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Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex

zyl0x writes "The Times has an interesting article online on the discovery of a 100-million-year-old micro-organism which has survived its entire lifespan without sex." From the article "A tiny creature that has not had sex for 100 million years has overturned the theory that animals need to mate to create variety. Analysis of the jaw shapes of bdelloid rotifers, combined with genetic data, revealed that the animals have diversified under pressure of natural selection. Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

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  1. Nothing to see here... by Veroxii · · Score: 5, Funny

    This happens on Slashdot all the time.

    Move along...

    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by dryekindrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder how low this organism's slashdot id is.

    2. Re:Nothing to see here... by dosquatch · · Score: 5, Funny

      My wife is eight months pregnant, so I can relate to this organism.

      Wait... you've gone a hundred million years without sex, and your wife is preggers?

      I'd stop trusting the UPS guy if I were you.

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  2. Welcome to slashdot by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

    It should be right at home here.

    1. Re:Welcome to slashdot by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Am I the only slashdotter who gets laid on a regular basis? Feels like it sometimes.

      But - 100 million years without sex. That's gotta suck... or NOT!

      Presumably, it's not your original sense of humor that you rely on in these matters.

    2. Re:Welcome to slashdot by UncleTogie · · Score: 5, Funny

      The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend.
      I wouldn't call masturbation optimal...
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    3. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Alioth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sex is like bridge. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

    4. Re:Welcome to slashdot by raddan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Redundant penis? Is that like a penis array? A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises? Wait... that doesn't sound right...

  3. Blue Balliticus by madhatter256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that what you would name this micro-organism?

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  4. Is it only me... by bky1701 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...who read this as a single organism living for 100 million years without having sex? First part said "wow", second part made me feel like I had been out-geeked...

  5. Re:Slashdotters by niloroth · · Score: 5, Informative

    actually, the main point of the story is that it has changed, has evolved. There is no reason to believe that evolution stops if there is no sex, natural selection is quite happy to use mutation as a tool for evolution, just as it does sex. The difference being that sex tends to speed the process up with different combinations of genes with most offspring.

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  6. Nerd trifecta by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Front page stories

    * Dungeons & Dragons and IT
    * Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex
    * Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting

    Did anyone see suck's parody of slashdot?

    http://www.suck.com/daily/99/12/13/daily.html

    Doesn't seem so funny now, does it?

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    1. Re:Nerd trifecta by Deathbane27 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not a very good parody of Slashdot. There's no dupe on the front page!

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  7. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you even know what murder means?

    How on earth can you kill someone who hasn't even been born yet?
    Next you'll be saying woman who have periods are murderers. ...that's another embryo aborted. In your opinion we are all genocidal maniacs, since we could have all reproduced millions of times but have not (something to do with rape laws) and so millions of embryo's have been effectively aborted via periods which could have otherwise formed children.

  8. Silly reporter, sex is not required by CCW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This discovery doesn't refute anything. Sex has never been a requirement for diversification. That's just silly. Single celled organisms reproduce clonally, and there are millions of species. (they do utilize gene transfer, but that isn't the same as sexual reproduction)

    Inheritable differences and selection are sufficient. Mutation is a fine source of inheritable differences. Sex allows greater rates of diversity and retention in the population of undesirable traits that are not dominant for longer, allowing them time to mutate into something useful or show up when environmental factors make them useful. Sexual reproduction is far and away the most common mode in multicellular organisms, probably because it helps the species be resilient to environmental changes. But it isn't required.

  9. About the title... by oOo+Shiva+oOo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have found "Organism Survives Without Orgasm" at least a hundred times more entertaining :)

    1. Re:About the title... by pipatron · · Score: 5, Funny

      would it help if I mentioned that I'm a girl?

      Well, then we would at least know for sure you're lying.

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  10. Horribly misreported by warm+sushi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

    I have never even heard the idea (during a degree in genetics) that sex is necessary for diversification into species. Bacteria do not have sex (although they can share DNA through other means, such as plasmids) and yet that are incrediably diverse and continue to evolve rapidly (e.g. antibiotic resistance). Therefore, if sex were necessary for speciation we would only have one species of bacteria.

    The term "evolutionary species" is also strange. All "species" are by definition "evolutionary", since that is the process by which individual species arise.

  11. Indeed by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds a lot like my marriage...

  12. Living Louse by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two sister species were found to be living together on the body of a water louse. One of them specialised in living around the louse's legs and the other stayed close to the chest. And I thought I had a crappy dorm room.

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  13. Re:Yeah... by rhyder128k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Females that haven't had sex in millions of years. I moving there. I could get laid.

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  14. Re:Yeah... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's not what your girlfriend says. :-D

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  15. Bio Class Mistake by zpeterz63 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a bad idea to read "organism" as "orgasm" when you're reading out loud for a class.