't have enough space.

    I'm shopping for a PVR at the moment. AFAIK, any current machine would do for this purpose; the only thing that may pose a problem is HDTV playback. But given the lack of HDTV broadcasts where I live, this wouldn't be a dealbreaker.

    My work machine could do with a bit more power, but in my job (writing technical documents), the CPU rarely is the bottleneck. Disk speed is more of an issue. I just replaced the 4200 rpm disk in my laptop with a 7200 rpm disk, and the difference is quite remarkable.
    My ultimate work machine would be a laptop with 4 GB RAM on the fastest bus available [1], a RAID-0 using four of the fastest drives available [1], a 15" internal screen and 2 DVI ports that can drive a 30" screen each. Then again, with that RAID it wouldn't be very portable.

    1: note the lack of technicalities. I've no idea which speeds we'd be talking about. Mostly, I just don't care enough to keep up.

  10. big apple by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Go max out a Mac Pro on Apple's site... it's $20k.

    I could use that.

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    1. Re:big apple by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Go max out a Mac Pro on Apple's site... it's $20k.

      Pfffft. Lemme know when you get it up to $640k. That oughta be enough for anyone...

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  11. My dream machine has breasts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    'nuff said!

    1. Re:My dream machine has breasts by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cute receptionist at work:
      What is that penguin thing "TUX" on [the back window of] your truck?

      I:
      It's the mascot of a type of operating system.

      Cute receptionist at work:
      (Dumb Look)

      I:
      It's computer stuff, you interested?

      Cute receptionist at work:
      No.

  12. easy by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want a machine with an original Pentium I processor (you know the one). Put that together with like 16MB of differently spec'd RAM (2-8s or 4-4s) on a mobo with capacitors circa 2001, and an IBM DeskStar 75GXP hard drive. Oh, and it should be running WinME. That's like a dream come true...

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  13. Re:Forget the innards by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative

    In terms of form factor, I think the Psion Series 3 had it about right. I'd like an updated version. Give it an 800x480 touchscreen like the Nokia 770, a 1GHz XScale CPU, 1GB of RAM and 16GB of flash. Throw in WiFi and UMTS. Keep the keyboard. Make it about half a centimetre thinner, and add a web browser and mail client. Oh, and some kind of magic batter technology so it can get the same sort of life that the original Series 3 had...

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  14. Re:easy by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want a machine with an original Pentium I processor (you know the one). Put that together with like 16MB of differently spec'd RAM (2-8s or 4-4s) on a mobo with capacitors circa 2001, and an IBM DeskStar 75GXP hard drive. Oh, and it should be running WinME. That's like a dream come true...

    About the only things you're missing are the USB-attached crotch kicker and keyboard with random TASER capability.

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  15. Re:I guess if money were no object, I'd buy myself by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

    You spent forty four thousand, four hundred fourty two dollars, with no less than eight hard drives, forty-eight gigs of ram, and three years of onsite gold enterprise level support... But you cheaped out on the DVD drive?

    Man, spend the extra twenty bucks!

  16. Yeah; my dream is for someone else to spec it by JavaRob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My dream machine has exactly the hardware, peripherals, network connection, etc. that I would come up with, if I put in the enormous amount of mind-numbingly boring time to track down the indisputable best combination of components (and they all have to be compatible with each other...) for my future usage patterns.

    It would run the OS that I would select after having tested perfectly-tuned and personally-configured versions of every OS and variant, plus all possible OS extensions, add-ons, enhancements, etc. that are out there.

    It would have all of the software that I would select after exhaustive testing, preinstalled and configured just the way I'd like it, if I spent the time tinkering with all the options and exploring every little subfeature and 3rd party extension.

    I'm dead serious. I spec'ed out a new computer a couple of years ago, and I'm enough of a perfectionist that it damn near sucked the life out of me doing all the research. And I love the configuration flexibility of many OSes and development tools, but the sheer effort required to *find* that perfect configuration is horrific.

  17. Re:Forget the innards by JavaRob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, and some kind of magic batter technology so it can get the same sort of life that the original Series 3 had... Please -- we are not interested in hearing about your "magic batter".
  18. Re:Transmutation device by mattpointblank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Couldn't you just cut out the middleman and turn dirt into the commercial goods you seek? Take that, tax!

  19. It should go without saying... by MooseMuffin · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that regardless of specs, this dream machine will have to have a vagina.

  20. Re:Motorola 88K Harvard Architecture Data General by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I too was thinking retro. I'm torn between wanting a fully loaded and totally decked out (functional) PDP/11 or a Cray Y/MP . . .
    but if you want the imagination station:

    I want a computer with the following specs:
    numa memory
    1024 bit vector math units (128 of em should do)
    64x64bit CISC processors (core two duo EE)
    a couple dozen of those multithreading jobbies from sun
    and a full memory addressable array of spartan FPGAs ready to go.
    For disk I would like 1TB of DDR2 ram battery backed with redundant controllers with lazy write back to FC disk as working disk and 64TB as archive disk.
    64GB of numa flat memory should do the trick for all those CPUs (give each one a dedicated gig as well)

    That, along with a really cool OS (open BSD perchance?)
    oh, and I want a wall o monitors (6 or 12 [2x3 or 3x4 array] 22" wide screen deals).
    -nB

    just one more thing....
    remember those really old memories that used the persistence of phosphor as memory in a CRT? I want one of those glued on capable of showing the stack of any given CPU as a bitmap, cuz that'd be cool.

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  21. Re:Motorola 88K Harvard Architecture Data General by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    you know, now that I'm reading my post, fuck it.
    I want a functional quantum computer and a spaceship with warp 9.9 speed. :-)
    -nB

    it's been one minute since my last post and /. is afraid I'm spamming.
    I'll take the sausage, spam, eggs, and spam with a side of vikings please.

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